>go to college
>fail to form friendships even remotely
>feel isolated surrounded by thousands of people
>watching anime is my primary hobby here
>start seeing certain characters in a different light
>view them as my friends
>have a few key chains on my bag
>treat them with utmost care and sometimes talk to them
>fall in love with another character
>love her as much as a relative
>no longer feel attraction towards real women
>no desire to form friendships/relationships with real people anymore
I've reached the deep end.
>>36502197
Pls I don't want my thread to die, I'm a good boy
why not get kik and find a group and begin to speak to randomers, that'll help you start to interact with people once again. After a couple weeks you'll begin to realise you are more sociable and so you should then start small talk with classmates. then just begin hanging around with those who you feel more comfortable talking to. You still have hope.
>>36503699
Why not just go to the student union or common room and fucking talk to someone instead?
Tried and tested method; way easier.
>wake up this morning to cop knock on the door instantly paranoid
>get out of bed see actual cop oh shit
>wait for cop leaves, i go outside bigmistake.jpg
>she suddenly appears out of no where and writes me a citation for a shitty old car in my yard. I'm nervous as fuck so she runs me for warrants feelsbadman.jpg
>get on /r9k/ full of roasties and trap porn
>go to /pol/ surely the kill traps, trap threads have infected /pol/
out of the insomnia and paranoia that resulted in gut wrenching sobbing over losing my job and being broke you fuckers ruined my day. GET OUT NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>36502136
So you sre blaming the board for what exactly?
>>36502186
board is fine i'm sick of this faggotry i just want my comfy back.
>>36502186
fuck off fatman i hate you more than i can possibly express
How do I work up the courage to add someone on steam?
Every time I do I just block and unfriend them as soon as they take their eyes off the computer >~<
>>36502070
Look mate. Listen to me, I'm on the internet. Your life is a series of cause and effect. You don't know the effect. Don't worry about it, there's no point. There's no such thing as "working up the courage" just do it, who cares. worrying about either/or gets you nowhere.
Tldr press the goddamn button and walk away
>>36502070
I've been on steam 12 years (13 in july) and never had a friend. feels bad man.
>>36502369
i would ask if you wanna be friends, but i know you don't and neither do i
this feeling sucks
Prove you are not from reddit. Say something mean about a type.
If you have E or F in your MBTI you don't belong here and are a fucking norman
>>36502102
If you have E or S in your MBTI you don't belong here and are a fucking norman
fixed that for you
>>36502036
INFP here
>lmao SJW beta male suicide teir
>"hey man, I got a flat in back, can you give me a quick pump??"
Sorry, I think my hose is too short for this job
>>36501942
It'll just go flat again. THINK WOMAN, THINK.
>>36501942
>looks fine from here
I leave because I'm sexually confused.
Isn't it amazing that a 100 years ago I would have been lynched if seen next to a White woman but today White men are literally offering me their wives(not kidding)
I guess karma is real
>>36501932
>born black
Karma is not that real
>>36501955
Being born black in 2017 is a blessing
As long as you work you pretty much have a red carpet to the best schools, jobs and the hottest women
not forgetting the BBC of course
>>36501932
no one wants to be a nigger
>haha omg, I like food so much!
>are you a foodie too anon?
Yes, my favorite dish is pussy. Doubt you would like it though. Come back to my place I got something you'd like.
>>36501928
Why is being a foodie and loving travel so common with normies?
>>36502084
whats wrong, fag, got autism?
Why the FUCK can't redditors ever address anything directly? They ALWAYS make some passive aggressive remark!!!!!!
>>36501835
I've thought that as well. It's incredibly grating and dishonest.
Reddit 'humor' everyone.
>>36501835
Why do you care what happens on reddit?
>>36501835
That they can't FUCKKKINNGGG GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>parents invite their friends over
>just want to shitpost in peace
>they bring their pissant 3 year old son
>kid inevitably gets bored and wants to play with some toys
>dad pushes the kid into playing my 360 even though he said he didn't want to
>boot it up for him and let him choose what game he wants to play
>the simpsons game
>throw it in the tray for him and tell him to press the green button
>"no the green button", took him 2 tries but whatever
>5 minutes later starts calling for his mom
>"the game is too hard"
>"anon can you help him?" turns out the opening cutscene was looping and he hadnt even pressed the start button
>let him play something else
Anyways, how the fuck do I get this kid out of my room without sperging out? I know the same thing will happen again. Also he's throwing all my stuff all over the floor and I don't want to clean up after him
>>36501830
play a board game with him
>trying to get a three year old to play a console
what the fuck? how could he even hold the controller?
>>36501830
thats what you get for owning an xbox.
Good feels thread. Enjoying the simple things is important for people predisposed to severe depression like ourselves. So lets take a moment to appreciate life.
>started eating well again
>decided to stop caring about my grades because I'm changing majors
>went for a run yesterday
>hair stopped falling out (I think due to these choices i made)
Gonna go for a run right after this.
Same feels here.
>started lifting 3 times a week
>hitting heavy bag
>just fixed bike tires, going for a ride tomorrow
Is gon be okay
Yeah? Well i hope you slip on a rock and bust your faggot ankle right out your faggot skin so you could never run again. You think you're better than me cunt? You think you're better than us because you run like a little faggot? Fuck you stupid cunt you fucking motherfucking chicken aborted incestual faggot
>>36501901
not OP but kek
Hi /r9k/,
My hubby works long work shifts and when I ask what to make for him for supper he always says he wants to eat cucumbers with salt. I'm preggers atm but I feel I could do a little more for him than that, anyone have any easy tasty meal ideas that I can prepare for him?
pick something that looks good from this channel
https://www.youtube.com/user/foodwishes/videos
Squeeze the fetus out and put it on top of the cucumber and salt. The added protein will help him.
>>36501809
What the fuck is wrong with your husband
I'm a good boy~ I love my mommy! Mommy gives me milkies when I'm good and i'm always good 'cause I love her! I love snuggling with my mommy, mommy makes me feel calm and happy
>>36501765
>tfw lactation fetish
>tfw no mommy fetish
It's an odd feel. I just want my own supply of fresh milk without the whole "mommy" roleplay shit.
Gotta find someone to induce.
>>36501765
Why do people sexualize the spooky pokemon trainer?
>>36501880
I can understand that, having a human cow would be nice too. Someone to feed and pet who lives to make lots of tasty milk for me.
>>36501919
Because she's cute and sexy and has the lactation meme
Hypothetically,
If I know a girl and she's super into CLAMP stuff,
Like, SUPER into CLAMP (posters, so much of their manga it hurts, her blog is literally just CLAMP, etc. etc.)
...Is this a red flag?
>anime
That's the only red flag you should need, anon.
>>36501752
Man here and I watched all of X. Ya I dont know why either. Clamp shit is made by women so it's like the anime version of twilight.
>>36501752
No.
Fujo bl fangirls are waifu material if you can get them to take a shower.
>Some of you guys are all right.
Did he actually think some of us were okay.
>>36501742
Well, we live, don't we? He mostly shot Chads, old people and stacies.
I was in that thread, jesus christ
Brainlet here. Somebody wanna explain his mental processing as he typed this? His formatting, word choice, pepe choice, etc.
https://prettyasianbrides.com/#price
Now you can buy wife with bitcoin, FUCK YEAH! 2 BTC per wife is a steal!
>>36501741
Is this consensual or is it human trafficking? It seems sketch
>>36501741
Can I buy that cute boy on the laptop in the background instead
>>36501798
The website implies they are being trafficked to pay off their family's debt. Pretty fucked up desu.