>on Grindr being a degenerate
>looking for qt traps
>one that seems fairly qt
>kinda funny/smart
>24
>talk for a few days
>he drops the bomb that he is a virgin at 24
>immidiately second guess everyone I previously knew about him
>all of the things I discounted as a bit odd or cute now seem like deal breakers
>while the pics look good, someone would have smashed by now if the reality lined up
>pic related was me gtfoing the situation
What the fuck, is this how stacy feels?
I didn't ask for this shit.
Robots, as failed normie who has posted here since nu-/r9k/ was resurrected, I feel some of your pain. Not all of it, but enough to know you are desperately looking for companionship, and you would want a wholesome companionship where people tell the truth.
If you are over 17, don't ever tell anyone you are a virgin.
>>36501175
bump, orignalaiotrumperino
>>36501175
Since he's a trap he was probably too insecure to actively seek out hookups until then.
You're a disgusting normie for abandoning him over that. No better than the shallow cretins you love to shame on here.
>>36501703
Are you kidding?
Trap and gays in general get more sex than anyone else. It's literally on tap most of the time.
Get in here tranny thread
Everybody who likes transsexuals is a faggot. Putting that out now
>>36501164
Here
>>36501193
What's your point?
>>36501193
>Everybody who likes transsexuals is a faggot. Putting that out now
Everyone agrees
Are you saying that's a problem?
>"thanks for taking me out for a soy-shake anon, it was really sweet of you..say this weekend would you like to go to a rally to stop Nazi's with me?"
>>36501073
lets go bash the fash so I can later on smash your gash
>>36501073
Sorry but, I heard the other side had cuter waifus
>>36501382
>36501382
>tfw no right wing loli waifu
I'm at a bar with newfound friends enjoying myself. Am I now a normie?
>>36501070
Why do you feel the need to post about it here as its happening? Fucking hell, you're pathetic
>>36501070
>with friends
>in public
>posting on your phone while in a bar with friends
You're making the night shitty for them
>5'5 manlet
>went from 175lbs to 155lbs in 4 months
>went from L size shirts to M size shirts
>size 36 in pants to size 34
>thinner face and smaller stomach (I suck it in anyways) but still look flabby under clothes
How much more until I'm not fat?
is this a picture of a teenage alexander layko?
5'6" manlet reporting in. Our prime is 135-145.
>>36501021
>How much more until I'm not fat?
Why do you care? What's your personal goal?
Every time you think "I'll be happy when ____" you reinforce that neural pathway, so even if you achieve your goal you still won't be happy and you'll find another goal to chase.
The only thing you can do is to just decide to be happy with yourself as you are now, and start building up that neural pathway instead.
Not trying to be all sentimental and shit but thank you robots. When life continuously beats me into the ground I can come here for refuge.
>>36501017
well go back to Fageddit with your starter pack pepe where you belong
We'll always be there for you op.
Even under the invasion of roasties and normies like the poster above me, we're still here
>>36501017
Yeah, whatever. It's not like w-we like you or anything. Faggot.
Anybody else feel like they are always wasting time? I often find myself racked with guilt over the stupidest things, like playing video games or fapping during my time off work. Everyone else seems to be able to melt their brains without issue watching television and Netflix and drinking until they blackout during their time off but the moment I do something I enjoy I feel like I don't deserve it, like I should be cleaning or something instead. I can't enjoy any of my hobbies anymore, I can't do anything enjoyable without this nagging feeling of guilt, like a voice inside shitting on me for not being productive.
What do you mean by wasting time? What would you deem 'productive'?
Things like Netflix and drinking are instantly gratifying and not productive, however something like drawing or learning an instrument takes times to earn satisfaction, but would you consider those productive?
>>36501625
I don't really have any real talents I enjoy pursuing. There are a few things I'm pretty good at but I don't find those things particularly fun.
I think I may be addicted to instant gratification, to the point where anything besides the media equivalent of crack does nothing for me anymore.
>>36500967
I know this feeling 100% anon
I have to be doing something. I started lifting and studying math again just for something to do
Wtf am I doing on r9k again Jesus FUCK I'm going to be dead in a matter of decades and I'm on r9k instead of studying math?
FUCK MY LIFE. Going to go study join me anon read a book bye
Any nyc robots wanna get together for a porn out/fap party next weekend. there'll be booze weed condoms and dildoes and onaholes for us to share and im gonna be projecting hentai onto a wall.
We had one last month and it was a lot of fun, even had a slideshow of porn going that everyone could contribute to using their phones. Reply to this post if this is something you'd be interested in. Most of us identify as bi and we jerked each other off and a few anons fucked but there were straight guys as well and if youd rather not get touched thats totally fine too
>>36500924
Can I bring cyanide and guns?
>>36500924
What the fuck, are you for real? Lmao. That's gay as fuck.
>>36500924
Oh gosh this sounds like so much fun but I don't even live in the US
>tfw will never get fucked at a robot circle jerk/orgy
>Obama and Trump is literally Gus Fring and Walter Whilte
think about it
>>36500847
Gus was a homosexual so yea
no, it's not, and you're an idiot.
>>36500847
Yeah it's pretty wild when you realize that nearly everything is a front for meth and cocaine
>Go to bar last night with friend
>QT and her friends come up to our table, initiates conversation with us, me particularly
>Things going well for about 10-20 minutes
>Her friends leave to go somewhere else, QT still stays and talks with us
>For another good 10-20 minutes
>Eventually friends start pushing her to go over to where they are
>Asks us to buy her a drink
>Tell her I will if she gives me her phone number
>She does
>Text her today
>No response
How do women live with themselves doing this type of shit?
How long ago did you text her?
Women are trash...what's new?
>texting the next day
woah boy
Would you eat a guys poopy ass?
>>36500821
Been there, done that
It's not that bad
>>36500821
you know, my best friend is a massive homosexual and he's told me it tastes sweet
but lmao that's fucking gay
>>36500821
>Would you eat a guys poopy ass?
No
I might eat someone's clean ass
not a dirty ass though. Never.
Explain to me extremely accurately why you want a gf (male)
Because I can easily prove why they're the worst
>>36500764
>hypersexual
>feminine aesthetics
>fun little dick to play with
>guy interests
There.
I want to become a gf(male) one day. Tell me why they're so bad before I O.D. on hormones
>>36500803
1. Are you sure it's a good thing?
2. Women have them. And are real, not an acting.
3. Clitoris
4. Transgirls are failed women, don't expect them to be interested in guy stuff, they wouldnt be trans in first place.
Are you ready to go back to school tomorrow?
How are your grades?
Have you made any new friends?
im worried about my exam tomorrow, i need a 57% on it to pass the class. the exams are so ambiguous that i cant guarantee that score. among other exams, im always so worried about this shit, no matter how much i rehearse. how do i calculate the probability of an exam going well? that's the only way i'll soothe my autistic ass
My grades are scraping by
Also my class is 80% female so I've not made any friends
>>36500720
>Are you ready to go back to school tomorrow?
nah not yet- finishing some stuff up
>How are your grades?
really bad this semester, I'll need to repeat 4 courses. probably going on academic probation
>Have you made any new friends?
yea about 6 or so.
sucks because I'm running out of money and probabation will prorate my aid.
I feel that the material isn't difficult. It's just poorly presented, and the amount of hindsight is kind of astonishing.
too many bad exams where i go "thats what you were asking for?"
oh well i guess if i really understood it I would have gotten it right.
>Just make a girl laugh, anon! Then she'll be all yours!
Literally how? I've unintentionally gotten girls to laugh AT me, but never with me...
tell this joke
"are you an archaeologist? because i got a large bone for you to examine.
You can't 'learn' comedy, either your funny or your not. Your type of audience is very important too
>example
>goes to a #BLM rally
>get on stage
>starts making southern jokes
>runs for dear life
>>36500712
Its called social intelligence
Also
>>36500885
You either have it or you dont
Any commuting unifags here?
How long is your commute and is it better than dorming?
I have an 1hr 15min commute, I dormed my first year. Tanked my social life, but my GPA is miles better
>>36501312
I had a commute about that long, and if I had done that for more than one semester, I would've failed horribly and dropped out.
>>36501348
i literally cannot balance a social life and class. If i dont live off campus, id be a mess