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i feel sorry for your future gf. you're a sorry excuse for a man. no girl will ever enjoy being with you
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Whatever, bud.
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I know, but I wouldn't be like this if normies hadn't socially alienated me, now get out
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>>36509626
I make her laugh and smile a lot. She has less crazy episodes (even when off her meds) around me. I've helped her get over some of her anxiety. We have a ton of fun exploring each other's kinks and have taken each other's virginity. Shut up OP.
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interesting little hobbies and things
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Does /r9k/ have any hobbies they do at their computers besides vidya, shitposting, and animu?
I discovered the cornelia format a while back, and have been making a few pictures via the format for files I may want to send on something that's for images only. It came to use the other day when I sent a friend some doom wads he needed but couldn't find.
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sounds cool, how do you do it anon?
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>>36509743
https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Embedded_files#Cornelia_format
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I imagine basketball games being played out, play by play, from beginning to end. I'll sometimes flip coins to decide what should happen next.
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Post comfy Pepe's
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>>36509604
Post comfy Pepe's what?
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Cumfy
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Never actualy seen this hat desu
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wakey wakey eggs and bacey
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Wakey wakey eggs and baccy, actually.
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good morning anon
I've got to do some acting for my friend's media project and I'm playing a character called Mark. I can't stop thinking about the room movie and keep laughing
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lost all desire to do anything
I think it's from the withdrawal
nothing but stressful things in my immediate future
killing myself is certainly on the cards
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>there are people on this board who weren't in special ed
What are you even doing here?
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I was in special ed until like 6th grade. Had mixed classes with Normie's and sped. I dont feel special. Not sure if severe depression or autism.
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>>36509583
How does not having special ed stop you from posting on OC board?
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Had IEP all throughout high school. I use to hate it and felt self-conscious about myself when teachers use to call me down for meetings while i was in class. Tried my best in school so I didn't look retarded to normies
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Is it bad that I'm 20 and still play video games
Should I make an effort to stop?
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>>36509531
Fucking everyone plays videos games in 2017. Fuck off.
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>>36509531
it's only bad if playing video games are the only thing you do in life.
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>>36509596
That could be said about literally anything in life.
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ive had problems for so long now im going insane
i know the path to fix my depression which people say is to do the things i should enjoy
but im so weak i give up
i try but i never continue
i recede back
i just want to die
im too weak for this world
ill never improve
i wish i had pills, anything
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when i share my feelings, im called edgy
im not trying to be such but they dont see it in a different light
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>never talk about my feelings ever
>tell them once to a roastie
>gets called an attention seeking edgelord
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>>36509510
Try acid it'll help
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>tfw too beta to call off from work
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>>36509502
just turn off your phone and don't show up
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>>36509999
nice quads but they would fire me if I did thst
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>>36509502
damn that nigga has big ass eyebrows
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>go to a random thread on a random board
>reply to a random post
>"You are a dumb nigger. You are the blackest retard gorilla nigger I have ever seen."
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>>36509495
YOU ARE A DUMB FUCKING NIGGER. YOU ARE THE BLACKEST RETARD GORILLA NIGGER I HAVE EVERRR SEEN.
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>>36509495
You are a dumb nigger. You are the blackest retard gorilla nigger I have ever seen.
Fucking nignog.
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>>36509495
Holy shit, I do this too. Except I find a random ongoing heated debate, pick a random side, and then reply:
>You might just be the biggest retard I've ever debated in my entire life. I bet you voted for Drumpf.
Best part is that I always get a response.
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ITT: Post your personal heroes
Pic related
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Anon I don't have picture of you. But you are my hero.
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my hero doesnt wear a cape he wears headsets
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he makes life worth living, I love you L
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>be in 7th grade
>big school, lots of kids
>gay kid says he could set me up with a girlfriend because he is a matchmaker
>her name is abby
>tells me to meet by his locker to meet her
>ask guys who this girl is and I get responses like she is crazy
>pussy out and dont go
>fast-foreward a year later
>chad neighbor who used I used to hang out with before he became too cool sat at a lunch table with me
>his friends knew my friends
>two girls end up sitting with us later in the year
>Abby is one of those girls
>eventually starts dating my chad neighbor
>not like this
>they eventually break up
>fast forward another year
>sit at a lunch table with her
>new chad approaches
>some annoying soccer faggot
>he's a year older
>they begin dating
>still date to this day
>she is literally perfect for me
>this memory haunts me to this day
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Bumping. Share your bad ones
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>>36509376
You are a dumb nigger. You are the blackest retard gorilla nigger I have ever seen.
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>>36509376
Please don't die thread!
>be me
>7th grade Valentine's day dance
>sitting on sideline with chad friend (kinda)
>convinces me to ask my crush to dance
>go to her and she's surrounded be her girl friends
>"hey crush, do you want to dance?"
>all the girls go "ooooh"
>crush says no
>spaghetti spills everywhere and I try to pass it off as if I don't care about her romantically and just want someone to dance with
>"come on, I just want to dance! You, stacy #3, wanna dance! How about you? COME ON GUYS, I JUST WANT TO DANCE!"
>chad pulls me away and I sit out the rest of the dance
>mfw less then a half hour later my crush is dancing with chad
>they break up 2 weeks later anyway
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I have not fapped in 4 days.
I have been looking forward to this all day. What are some ways I make this a more enjoyable fap? Techniques, suggestions on what to watch.. ect
If robots can give advice on anything, its this.
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Get totally makes. Nothing on you, no sock or towel or anything and don't be afraid to moan or be loud. Just be free.
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>>36509403
Get totally naked***
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Edge for at least an hour, lots of lube, don't be afraid to make noise. Use your favorite material towards the end
>be me
>junior year of college
>Friends with a lot of chads but virtually zero chance with girls
>Very skinny, sort of manlet (5'9")
>befriend cute freshman on social media
>asks me to hang out
>Shows a lot of interest
>My autistic ass thinks it's just her trying to talk to my friends through me at best or just her being nice
>Don't realize she's into me
>Finally in December fall very hard for her, first girl that's ever been this interested in me
>By now she's moved on and is probably more annoyed by my presence than anything
>Go home for the holidays
>Get wasted second night back, text her about how depressed and suicidal I am
>She takes an immediate concern for me and becomes really close
>tell her about how i feel for her
>She says just friends
>January we fray a little
>I become a full on alcoholic and distance myself from her
>one day she asks me why we stopped talking
>feel really bad about it and tell her how I don't trust her and don't think she likes me
>she gives me a hug and tells me she's my friend, I almost break down
>we keep going as friends and get much much closer
>She shows active interest in maintaining our friendship, telling me she misses me when we haven't hung out for a while
>She blows a freshman chad and tells me about how they're dating now
>Starts becoming more roastie-like
>Makes fun of me for being a virgin even after I've told her I'm insecure about relationships
>Junior Chad friends start growing to hate her as they see her blatantly using me
>Freshman chad leaves her and I cheer her up, we spend more time together
>Junior chads keep telling me how pathetic it is for me to spend time with her
>Tfw want to leave her because I feel like I'm just a beta obiter
>Tfw can't imagine leaving her because of how much support she's given me and how close we are
Fuck this existence man, I just wanna leave
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>>36509329
I'm also around your age, same height and really skinny. I'm an actual *recovering* alcoholic though, i have liver problems but only drink at night (not a virgin tho, 8 girls down fuck with me)
Here's what you do OP. Tell her you want to bang, or get together and give her a kiss or try to hold her hand or something, get her drunk if you have to. If she denies you, then just leave her ass. You never know maybe you could get it in, retard. Also
>2017
>Confiding in women you want to bang.
Anon you're supposed to only tell ugly girls about how depressed you are, not hot ones you want to plow.
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>>36509411
I remember in January getting drunk more nights than I was sober and I actually started drinking one night when I was facetiming with her during break. On the one hand, it's been positive for me now that I can get into more university parties with my alcohol, but on the other hand, whenever I get depressed or stressed I get the urge to drink. Virtually the only thing holding me back is the inconvenience of all of it. I managed to survive by cutting it with water so I wouldn't be hungover.
I mean, reasonably speaking, I think that I could get it in with her but it's a matter of time. She says she wants me to stay in touch with her and she's going away for the summer, but maybe next year I'll try and see.
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>>36509411
She says I have nice abs and other stacies have said I have a cute face (again it's mostly the skinny part and also my autism), so I think I might stand a chance.
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why should I have to give up my seat for a pregnant woman on public transportation?
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The idea is that you should give it up to people who are struggling. Heavily pregnant women, disabled people, the elderly.
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>>36509317
Efficiency. Two people sitting in one seat is more fair than you hogging it up for yourself.
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>>36509344
why doesn't her boyfriend just drive her around?
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>tfw no gf who is just like honey
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>tfw no gf who's happy when it rains
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYe0D8FM1ZA
>>36509481
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yc7btW6NzWM
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>>36509536
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYe0D8FM1ZA
i've honestly never fallen in love with someone as much as onyourwings. somehow, even though I've only seen her videos, I know exactly what she is like in person and would marry her instantly.