Hey guys can we have a comfy image thread?
yeehaw my good pal
only thing i have lol
but have a bump
i love otters and ferrets
Is there really anything wrong with being a cuckold?
>>36507580
No, raising someone else's child is one of the most noble and altruistic acts a person can do.
>>36507580
Yes. It encourages unhealthy behavior and destructive relationships.
>>36507580
No letting a nigger fuck your wife until she turns into a Twinkie is one of the most honorable things a male can do
What does it mean when a girl calls you 'sir'?Does she like me or is she just being nice?
>>36507539
For some girls it's a submission thing, it can definitely be a good sign.
I use "sir" pretty much exclusively when I'm scared.
>>36507539
She's scared of you, trying to be respectful so you don't carve her face off.
Just matched with her, but don't have bbc. What do? I do so many white women crave black cock?
>>36507434
Is this a real profile?
>please be 6'8"
what the fuck lmao
>>36507469
It was a blowjob joke, but she also does want a tall guy
How did this board start out being infested with no-gf faggots?
I mean, when the board was originally created, did everyone without a gf just naturally flock to this board for some reason? How did it happen?
>>36507230
It was for OC and greentexts. Naturally people came here to anonymously post their embarrassing stories. Board was deleted at one point. Not surprising that people who have issues with girls and embarrassing stuff come here.
It is a ruined board though, it's trash now
Has been for a couple years
>>36507230
We were gentlemen but the feels got to us.
>>36507230
The kids of 4chan were annoyed by the robot blocking them, so they stayed away, and the older ones came here to stay. Thing is, most aren't so abnormal and leave this site while still in HS and spastic as hell. If you stay, you're a loser.
Get it now? That's how it happened.
But then word got out and newfaggot normies trolled everyone here.
Then the board pocked fun at itself at the end of the day, so as>>36507600 says it's shit now. It's not serious anymore. It's a joke.
>lurk omegle for hours on end
>collect various girl's Snapchats/Skypes/kiks
>if possible, coax them into going nude (while secretly recording, of course)
>get them to fall in """"love""""" with me
>ghost them when i get bored
So far I've ghosted three women, and I've still got plenty to dispose of.
Why is it so easy to seduce women like this online but impossible in real life?
>>36507216
How do you even manage to seduce them online? What do you say?
>>36507235
Honeyed words
One thing about all women is they're inherently self-obsessed, usually about their looks. Even if they know they're ugly (and most of them where) they still want to believe they're the prettiest thing on earth. Feed this delusion. Tell them they're smart, pretty and interesting; make them really believe it, and they'll give you whatever you want.
Don't come off as desperate, though.
>>36507216
I met a russian qt on interpals, she wants to study with me in the US
>money
>bitches
>drugs
everything you faggots want is in your grip and youre just sitting here complaining
>>36507193
Oh, but we're "above such degeneracy."
>>36507193
I "joined" a gang a few years ago, 100% serious. It's actually pretty fun.
>>36507215
But we are.
to post on r9k it should be a requirement that you are majority neurodiverse
filthy neurotypicals ruined this board
>>36507076
What's the difference?
Fuck off Roberto
Post link to test
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>>36507076
what is test link
iriganol
How do you get a black gf (female)?
>>36506932
almost every fembot is black
try here
Be a Niceguy
>>36506932
Money but then again that's how you get most women
>mom wants me to redo my room
>says she'll let me design it how i want
>i dont want to do anything or waste any money because something always goes wrong
>a pipe above my ceiling broke, water everywhere
>a tornado ripping off half my house
>a powerline coming down and catching half my yard on fire
>any electrical fire
>a nuke going off
who else feels this?
Why should I do my room up nice if something bad is going to happen like it always does? Why should I spend money on something that I'm not going to use that much? Why am I going to do it if anything can happen?
>>36506897
get a nice desk
repaint your room maybe
get some pictures for the walls or a big bookcase or something if you dont already have one. Get things organized and looking nice
>>36506897
Don't do it or yourself. Do it for others. Same reason why you make your bed, even though you're just going to arrange it before sleeping again anyway.
>>36506897
>mom wants me to redo my room
>says she'll let me design it how i want
>she'll LET me
Are you 12 or something? Why do you need mommy's permission to do something so trivial?
You can only use one pornhub category to fap to today.
>POV for me
>>36506816
>pornhub
Normalfags OUT
>>36506816
For me, it's the tall girl.
>>36506816
Tittyfucking for me
Ok, you want the truth? Yes, we like black men. Yes they are bigger on average, yes they are better in bed on average, yes they are more manly. That does not mean we don't like white guys any more, it just means that there is more competition, and white guys either need to step up, or be left behind.
I know people will be angry about this. But as modern women, we are allowed, finally, to seek out sexual pleasure on our own terms. We want the best. And right now, that is black guys.
Deal with it
I concede.
sorry, but no one asked you
>>36506704
i fell for the black meme only to get a 5 incher wth weird body odour
why do you perpetuate this false stereotype desu?
I just want a clingy obsessive insecure girlfriend.
She doesn't have to be a supermodel, just qt for me.
Has anyone here had a
A. Clingy girlfriend
B. Obsessive girlfriend
C. Insecure girlfriend
D. All of the Above girlfriend
If so, share your experiences.
I really don't understand why normies complain about these types of girls, I think I'd be in heaven.
>>36506634
I'm a clingy gurl. can I be your clingy gurl , senpai?
I had a clingy, obsessive, insecure 13 year old girl who was seriously into me when I was 15. Lord knows I could have had that loli pussy if only I wasn't such a beta fag back then.
>C. Insecure girlfriend
No matter what you do, she will never believe you think she's beautiful, and will forever try to become a supermodel, destroying herself in the process.
>people who ramble on and on and don't shut the fuck up when you clearly don't give a shit
How do they do it? Autism? Do you know someone like this?
>>36506604
It's like no one has ever told them ''shut up'' or ''I don't care''. I envy them.
I wish I fucking knew. I consider myself pretty fucking autistic and even I know when to shut the fuck up. I work with these girl who just rambles the fuck on, talking in stream of consciousness and going off on asides and if whoever she's talking to, stops listening, she just.... turns to the next person??? what the fuck
>>36506748
>she just.... turns to the next person???
Strange. They just have to get it out of their system, or they go insane.
Just found out my mom used to date a black guy
Since we know that telegony is real, am I a blackbot now?
haha nigger nigger chocolate poo person hhahahaha wanna hear a song
im an alabama niger and i wanna be freee hahahahah niggggerrrrrr
>>36506579
I had no idea telegony was a thing until now.
its pretty cool desu
Telegony is not real. I bet you still believe in phrenology.