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>make a thread with no overused baits
>dies with 0 replies

EVERY FUCKING TIME

>>36493288
>>36493417
Stop posting stupid fucking anime pictures and maybe people will pay attention to you.

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>>36493672
>complaining about chinese cartoons
>on a chinese cartoon site
WEW

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>tfw actually use the :3 face
>recently got told it makes me seem like I'm 15
>haven't used it since
Well alright then

>>36493641
how long ago was that?


origihihi

>>36493699
A few weeks ago.
I didn't think it was weird or childish, I've just always used it.

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>africa
go figure

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>>36493239
>lake Chad

lole
>country shaped like fried chicken drum

>>36493220
Would it really be that bad? I honestly don't know since I've never been with a girl. I'd do it though. But maybe that's just because I like a dominant bully controlling woman.

>>36493429
It isn't pleasant by any measure whatsoever.

>>36493220
Why not? You aren't licking the hair itself...

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>>36493174
It's more like this, if you're not a normie

>>36493174

Nah. It's more like everyone just kind of standing around in groups talking to each other and drinking while music plays in the background. There might be some beer pong or other drinking games going on in a corner somewhere.

>>36493174
Nah you're in a single dorm with your PC playing Overwatch or League of Legends or whatever meme game you want to play. You have snacks saved up so you won't have to go to the cafeteria too often. You try to limit the number of bathroom breaks since the bathroom is out in public. You wear the same clothes for weeks since doing laundry requires standing around the normies with their attractive looks and decent dress. You skip classes often yet easily keep up with your assignments by reading the online notes and submitting assignments through the internet. When you need to go out for an exam, you put on your """nicest""" outfit (the one that won't inspire creepshots to post on cringe boards) and quickly make a beeline to whatever building it needs to be in. If you have to camp out overnight, go to the library and play games.

You won't have friends or dates. Let's be honest here. That isn't the life that leads to this board.

I'm here Anon

Its 2.30am for me and I spent all.day readng and playing crusader kings 2

4:30 am here. I'm studying math from my last year at high school. For pure nostalgia only.

God I miss those days. Back when my parents didn't know how much of a fuck up I am.

>>36493173
>2.30am
>>36493252
>4:30 am
Didn't know Australia was this far ahead in time zones? I mean it's only 6:41pm here in Europe.

thats my birthday can u put it off a day, thanks :*

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>>36493128
There's no 16th month, you retard.

>>36493128
wuss gon' happen?

>>36493119
What is the class and assignment? An english thesis is different from a scientific thesis.

>>36493119
A thesis is just stating what your argument is dude. It doesn't have to be long or worded in any complicated way. Just state that you'll be arguing in favor of x over y or something like that.

Have one main idea and three reasons to back it up.

Drugs r bad mkay

They are Addictive

They are Intoxicants

They are a Waste of money

Start by doing this, write an opening statement that says why you think they're bad, including your three points. Expand slightly on each point and explain how you'll break them down further

For addiction, look at how it affects individuals, they're families and friends the world while quoting examples you'll use later

For intoxication look for how it affects individuals, they're family and the world

For money do the same.

Later on have one example of world family and individual for each section

>>36493113
kill myself painlessly

>>36493113
kill myself painlessly
>b-but anon you could save people with unlimited power
reminder that the only robot answer is suicide or do nothing any other shit like revenge or get laid is cyborg/failed normie answer

Talk to my cat and ask if her if she is happy.
I hope she is :'(

No, the first fuckin faggot who necks himself'll get you, then I'll be dead and still be shit outta luck

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>>36492943
This is oddly arousing... post more anon.

How about you come kill me with snu snu oh annimu wafer

I'm pathetic not apathetic, get it right.

I've been that way my whole ife OP.

You learn to behave normally. If you don't at least pretend to care they get angry or cry.

I speak from experience.

The only people I pretend to l love are my mother and my gf. Everyone else isn't worth the effort lie to just to keep happy.

>>36492991
My mom gets confused and thinks I'm mad at her, but we're thankfully not that close. The most frustrating part of this is how no one seems to understand. I wear a completely blank expression for most of the day, and because of this, normalfags think I'm shy. Even my therapist doesn't quite understand. I was never going to bond with them anyways, but their responses all make me feel shit out of luck, as if we got incredibly unlucky in the lottery of life.

>>36492746
Share your troubles, Anonymous.

>>36492761

>25
>Severe social anxiety disorder, panic disorder, agoraphobia (inb4 meme disorder)
>Can't leave house alone (can't even mow the lawn out front) without suffering panic attacks
>Never had a job, on NEETbux
>Last year diagnosed with Ulcerative Colitis (Similar to Crohn's Disease)
>Steroid medication caused huge weight gain (80 lbs)
>No friends
>Never leave house
>Mum has to take me to doctor appointments
>Alone at night drinking alcohol
>Nothing left to live for

>help

>>36492818
Your first step is to stop drinking alone at night. It will be hard, but you won't be able to make the most of any other help until you kick that habit.
Are you seeking professional help for your mental disorders?

>>36492697
>>No anime.Anime is a sin.
Stopped reading.

>trying to force memes
This is never gonna catch on

>muh degeneracy
can this meme stop

>>36492694
Looks like he's 5 feet tall.

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>>36492749
>Height: 6'3
When will you meat eating manlets learn?

Mulattos and hapas have got to be the ugliest human beings on the planet

Been here since 2008. Since I was 12.

Kys nigger

I hate niggers and women

I want women to have no rights and niggers to go away

>>36493251
>>36493262
Fuck off wiggers