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>want to lick gf's pussy, taste her grool and hear her cum
>she just wants a backrub instead because she's tired
>have to oil her up and rub down her thicc body
>have to watch her in the doggy position with her ass in the air as I rub out the muscles on her lower back
>will have a diamond erection the whole time
>gotta jack off instead
sometimes relationships are suffering

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I hate antifeminist women so fucking much. They think they're so much better than feminists, but they both do the same thing, mindlessly repeat things other people told them.

Both sides can't think for themselves, the only difference is what media they trust.
I mean, just look at twats like shoeonhead. She just parrots things we have heard so many times before, but she still gets praised because she's le antifeminist woman, so totally not like the other girls. Let's be honest, she's just a dumb, unoriginal cunt with a huge ego. If a man was doing what she's doing, nobody would give a fuck, just like nobody gives a fuck about minecraft letsplays. There's just way too many videos of that kind.

Women who want privilege (aka modern feminists) are better, because they (deep, deep down) understand that they're inferior, and they need help in order to even compete with men. They're in denial, sure, but they're at least closer to the truth.

Antifeminist women, on the other hand, actually think that they're equal to men, and genuinely believe that they don't need man's help. They actually think they're smart and interesting, but in fact, their entire life revolves around impressing men. They just want a man to pat their head and say "good girl, you're totally not like the other girls." When you meet them irl, most of them are "interested" in things like gaming and comics, but they never go past the entry level because, well, they are women. They claim that they're more rational than other women, as if that's some sort of an accomplishment. It's like living among Chinks and being proud that you have the biggest dick.

On a slightly related note, this is exactly why I didn't lose my virginity today.

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HOW DIS MAKE YOU FEEL TWO LEG BITCHBOIS YOUR WOMEN IS OURS

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Jesus christ Agatha's ASMR videos make me cry. It's like an angel came from heaven and started humming in my ears. I don't deserve this why has fate let me cross paths with this wonderful young lady's videos.

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>be me lucid dreaming
>turn into loli version of self but keep my 8 inch donger
>Go to neighbors place and fuck their daughter and cum on her

I learned to lucid dream by doing ADA or all day awareness where you focus on what your senses all day for a few days and you become so aware and focused it translates to dreams and you realize your dreaming oh and keeping a dream journal for memory

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Lets see robots, what are your best experiences with girls ?

Everything besides sexual activity.

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Why does G*d make us think about roasties so much? It's a cruel trick.

Women are disgusting, but I can't stop thinking about their soft skin and big boobies.

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Official best things to be born as power rankings
>SSS tier
0. Ridiculously wealthy; regardless of looks or gender you will be on a higher plane of existence from everyone else for your entire life
>SS tier
1. An extremely good looking man; you get all of the cosmetic benefits that women get get while also gaining the respect and power that women can't achieve. You can choose to relax and live easy mode from your looks or you can use your natural manpower to take over the world, there is no downside
>S tier
2. An extremely attractive woman; life will be handed to you on a silver platter and all you have to do is maintain your appearance. Only downside is you're only valued for you appearance and will never be truly respected even if you are skilled or talented in other ways
>A tier
3. An above average but not gorgeous woman; same thing as being a very good looking woman only not quite as good, you will still be able to get through life mostly on your looks
4. An average looking woman; still the same as above only not as good
>B tier
5. An above average looking man; even though you're pretty good looking you'll still have to work, but you still have the potential for a great life and you'll be able to attract above average girls pretty easily

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How is Stanley doing?

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>tfw someone cares

It's an odd feeling, I tell you what

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hi, what can i get ya?

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How do I find a girlfriend (female) with a penis?

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I made a girl laugh last night

I was at a board game event at my friends restaurant. I was behind the bar and this girl came and asked if her table could get some regular water 'cause her friend didn't like the cucumber water.

I told her "wait but did you tell him it's hip and trendy"? (translated)

She laughed quite a bit and looked at me for what seemed a long time, kinda smiling.

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I'll be riding this high for a few weeks...

>pic related (I asked my friend that knows her)

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>women who spout r/the_donald memes irl and brag about how redpilled they are

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What's with men that are against yoga pants?
"Yoga Pants are no real pants", pls...
> Way, way more confy than jeans
> Easier to use (take off, take in, go to the bathroom)
> Goes with anything and suitable for almost all temperatures.