Anyone else get stage fright?
I can't use urinals. I have to hide in the cubicles to pee.
>>36487133
Yeah same.
I have to hide in cubicles to shit.
I get stage fright if people see me walking. my legs go all wobbly and I stray off and walk manually
for some reason I'm perfectly fine on my bicycle though
>>36487133
first of why the fuck is that dude wearing a robe?
Is there anything wrong with marrying a cute 10/10 ex-pornstar if she's guaranteed to be loyal?
I mean if you're marrying a woman who's fucked 5+ guys, then you're already marrying a whore, so it really makes no difference whether her N count is 5 or 500.
>>36487117
No, not as long as you don't mind a looser pusspuss
>>36487117
So, is this like a choice you have or just a daydream or something?
>>36487117
Well, I see that as a binary choice, either she has had dick before or she hasn't. 1 or 1000, doesn't matter.
All that experience could come in bed, although she might try and act there a bit.
Point, if there is one, is that there are more important things to a relationship that sex. When you've been married for 20 years sex isn't what it used to be so you better actually enjoy being with her for that to work.
For sex, you can just use the pros right
What are the social dynamics in gay relationships like? Specifically for robots? Just curious about it, lesbos feel free to reply as well.
I'm a 23 year old gay guy and have been with my bf for 4 years. We have a weird dynamic not only because of the gay thing but he's double my age. He's kind of handsome and is very wealthy so I'm really into it. We dated secretly for the first year but now my friends and parents know and have met him and stuff. I've been living with him in his downtown loft for the last 2 years and it's basically life on easy mode. He's also away for work a lot and I basically get to spend my time browsing this website and playing games. He buys me literally any game or console I want and knows I'm loyal and would never cheat because I'm basically a fucking loser. I'm just not fat and look younger than I actually am haha. I know it won't last forever but feels good for now.
Sounds like you're on the wrong board
>>36487104
>Be gay robot
>Get with another gay robot
>Live like pic related
Why does Japan trigger normalfags so much?
I dunno, originally...
Japan doesn't. Weebs don't trigger so much as disgust non-weebs by their very existence
>>36487053
Army families had grandfathers die and murka fuck yeah. Most young people wouldn't care.
Another thing, they're not chirstian. In murka, because this is obviously my murikan perspective, we kill infidels. Like the indians, or korea. Japan is such little guys, we love little guys to target.
This fucking geek got himself a thicc amazon waifu. There's hope for you yet.
He's pretty cute, desu, serena looks like a man.
he is 6'5
>>36487010
>looks like a man
Nigger, you're gay.
Do traps exist irl? I've never seen one irl
>>36486896
Next time you see a cute girl, ask her if she has a penis.
>>36486896
>I've never seen one irl
How would you know?
They exist, but in person they aren't attractive at all. Porn can kind of bypass this, but face to face your brain will just register them as a weird feminine dude.
>boyfriend breaks up with me
>one of my only two friends turns their back on me
So, how bad was your day /r9k/?
Well I woke up this morning so I say pretty bad.
>one of my only two friends turns their back on me
Was that guy your Plan B? Good thing he told to fuck yourself.
>Today was my birthday
>Wife and I get into a huge fight
>She tries to hit me in the face and says she hates me, slams the door to my office
>Few seconds later, hear something hit the door and glass breaking
>She threw a photo of us together at the door along with her ring
>She left the house and wouldn't answer her phone. Don't know where she went/is and can't get ahold of her
It's been great.
> he does the virgin smile
Why do you still try to smile in photos when you are so unconvincing at it /r9k/?
God my smile is so autistic. I dont get how to have a nice smile.
>>36486775
I think the virgin smile is more real than the virgin walk.
> he doesn't practice his selfie smile
Believe it or not, but all Chads and most normies have practiced for hours their selfie smile in order to look completely natural for photos - why haven't you?
I want to be eaten by mommy
I want to live in mommy's belly
>>36486768
You're a freak and need mental evaluation
Reconsider your life choices
>>36486768
I want mommy to eat me while I carry a rusty machete
>>36486795
No I don't do not be mean to me
>>36486803
Mommy's tummy would just digest it anyway
Are we living in a simulation? The idea of living life like its a video game is appealing to me.
>>36486767
Why do I keep seeing this simulation thing everywhere lately?
>>36486870
Your simulation is experiencing a bug that was programmed by the head admin. It's just a test.
>>36486767
It is a question we can't answer by definition
Just a reminder that attractive people are actually nice because they're a product of their environment.
yeah they're 'nice' but they have cunty opinions because no one ever checks them on it
also they can be extremely condescending without giving a shit
>>36486732
I may be bad at reading people and emotions but, THAT looks like the fakes most evil smile I've ever seen.
too much beauty much like too much intelligence makes one a super predator.
>Remember making a joke two days ago that no one laughed at
>Haven't been able to fall asleep for the last hour because I keep replaying it over and over in my mind
>>36486699
What was the joke?
seal of originality
>>36486699
>2 days ago
I still remember with I forgot the punchline of a joke in highschool, still makes me cringe
I want to cum on Ciara's pale skin.
Which boards have the highest amount of virgins?
My guess is:
1. /r9k/
2. /mlp/
3. /pol/
4. Evey anime board
5. Every video game board
>>36486689
jesus christ that fucking body hnggggg if only she werent such a dumb whore
>>36486689
Switch r9k with mlp, r9k has too many normies or people that had a gf but are delusional enough to think they're almost like a virgin again cause they've been alone for a little while.
/pol/
/v/
whatever is the most frequent board, not normal to browse 4chan
Manlets! What does it feel like to be short? Do you feel like less of a man? Have you ever had a girl put off by your height?
How do the manlets 5'6" and under feel about being the same height as girls?
I guess it would be the same as when you were a boy.
It sucks, I wish I was normal.
>>36486534
I'm 5'5. I never picked up at the pub/club while at uni like some of my chad mates, it just wasn't the environment for me, so yeah a shit load of girls are put off by my height, but there are other avenues to pursue. If you can't get any girls at all it's more to do with being an autistic sperg than it is your height, height just makes everything harder.
"losers", robots etc. are much more interesting friends than normies.
prove me wrong?
I don't know man. I had a robot friend and the constant whining got repulsive after a while.
>>36486518
why weren't you supportive?
>>36486518
you were supposed to make her feel better, you faggot.