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What is this? It has been on my arm for about 3 months
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>>36488806
my condolences, rip
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>>36488806
Shit man I'm so sorry
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>>36488806
Naah its cool see no problem with that. You gonna die.

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I'm a girl who wants to build a body like pic related and date a talk lanklet who fears me breaking his dick whenever we have sex

I don't know where this fantasy came from but I started lifting recently. Would any lanklet date a girl like pic related?
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>>36488782
Yup but I'm not very tall just 6'0 my dick is really big tho so I got that going for me
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>I'm a girl
u lost me
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>>36488782
It's going to be hard finding a gay man that wants a fat tranny on them

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When does females hits the wall?
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>>36488764
>When does females hits the wall?
28-30
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I don't think there's a hard and fast rule, it's different for every woman. Some rare women like Helen Mirren and Jennifer Aniston can be hot well in to their 50s. Some women who spend a lot of time in the sun or do certain drugs or just get plain unlucky hit the wall in their mid 20s.

Id say on average in an industrialised country it's like 32-33 these days
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>>36488764
Depends. 28 is when it really starts to show in my experience.

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>google just shot down my youtube channel
REEEEEE FUCK YOU I ALMOST HAD 1000 SUBSCRIBERS I WORKED HARD FOR THIS FUCK YOUUUUUUUU
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>>36488726
If it seems like people find you entertaining (if its that kind of channel) go to twitch, buy initial followers on twitchfollows.com No point in doing sjwtube anymore, you almost can't say "fuck" on thr channel without it getting demonitised, I hope that shithole falls and burns eternally in hell soon, fucking google.
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Youtube is currently purging all alt-right content

Anyone too right wing is banned. Hitler videos are being purged.
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>>36488874
I had a Trump video that had more than 500,000 views, nothing seriously offensive or racist. My account got terminated for "spam, scam, or misleading content".

Fuck this shit, i'm so angry

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Why exactly do you not have an older mommy gf? You have 10 seconds.
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Because they're used trash of at least 5-6 other guys
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The best blowjob I ever got was from a 47 year old woman. She sucked my 26 year old cock and swallowed my entire load.
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>>36488651
I'm ugly and have no chance with a woman of any age.

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what are some famous robots that visit r9k we know of? besides dunkey
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>3.5 million subscribers
>robot
all right buddy. my fucking normie coworker talks about videogamedunkey.
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>>36488657
was refering to the fact that he browses here. how else would you say it, r9k'er?
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>tfw I want to be a famous robot
If I get famous making Youtube videos or furry porn, would you guys love me?

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This is why you dont get inked while drunk
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Time stamp fegget
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Another angle of the tattoo
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>>36488610
didnt anybody see the first five minutes of Funny Ha Ha?
baka...

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My conversation with my dad minutes ago

>anon we spoke to your grandparents and they want you to come to Guangzhou (a city in China) to live with them so they can make your normal again, what do you think?My conversation with my dad minutes ago

>anon we spoke to your grandparents and they want you to live with them in Guangzhou (a city in China) so they can make your normal again, what do you think?
>I'm not sure, I'll think about it
>well it doesn't seem like you're getting better, if you're going to be at home most of the time, you might as well try living in china. You can go with your grands to buy a computer once you're there.
>okay I'll think about it and let you know
>you can't keep being like this, just remember that.
Looks like my family's had enough of me too. Help
>I'm not sure, I'll think about it
>well it doesn't seem like you're getting better, if you're going to be at home most of the time, you might as well try living in china. You can go with your grands to buy a computer once you're there.
>okay I'll think about it and let you know
>you can't keep being like this, just remember that.
Looks like my family's had enough of me too. Help
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Thanks for posting this again
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>>36488462
speak engrish not ching chong
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>>36488462
An Asian retard gook posting the same shit every day: Very typical behavior of the Asian male.

And this is why I "accidentally" spill coffee on Asian gooks at the bus stop.

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Psychopath here. A few people in my life know, but I've got a great human persona. Ask me anything.
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>>36488432
You've already proven you are not, don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out you edgy little faggot.
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Do you use your personal features for any gain? I mean successfully. Did you get anything out of being abnormal? Money, bitches, power,..?
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>>36488448
go home op thread's over

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Who here doesn't read books?
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>>36488381
I just finished ''my twisted world'', you need to read more bro
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>>36488381
This anon reads occasionally.
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Last time I read a book was like 10 years ago.

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Would you date a cuckqueen?
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>>36488355
No now fuck off with this cuck shit already you fuxking loser


GET OUT NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>36488355
Yes, as long as she knows hot chicks and isn't ugly herself
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>>36488355
>cuckqueen
It's cuckquean you fucking retard.

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hambeast from my highschool just started a blog, are women really this delusional? http://anonymousgg.com/why-being-a-gamer-girl-is-not-as-great-as-it-sounds/
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>>36488342
sounds like role playing desu
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>I've been a gamer since 2012
Meanwhile most men have been "gamers" since they were 5
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She specifies men, does that mean its okay for women to ask for nudes and bully her?

Anyone tried compensated companionship?

pic related Invisible Girlfriend. Someone pretends to be your girlfriend through text.

I am invisible to women but i still have companionship.
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I have done the real thing aka sugar dating. I have paid girls to be my part time gfs (sugar babies).
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>>36488388
How rich do you need to be to do that?
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>>36488316
>compensated companionship
You mean marriage?
Stop over valuing women. All your doing is preventing this bubble from popping with shit like this. Just buy a wife from a third world country.

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Ah, Sunday. The day before Monday. Are you getting ready wagie?
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Weekends aren't fun anyway. I love my job!
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a-at least I can afford expensive things I don't really need
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Yes I am ready. Hey anyone in here got an electric razor. Just order the braun series 7 razor wet and dry. I heard it's really good, I'm so excited waiting for it to come through the mail. Got it on sale for 230 dollars.

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>22, virgin , never had a gf
>no friends
>drop out
>arthritic so spend my days leeching off my parents NEEt playing videogames and fapping
>not even having fun nymore, just look foreward to sleep
>depressed everyday is the same

Can anyone give me a reason to not kill myself?
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You could be smoking weed instead, I'll go smoke a J for you OP
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killing yourself is really hard anon
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>>36488230
Same but 25 years old. Just remember, it never gets better.

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