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What are you listening to right now robot friends?
Im listening to this right now:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wa2nLEhUcZ0&list=WL&index=44
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>>36498737
>Drum set says "The Cures"
Never noticed that. Anyway:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef1nJWtkprU
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>>36498837
Pretty chill. Have a beer on my name.
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>>36498921
Thanks, Anon. I actually cried when About Today played at the end of Warrior. Not into MMA or movies, but for some reason the final scene just hit me super hard.
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How is your transition going, cutie? Do you have a boyfriend yet?
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>>36498725
A MAN IS SOMEONE BORN WITH A PENIS
AN ASSHOLE IS NOT A VAGINA
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>>36498774
That's true, it's even better.
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>>36498725
it's been going well. actually im with a lesbian girl
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>enter your room
>see this cutie
What do you do?
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>>36498723
Just another example of why boipucci is far superior in every regard.
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>>36498723
Put the poopie back in
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What is that shirt?
Looks vidya or animu.
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most robots are really just people with autism like I was. but are you willing to take the next step?
I've had, so far, a total of 2 bodyhacks installed. I have an RFID chip in my finger for paying for shit (and even storing data, for example I can use my hand as a credit card, or use to send shit and unlock doors), and a magnet that allows me to feel magnetic fields in a new way and really opens up a "sixth sense" almost like I'm experiencing another world. For example, I can feel this little security thing under the table at Wal-Mart when I go to buy stuff.
Anyone have any implant suggestions for my next step? Anyone have questions? You should really try it, it's life changing and epic.
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>>36498707
Oh well goy, you're on the right path, you just wait until i make your very own special intelligence enhancement device, don't worry it's completely safe like the RFID and won't be used to anything remotely malicious i swear on my jewish ancestry.
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Good job falling for the NWO, idiot. Now, they'll eventually implant a chip into you that can send signals to your brain to do whatever they want you do.
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>>36498801
>obvious shill playing as OP opposition with a dumb answer
now let's see the extremely educated rebuttal from OP to answer this weak post.
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I think I'm ready to throw in the towel on life and achievement and go for those autismbux. Tell me what I must do.
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Not op, but am also curious. Also, I know it's not very neet but how hard would it be to learn a computer language and wagecuck it up from home?
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>>36498694
Freelancing is hell. Don't fall for the meme.
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>>36498628
Go to a shrink, inform them of your 'tism, depression and talk about that shit. Inform them of your inability and failure to work, then get on the dole.
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political alignment of major 4chan boards 2017-04-23 09:07:45 Post No.36498624
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What do you think so far?
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>>36498624
Thanks mr cohen for this original survey that won't serve as research to coopt us and make shilling more efficient.
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>>36498624
>t. commie scum
Fuck off with your bullshit chart, no one's going to fall for it.
>implying any board on 4chan is that far left>implying lgbt isn't ancap central
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>>36498624
shittiest chart to date
>girls refuse to date short guys because they think we are weak
SO? IM 5'5 BUT YOUR 6'4 BOYFRIEND CAN HAVE A BULLET IN HIS HEAD TOO
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>>36498597
Aw little guy you having a temper tantrum again? Eat your cereal kiddo you'll feel better
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>>36498597
That's never been the case with me. I'm the same height and have never had a problem attracting girls, even those who are taller, which surprised me when I got to college.I'm in Commiefornia, where do you live?
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Calm down, handlet. Your finger probably won't even reach the trigger
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Norway has the best kebabs. Prove me wrong
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>>36498583
is someone pouring milk onto the kebab?
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>>>36498583 (OP)
>is someone pouring milk onto the kebab?
that would be a fork
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>>36499655
But why is there milk in it
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Is alcohol an effective social lubercant for any of you? It makes me turn from an autist into a social butterfly.
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>>36498535
>can't even spell lubricant
>thinks he can have an opinion
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>>36498653
Got dyslexia.
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Yeah it does. I'm shy as fuck and tend to sperg out around both men and women, even if I know them well. About three or four beers gets me feeling good enough to talk to the hottest Stacy and be charismatic with her.
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>Mom comes in to give you your dinner
>Sorry sweetie, the store was all out of tendies so I had to get these instead...
Wat do?
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>>36498531
Get them out.
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>>36498531
>thx mom
they're actually really good i buy these every week
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Well this may not be so b-....
Time to get the piss bottles
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Fatfuck to Normie AMA 2017-04-23 09:02:40 Post No.36498495
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Kinda felt like helping out.
Seeing as I managed to change my life for the better I figured I could be of help to some of you guys.
Talk to me fatties. Tell me your problems.
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>>36498495
>how tall r u?
>did u join a gym?
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Do you have loose skin now? Also, how tall are you?
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You still look pretty chubby my man. Gotta lower that body fat before you talk
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>sitting at home, resting after coming back from the gym
>suddenly the phone starts ringing
>it's my ex
>we haven't talked in months
>can't decide if I should pick it up or not
>phone keeps ringing
>figure it may be something important and pick up
>"hey dad"
>"uhh what the fuck"
>"omg anon is that you? I thought I was calling my dad, must have accidently dialed you how you've been!"
>hearts starts pounding like crazy, thought I was over her but hearing her voice made the feelings surface again
>just make some small talk with her
>make her laugh
>hearing her laugh puts a fucking bullet to my heart
>mention I've stopped drinking and started going to the gym more
>she seems very happy for me, she hated me drinking
>keep talking like everything's normal
>hang up
>now I feel like fucking drinking again
Fuck my life bros, I moved to another fucking state just to get her out of my mind and it was working too, then this shit happens. Fucking why? I'm probably gonna see her in two weeks too since I'm going back home and we're in the same friends circle. I thought it was fucking done, why?
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>>36498464
>why?
cause you're a cuck
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>>36498464
this is so weird, do people still "dial" people's numbers? wouldn't she just tap her dads name? r u still on her contacts list, is that it? maybe she wants to get back together?
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>>36498636
This. It really makes you question, because she would have consciously looked down, and she would have to see your name, then call it again. There's no way she didn't do this on purpose. Just try your hardest not to fall for her again Op. It's not worth it. I wish you luck.
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The future of sex robots. Roasties BTFO!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_0iFOtmPoE&app=desktop
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If I wanted to fuck some soulless abomination that looks like a pile of blankets thrown over an aluminum frame, I'd just fuck a tranny from here.
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>>36498474
Fuck a tranny then, noones stopping you. But that makes you gay and men have a rougher tongue texture.
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>>36498440
We just had this thread.
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anon
cum in me
fill me with cum
fill me with all of you
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Why does she wear t-shirt with hamsters
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>>36498421
What was the title again ?
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Please provide the source of this pic OP
(Cannot say sauce due to r9k's minimum comment length
What the fuck happened to r9k? Where are all the comfy threads and feels threads. Not it's only about hating women. Everyone use to be so nice to each other, but now all I see are threads about politics and traps. :(
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Checked, dude it's been dying for years man. It's just never gonna the same
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>>36498388
Things are so shit here nowadays, I feel like only faggot women haters are typing and posting.
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>>36498521
women are shit tho