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I'm tolerated/ignored.

t. Age 29, NEET of 11 years.

Most of them like me.
Wonder Boy VI was a good game.

>>36511213
probably indifferent, I'm average looking and quiet

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>>36511148
tempting .. .very tempting

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>>36511148
It's customary in the west to disclose the entire deal.
What will we be filming, how's the pay?
From what I can gather from this exchange I'd be retarded to accept as I find the Animu grill quite attractive.

Accept, especially if she lets me keep the footage

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Looks bretty comfy. Congrats

>>36511143
>sectioned with a TV and phone

Damn you Brits have it good.

>>36511167
It is. Got weetabix for breakfast!

>that fucking face
every time
LMAO

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>>36511139
Sure, I could go for some smash.

>>36511139
I'd rather see your penis. Whip it out!

>>36511109
depends on where you are. the market varies across the states.

>>36511109
Want to come live with me instead? I can cover your expenses, the rent, etc. In exchange all you have to do is cook and clean for me, and have sex if I'm attracted to you. Don't care if you camwhore or whatever on the side, I can even help you get set up with that stuff.

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>>36511109
>>36511173

Actually, that is a good idea. I'll up the ante.

Offer:
- Monthly budget for expenses
- Live in a house, I'll cover your rent
- Life coaching / advice
- 1 year timeline

Ask:
- Have sex if I'm attracted to you on request
- Keep house reasonably clean

>>36511069
>not having a black desktop
>i stare into the abyss
>it stares back

also nice part choice

Ayyyyy nice job choosing the best jojo part but try getting some better cover for your background picture

Thank you, Gyro.

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I need to get the other dual screen wallpapers off my other computer.

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>>36511047
OP here posing results

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>>36511047

Didn't expect myself to be this pathetic.
Oh dear.

only 1 bingo, not bad

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This is my current favorite anime girl

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>>36511023
Move and the loli gets it.

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>>36511054
DO IT FAGGOT! OREGANO KILL THE FUCKING LOLI!

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How salty and how fat?

Jealous because that salty fat guy is getting paid to live our dream

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Heh thats where you're wrong kiddo

no i think u look like a poop

>>36510899
I was talking to the boy behind you sorry

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>>36510899
>tfw you'll never make a girl feel wanted for the first time

>>36510883
home brews
percocet
weed

>>36510920
>Percocet
I'm 3 months clean off fentanyl. Before hand I was on 300mg oxy a day. Then my dboy had fake mboxs with fentanyl. Year ago a quarter of that would land me on my ass. 3 months ago a full would barely make me right. If you're having troubles just know you can kick it!

>>36510963
Thanks for the words of encouragement anon. This is only my third time snorting them but I'm gonna take this as an early sign to not continue ever again.

If you have to rationalize it and ask then deep in your heart you know it's fucking gay, faggot.

Hi guys I'm not saying you go then it cheers to the airport but it's a short week of the day mosque and and advantage of this does he live and then back and visit Norway and get a pint I cum to the airport tonight but I can't I come down you are a good day is gay desu to

I agree that dominating another human regardless of gender is masculine.

However if the guy who is sucking your dick is doing so willingly he isn't being dominated by you.

I'd probably only do it if it was againt his will and if he had a feminine face.

>>36510791
Not here you stupid roasty piece of shit.

On my diq

>>36510791
post feminine penis

did u get the bbc genes?

Yeah happened to me and is happening right now. I'm just sick of the fact women don't show any sexual interest in me and look at me like a dancing monkey or something. I can make them laugh and hold a casual conversation but don't have the first clue what to do about a sexual thing and have never gotten that vibe that a girl wants me to try something with her. It's retarded.

I'm convinced I'm ugly as fuck and every time I look in the mirror I see some flaw but people tell me I look great and I always think they're lying. You think they're telling the truth or not because if they were I would theoretically be getting pussy no?

My date:
> girl plays with her hair
> girl looks at me directly in the eyes during convo for at least 5 seconds
> pupils dilated
> copying my moves
> laughing and smiling
all classic points that she is into you
> I'm sorry anon but we are too different and won't make a good match

WTF?

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g o d give me the strength to disregard women
g o d give me the strength to disregard women
g o d give me the strength to disregard women


my prayer

>>36510777
/r9k/, /x/ that's it

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>>36510777
Praise kek


/pol/ is my main board and /x/

>>36510812
Are there some good laughs to be had on /x/ ?