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What. Is going on??
2 seconds

are these recovery phrases for crypto wallets?

is this some isis money laundering shit?

>>36489222
use the humiliation as motivation to get stronger

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He probably had crazy strength and old man strength. That's not fair he had two stat bonuses over you. Bring a gun next time if you're American. If not then a katana will do fine.

level up your charisma and you don't have to level up strenght/speed to fight

>>36489176
You can't change him. Or, be changed by her. Whichever it is you're imagining. Personal growth doesn't come from other people.

Smile and laugh in a way that doesn't seem like its at his expense, its that simple.

>Personal growth doesn't come from other people.
>Mole people are the most advanced race of people
>Hermits are the wisest people

So you just wanna fuck yourself?

>>36489179
It's just that thinking about myself as a female gives me massive boners. I don't even get aroused by looking at girls anymore if I don't fantasyze about them being me first. Shit's hard to explain.

>>36489287
Wow, speaking of this i often fantasyze me as female too. It gets me this hot sexy feeling but never boner.

honestIy good bait mate

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>These damnn normies

>>36489098
No, it annoys me when /r9k/ does it. Faggots whining about muh normies one moment and tfw no gf the next. Pick a fucking side faggots.

Do it anyway. Plenty of talentless broads making a living without actually being good at anything.

>>36489057
Pic with timestamp right fucking now or gtfo

>>36489088
but if i am talentless i have no niche

no, only toilets with some faggots name on them are art.

>>36489041
By definition it is. Some can argue that it shouldnt be considered so but they can go ahead and take issue with the definition, not anime.

Anime makes everything ok.

>>36489035
Would you rather be playing something different?

>>36489035

Roblox is pretty good imo, i also played it since 2008.
I loved the freedom you had unlike in other games, you could rp, you could join a military group, you could raid bases etc.

Roblox is great, then normies made it a meme.

Post your shit dumpfag

you already made this thread on /v/. it isnt *that* good you know.

anyone who's played the game knows that screen is like 20 minutes in.

>>36488939
Ahaha you're the dumb nigger with a job that bought the switch. I told you, your ancestry shows.

Yes, if you really knew about him you'd know he was a try hard faggot who desperately wanted to be rock royalty and join the 27 club. In his youth, he would often brag to his sister that he would join the club

No, last I heard he moved to Argentina. He's now a masked wrestler. He uses his earnings to help fend off the excessive use of pesticides there and teach people about genetically altered seeds and food

>>36488945
Just like hitler

Just get tor, and browse through it. If you are doing some illegal shit you should also use a VPN before tor for 2 layers of security. Keep in mind that tor uses a new identity every time you restart, if you need the same identity every time you should use a VPN or a socks5 proxy. I don't know just google some of this shit.

Fuck off newfag, fucking google it and lurk moar. We're not here to spoonfeed you.

>>36488913
Go to /sp/ or /b/ why the fuck did you think /r9k/ could help you?? the fact that you are even.getting replies is beyond me you are so annoying.

dont ask that here

>>36488897
Yes it's romantic.
Yes you should make a move.

Obviously, no one calls someone of the other sex their soulmate without romantic undertones.

>>36488897
yes idiot fuck me are you retarded? she might as well call you husband or love of my life and you'd still be shitposting and begging OH NO CYBORG BULLY ME nerd faggot she is literally asking you to directly

Had it since I was like 12
Had a couple good experiences
>girl sends me Snapchat of an old project we did in high school
>unpaintedtoenails.jpg
>"you should paint your toenails"
>"you should paint them for me
Sperged out and deleted her on Snapchat

>>36488876
>Strange experience with a babysitter/teacher?

I did actually have an "experience" with my babysitter when I was like 5 or 6. She put her foot on my belly one day and I've been popping boners for feet ever since.

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>>36488929

Christ anon, what I wouldn't give to have an opportunity like that. Was she a qt?

get outside the house

fuck myself with a banana and wank to futa at the same time

>>36488842
>neet
>went to looney bin

girl hit on me at a bar
i was too autistic and weirded her out but the fact remains:

a girl hit on me at a bar

once

Scoring but still having no social life.
Going to a megachurch service.
Going on a group trip with students and ending up as one of 'those guys'.

>>36488812
losing my virginity :^)

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