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>>36508847

SUNday, of course!

>>36508847
Everyday when you live in socal. I went yesterday and im going again tomorrow

The middle of winter when it's raining so that no one else is there. It's comfy to sit on the beach watching the rain fall into the ocean.

>>36508838
Use some sort of oven and don't forget to turn it on, and off when you're done.

>>36508838
Put less seasonings on than you think you need before you bake so you can season it to perfection after baking without fucking up the recipe and still being able to get some flavor soaking it.

>>36508838
Put something on the pan so they don't get stuck and make some rice or mashed potatoes to go with it.

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>>36508833
my time to shine nigga

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>>36508900
just my luck, a fucking thumnail

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I hope this isn't a fucking thumb

Well post them here you fucking nerd

>gay

Doesn't count. Anybody can get cock if they're not fat or deformed, and even they probably can.

>>36509476
It's real degenerate shit, you don't want to see it.

>>36508829
See a muscular man and wonder what his workout routine is

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>>36508829
I would unironically fuck this if given the chance. Bring on the diamond mine.

>>36508829
real life people or characters?

>>36508811
post boipusci

>>36508811
I'm currently working on a folder called, women say the darndest things. Hoping that once it's complete i can dump it and have that become a replacement for women hate threads. it's less aggressive and makes people more willing to participate since the tittle doesn't make them feel hateful/bitter/buttblasted.

>>36508824
I am not a faggot man fucker like those other cucks.
Traps have replaced woman hate because they are easier to obtain for the average /r9k/ browser.
But, by becoming more sought after, they will gain leverage over beta males in time, and eventually will price themselves out of the /r9k/ market and be dated by average, "normalfag" men.
Things will then be at peace, and we can go back to hating women once more, as it should be.

yes but i said it so much to so many different people it doesnt even mean anything
talk is cheap actions are the real cringe

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oh I remember alright.
hopefully I became so insignificant that they don't.

Why does it matter?

Being there felt like my brain was being strung up and torn apart as I move around not knowing what was after me.

>unironically calling yourself "alt-right"

I think you need to return to reddit.

>be teenage retard from /r/the_donald
>make up some bullshit story on /r9k/
Kill yourself you disgusting reddit cancer.

>tfw /pol/ comes here and role plays as alt right Chads hoping to convince you that changing your political beliefs will somehow magically fix your social anxiety

They're not the only group doing this either. Be aware robots. These people see you in a moment of weakness and think you are easy to brainwash. See them for what they are. Nothing more than opportunistic parasites.

Addendum; after washing the sheets, try to shower before every sweet night of sleep. Quality of life skyrockets.

FRIENDLY REMINDER: BRUSH YOUR FUCKING TEETH.
No one wants to smell your stanky breath or look at your buttery disgusting mouth

>>36508683
>If your sheets aren't one solid color
I have striped sheet, breh.
...and actually I wash them every two weeks as I alternate towels and bedsheets on a weekly basis; it makes it easy to remember what to wash and when.

>>36508682
If you're a girl then you got issues.

If you're a boy then deal with it.

Yes, you should. Human relationships are nothing but hell for people like us, either learn to love solitude or kill yourself.

>>36508698
Boy, it's make me give up hope at an alarming rate

give me source and ill reply to your thread

>>36508649
you arent a "cyborg"
just a failed normalfag

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>>36508649
>intentionally dress and behave like a woman to seduce men
>"Haha you're so gay, dude!"

>>36508617
I'm a racist to everyone equally then.

>>36508617
God I swear I hate fucking society more and more every day. Fuck this garbage world, bring on the nukes already

>>36508617
i have no control over racist thoughts. i treat everyone equally. but what i believe in my head is much different.

if people start getting mad that some awkward thing i do gives away that im racist, fuck ill just stop treating people equally

tired of this shit

>>36508540
I'm still on good times with my only ex. We talk and every once in a while hook up, we just can't be a thing for various reasons

If I had a sexual relationship with a women, and them if I stopped having that relationship, it would be because the cunt was a bitch. I'd never speak to her again and frankly she'd be lucky she wasn't dead

Men today are so sad. Women walk all fucking over them

>>36508540
Ex mistreated me so bad I really hate talking about it. Problem is that I can't forget the good times with her, and it's effecting the relationship I'm in now. It's really quite awful.

>>36508522
Prior to the porn, /b/ was more about being a general free topic board. You'd see "dubs decides" threads, drawthreads, discussion threads, shitposting threads, etc. Just a good mix of everything. /r9k/ on the other hand was more greentext based and had a younger tone (around high school - college)

After the porn, /b/ is well, just that, porn. /r9k/ is gay with trap shit and fetish stuff all over the place. Hardly any real discussion.

there's no consistent threads on /r9k/ that are there to appease furshits desu

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>>36508577
I'd tend to side with you as of late for sure. I notice though (as you said more highschool / college/ just working but in 20's) that /r9k/ is at it's best during the summer and winter.

My favorites stories and boards are always around christmas.

i don't give a fuck, roastie normalfaggot whore. i'd tell you to fuck off to /soc/, the board literally made for sociopathic, intellectual midgets like yourself, but i'd much rather see you have your head removed by a short, blunt knife, jihadi John style.

>>36508555

Nice trips.

Dunno why you're so mad though.

>>36508507
You are literally fucking disgusting. And so are the dregs of society you associate with.