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Can you please stop making these threads you fucking faggot

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>>36497741
Thanks, Doc.

*paddles*

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>>36497741
please use this chart to show where you are at and where you want to go.

>>36497629
Is the logical conclusion to fantasy to become a god like being?

>>36497629
Also what kinda music would you listen to there?

yes my man ive been laying in my bed and fantasizing about what i want for weeks now eversince my internet got to shit for mmos
mostly i just want money and life with someone
like be rich enough to choose a poor girl and make her life make her really love you
and then travel the world with her build a house with her maybe kids
and then reality sets back in and im crying in my bed

>>36497604
>he fell for the just lie on your resume meme
Now they are just going to spread the word around that Anon is a phony and not to hire him. Good job cucking yourself out of a career in the area you live.

Just go and bullshit, they'll probably know but if your goofy application worked, who knows.

>>36497604
Did you at least add the autism to your resume?
No but seriously you're fucking retarded. You know they can see if you know a certain language, right? It's not fucking hard.

Lol, every time I open r9k I have to go through all threads hiding gay shit before I start reading anything, this is ridiculous

You looks very pesimistic.

>>36498601
A good bit of /r9k/ is legit misogynistic and that combined with neetness turns you prison gay real fast. I'm a degenerate fag and even I'm disturbed by the amount of trap threads here.

>>36497545

Burn the coal, pay the toll

originalis

>>36497545
she'd rather be with someone she knows is going to abuse/kill her rather than you anon. You must be fucking disgusting

>>36497545
Girls who look and dress like that have serious attitude problems. They say and do whatever they want to whomever they want because they feel invincible because they're female. You won't believe just how far a woman will push because she *knows* there's nothing you can do back to her.

I'm not saying he should've killed her. But I understand.

>>36497419
what if the gf wanted you and the friend to do something? would you have been okay with that?

>>36497573
I'm dangerously close to becoming a wizard, i'll take what I can get at this point

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>>36497419
>It was my turn r9k...
>IT WAS MY TURN

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>>36497389
What about those ugly guys that have gfs?

>>36497389
*something complex like your

>>36497410
maybe they aren't ugly and you're delusional

>>36497340
This has nothing to do with robots

What the fuck am I reading? Some assholes delusions on what he think will happen if he memorizes all the songs of the band and goes to their concert?

why the fuck are they handing you a guitar if your only qualifying requirement to have a "favorite" band which you can attend concerts to is being able to recite lyrics off key, off rhythm, and then strum a guitar like a person with down syndrome pretending they are a rock star.

You realize at most at these concerts even if you manage to get front row is that they will notice you taking a pictures, do a sweet pose for you so you can get a cool pic of them on stage and then go on preforming. You're fucking stupid OP.

>>36497340
Wants to turn the girl on but
> No kisses on the neck
> No feet massage

>>36497337
Oh man, I sure wish I browse more 4chan, watched more anime, and played more video games in my youth. Definitely can't do any of those anymore

>>36497478
What would you have me do, try to become a CEO or big shot of some type? Face it, when you die your worldly actions will be of no consequence.

>>36497571
I'm just saying. If you can live satisfied you can live satisfied, but to many it is not, and you forego many other opportunities in doing so as these arent time sensitive.

>inb4 Nick calls everyone's parents abusive narcs

>>36497393

There's a lot of that, to various degrees. If it fits the shoe...

Quiet evening.

>>36497315
Fuck off roastie show us your tits

>>36497315
I want to say this is gay shilling, and I will, because it is. It's also not true. I have a flat ass and had two girls touch it without my consent.

>>36497376
Perhaps your but is not that flat as you think. Do you have pictures?

>>36497269
Tell her "blame it all on me, let me see a tiddie before I die.

>>36497269

Greet her with her name ("Hey Chloe") and comment/inquire about somethign in her bio or interests or photos or whatever. Stand out from the other retards. Girls like to feel, not to think.

pretend to be a bot

>>36497195
So you've been watching hotkinkyjo?

>>36497195
>felt like i was slipping on the path of degeneracy
>stopped watching porn

just stop watching porn. you can find some other medium of stuff to jerk to, but if you keep jerking it to wilder and wilder shit, its a bad cycle.

>>36497392
>go to pornhub
>type in hotkinkyjo
>first option is "hotkinkyjo horse"

my god to my relief it's just a horse dildo and she isnt trying to Mr Hands herself

>>36497194
Option number two

Was bullied a little bit, but nothing major. Just people pretending to be my friend to make fun of me later. Although, that has caused some issues.

I don't understand the second question. I was bullied a bit but not all too serious. Often feel like an outsider however and it pushes me towards solitariness.

My bullies gave me Traumatic Brain Injuries on multiple occasions.

Fuck you Aagatha

she looks like she stinks of nappies

>>36497144
Bitch is hairy. Look at that arms.