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>>36501629
>where is is my bf
you won't find a bf here
all these boys are MINE

>>36501629
hi I'm right here in usa

>>36501629
>where is is my bf
Please be in Brisbane.

>>36501617
>Why are normies so ignorant and hostile toward anything that they consider "different"?

we must have a lot of normies on this board

>>36501617
Evolved, tribal behaviour to force outliers and oddities to either conform or be tossed out.

>>36501617
Because they have been thought to stick with what is "socially acceptable" since they were kids

>your online friend always plays a healer
>can't even dish out good damage and uses the "but I heal" card as an excuse for his shitty performance in general
>start playing alone and have fun without the fucking useless healslut

>>36501579
I used to socialise alot in my multiplayer games, and having a group of people to play with you all day every day is such a nice feeling ( I used to be really competitive and most of my online friends are all competitive players from games ive played).
But for some reason i stopped, dont know why, in every multiplayer game i play, i simply grind to become good but i dont befriend anyone, its weird.
I sort of miss the good ol days, skype call with friends from all over the world grinding that pvp climbing ladders, but i could make the good ol days a reality now, i just dont do it for some reason i cannot explain.

>>36501579
I play WoW alone too. I hear most WoW players say they would stop playing if they didnt have friends who played with them
I've never known anyone who plays WoW.

How and why?

(This is what you have been doing with your new post, pragmatism)

>>36501572
Making enemy is kid tier barbarism.

Making friends is GOAT tier.

It's much better to be loved and respected than be feared and hated.

>>36503107
Sometimes being ignored is worse

>>36501516
I know that feeling anon and I hate it

>>36501516
No, I know this feeling, I've withheld my feelings from everyone. That fact is when people say "You can tell me anything", all they want to hear is that everything's fine. No one wants to talk about having depression or anxiety. My anxiety keeps me from having a good time and relaxing around women, I'm too afraid to make a joke in fear of her not finding it funny, I fucking hate it

>>36501516
i'm always scared that my jokes offend some of my friends and they are too scared to tell me

i don't know which is worse to be really boring and nice or to be seen as mean but maybe funny

>>36501493
It makes me feel inferior.

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Are you that one weirdo that is from r/asianmasculinity?

>>36501493
we don't want her back.

>>36501483
Join some community of a specific game, preferably MMOs.

>>36501483

I find journal writing helps. I occasionally talk to myself too, but I've done that since childhood.

Study something / develop a skill and give it time. You need to kick the escapism long enough to get used to being alone. After that, it gets quite comfortable.

You'll have to occasionally do something social, but it won't be the crushing need you feel right now. You'll have other things to fulfill you.

>>36501483
Oh, also, quit all social media. It's all just normies trying to make their lives appear more exciting than they really are. For those not competing in the shit flinging contest, it's a perfect loneliness-generating engine.

>>36501463
>"STFU Mr. Bossman Chink!"

>>36501463
"I've been working for a NGO in Bangladesh.
I can provide letters if necessary "

They'll never ask

>>36501463
Been to the 6 mental hospitals for my huge list of mental issues

>>36501443
That means you won't even swallow my semi-children later on?

>>36501443
>so when will you thank me for helping you lose some of that overdue weight you ungrateful whore?

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Fuck people who do this my man. Just eat AROUND the chicken for gods sake

>no tongue action
>no reactions
>no nothing
Wow they just took everything that makes getting a blowjob fun.

>fleshlight mannequin on a motor
I'm still holding out for AI-GF

>>36501535
If you say so.
Yeah I know none of this is like real sex at all.
But it just has to be better than fapping.
I don't think I'd want one but at least technology is moving forward and they've recognized that there's a sizable market.
>>36501545
>fleshlight mannequin on a motor
Fleshlight feel pretty good though right?
>I'm still holding out for AI-GF
Yeah. That's what I'm really looking forward to desu. That's what can make a real difference.

Bumping my own thread.
I was muted for 2 seconds.

>>36501430
buy a real pussy
so you will not need to clean later

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Yes. Get a Tenga Flip Hole

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>>36501286
t. nomal fag

>>36501286
Why do you hate normalfags so much

>>36501371
why dont you hate normalfags so much

>>36501249
I have no pity for you if you're begging for money on /b/.

>>36501249
>I can't prove to them that I am genuinely desperate and depressed because of my mantits

You might be. But ultimately if you had them fixed you'd find something else to be desperate and depressed about.

You're like one of those girls who keeps getting bigger and bigger boob-jobs. You think you'll be happy when you get your boob-job, but... it doesn't work. So you get a bigger one, maybe some other plastic surgery. Eventually you look like a freak and you're still not happy, so you kill yourself and leave a corpse that will take roughly 40,000 years to decompose.

Accept and forgive yourself for your flaws. Its the only real path available to you.

I also have mantits, I don't give a shit.

>>36501249

if you had a gl face with projecting maxilla your gyno would not matter. Face is everything theory. You would probably benefit from a sliding genio rather than gyno surgery you aubhuman kek

When it's available? Every day. My "zone" of a nice buzz is around 4 standard drinks in half an hour, then I feel good for hours afterwards.

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Last week? 5

>>36501233
Every day until my liver collapses

>>36501202
I cringed gj anon

>>36501202
Well, the mistake was yours, never talk to normalfags that already have a clear idea of you

>wholefartedly
Doesn't really make sense, no one was talking about anything fart related. Adds an additional layer of awkwardness.