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>tfw I am twink top and love bottom muscle bodybuilders
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Diz thread needs a boomp
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>>36497071
Same. Finally started managing to bang a few after word got around that my cock is pretty big.
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Did you know that if you fuck the prostate the right way you can cum prostate fluid
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Let's have one of these threads. Share results Remember that it is never too late to change your life around. I went from 63 last year to 119 this year.
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84 before the bonus round, 93 after.
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>>36497061
>tfw 108
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>around 50-60 last year
>have almost become worse then before
o ok
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What is the main reason we love femboys?
For me it's mainly because they're girls without the girl bullshit + I have an obsession with licking assholes and most girls don't take proper care of their assholes as opposed to femboys. I just love tonguefucking and kissing boypussy.
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>>36497042
Because /lgbt/ likes to use this board as their nsfw dumping ground
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>>36497064
/lgbt/ gets five posts an hour and three of them are from other boards stopping by to shit on them
if anything, we're raiding them
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>>36497042
I just like femboys because it's one of the closest thing to a futa.
Except they're too much of a pussy to dom most of the time.
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speak with me robrots
how was your weekend?
did something interesting, funny or cool?
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i sucked a dick for the first time
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>>36497029
not really,
friday i got drunk with my mates and lost my guitar pick
the next 2 days I stayed home and watched stupid shit instead of studying or practising guitar
what about you
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I started to crush quarz rocks that I found in a river. Then I panned it for gold. I found nothing.
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How can I be absolutely sure my gf won't cuck me
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Keep her in your basement and keep that basement closed.
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>>36496817
you can be 100% sure because you don't have a girlfriend
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>>36496817
Originally kill her.
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Any lesbians here wanna be my gf on a farm? We'd live in the middle of nowhere. but no one would ever bother us and we'd get big grants from the government. We'd watch youtube videos and anime all day on shitty rural internet in a mansion
Me:
> 5'6", not fat, gold star lesbian, not butch, saved up 300k from job and trust fund
you:
>not fat, doesn't have a Y chromosome
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That sounds truly fantastic. Would we really farm stuff? Have little farm animals?
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>>36496832
We'd need to have a decent sized produce farm but we'd (or i would depending on your income) would hire help to do the hard stuff, and the equipment would partly come from the government. For animals we could have some cheap ones that live off the land.
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>>36496961
are you in the US?
original
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What made you go hollow?
What made you being this way?
>Bad growing up period full of bullying,mainly from brother.Parents are hard working and are half of the year abroad.Maybe it's all "bad spiral of things,my avoidant personality and alcohol problem" but...It's so much to it.Last year has been painfull.Lost lots of friends,now have only my cat and games.Shut-in on myself.I don't talk to anyone past my parents.
>Remember,gf is only a burden.They don't understand feelings and thoughts.Not even gut ones.Hard feelings and everything that's in your head is taboo to them.
>I went hollow, robot.I stopped trying to be normal months ago.Now I just wait for some miracle.I am rotting and forgetting that I somewhat lived.
>Let the abyss swallow me whole.Please
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>>36496568
Nice!
Now that you've fallen into the pit of emotionless despair now you can go out and do literally anything without the fear of failiure because you already want to fucking dis
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>>36496568
>mom smoked and drank while she was pregnant with me
>dad wanted to abort me and left after I was born
>he also cheated
>grew up with several step dads and my siblings
>settled in a shithole town in the middle of nowhere where there is nothing to do
>mom was alsways drunk and so were my siblings once they were teenagers
>whenever they were drunk they would usually fight and beat the shit out of eatother
>bullied and left out of every social group
>have aspergers and ADD so schoool work or social relations got nowhere even though I had dreams
>never got any help as a kid because I was so scared and vurnable
>now that I'm over 18 I'm suddenly suppose to be able to live like a resposible and functioning man
>I've tried seeking help but the damage is already done, I'm all fucked up
I'm just gonna stay neet in my room, play games and fap until I can't do it anymore and then I might just off myself
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>>36496568
I wish I had answers for you.
I used to be happy, but I was in a failing relationship and school and a shitty job stole all my time. I dropped out and now im here. I wish I had some existential conclusions. Best I can muster is that there was never any reason to live so why be so bothered by it now? I still don't want to live unhappy. Right now I'm missing being 17.
I'm trying to find ideas that let me go on or live with my life.
We can't change how we're built. Is all we own our effort? If you always give it your all, like a gun to your head or chasing someone who wronged you, does that effort mean you'll regret less?
I don't know
Best of luck out there
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Would you guys rather be with an EX porn star/roastie, who will cook for you and do whatever sexual activity you want?
Or
Be single for the rest of your life?
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Be single for the rest of my life, even if the girl were a beautiful virgin I'd still prefer this. Why on Earth would I want sacrifice my sovereignty and life for the whims of the world's most irritating fleshlight, when I can just jerk it.
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>>36496441
Can I pick who? Will she be with my forever?
Even if one isn't the case, I'd most likely still go for it unless the they were really unattractive to me
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>>36496441
I'd rather be single for the rest of my life.
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The Big Five Personality Thread
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We've had a lot of MBTI threads but let's discuss the other big personality assessment:
https://www.outofservice.com/bigfive/
https://www.truity.com/test/big-five-personality-test
http://personality-testing.info/tests/IPIP-BFFM/
Here are the tests. Post results and discuss your types!
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Music for the thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YB6lsbFoYqE
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Who non-agreeable here?
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I really dont know what to do with these results.
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Gondola is like many of us robots, destined only to observe, but not experience.
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>>36496407
i think thatthis one is good for start
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Here's a serene beach scene
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always down for a gondola thread
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Why don't you get an insecure slightly feminine robot bf yet, robots?
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>>36496367
Give me one and I'll take her you bitch
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>>36496367
See Picture. Same logic with males.
>>36496400
Notice he said BF not GF. Nice dubs though, checked.
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>>36496367
That's even more desperate than going for girls.
>any other /fit/ robots here?
>tfw no gf
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>>36496311
Stop posting pictures of me! It's embarrassing!
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>>36496311
I'm about to go out for a jog right now, anon.
>tfw run ~18 miles a week (~30k for you yuros)
>skinnyfat as fuck
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If you're fit and still a virgin or no gf, I'm pretty sure you're hopeless.
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How do people deal with insecurities?
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They drink and do drugs
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Try not to think about them
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>>36496317
But they just creep up on ya
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I recorded a Chad having loud sex in his dorm last night
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This is making me suicidal
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1awuMVCADTe
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>>36496257
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1awuMVCADTe
top kek
i bet you jerked off too you miserable fuck
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How long is it? My iPhone won't tell me
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>>36496292
1:13 seconds long fuck off original comment
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>men have to pay for child support
>men cannot tell them not to have kid
>men having sex is for 18 years, but only get laid once, payed sex
>75 percent of the homeless are men
>97 percent of homeless vets are men
>men pay more for car insurance
>women are worse at driving
>men get charged more harshly for sex crimes (women get let off often)
>women try to hurt men, lol let them off
>man pulls punches when she tries to attack him full force, he goes to prison
>women graduate college more often
>women don't marry men that are less successful than them
>men commit suicide way more often
>women too intelligent to do it proper so they 'try' anehero more, get more attention than men as always
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>>36496234
>tfw with a girl who understands all this
>she cleans and cooks and wants to be a housewife
>she's only 20
Aww yeah
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>>36496306
so when are you gonna marry?
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>>36496851
Sometime this year. We're engaged but I hate calling her my fiance because I feel it's really pretentious. Reminds me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYTIGXvc88Y