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transitioning out of robotdom thread 2017-04-24 05:30:21 Post No.36519560
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transitioning out of robotdom thread
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So, I'm looking to become a cyborg this summer. I'm transferring colleges and switching majors at the same time and I have to take math pre-reqs during the summer to get into the engineering department at the new college.
So I'm going to be doing Calc and Physics over the summer and going to try to make friends to work out with (it's going to be the hardest thing ever).
What are you guys doing over the summer?
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>>36519560
I would like to find a job I can do for 2 months and get a couple bucks from it. Might go into retail.
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I'll probably be cramming maths too in order get ahead when the new academic year hits
That way I can ignore the teacher and focus on now being a complete autist in class
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>>36519560
>What are you guys doing over the summer?
Hopefully read about twenty non-fiction books.
wagecucks, do you have any tips to make more more bearable, like the kind of mindset to make the time go faster or ways to maximize your off hours? I work retail and I hate it.
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just think about all the money you make and the purpose in life you'll have
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>>36519594
>wagecuck
>having a purpose in life
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>>36519547
No, not really.
Just save money.
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When was the last time someone asked you to hangout? 2017-04-24 05:24:57 Post No.36519450
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When was the last time someone asked you to hangout?
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Say the last time someone asked you to hangout
Senior year of high school, 2013
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Do you want to hang out anon?
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>>36519504
yes :(
Origigamani
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Tfw no one has ever asked me to hangout
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Why are you currently mad robots?
>cat threw up on fries
>24 on major test
>neighborhood nigger syndicate stole package again
>saw black widow in room and lost sight before I could smash it
>black carpet
>shaved and look like fat baby
>out of anxiety meds and speech class final today
>have to give speech
>didnt get the call back from mcdicks
Its not even fucking 1
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>neighborhood nigger syndicate stole package again
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>ask girl out
>she seems excited
>asks me to come out and see her perform in a play
>I show up and smile at her from the crowd
>supposed to take her out tonight
>she suddenly won't answer any messages
SO CLOSE
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because I woke up and im still a dicklet
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you fuckers fucked me 2017-04-24 05:22:13 Post No.36519390
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you fuckers fucked me
sniffjizzer (ID: !!btAaBhIDdZv)
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>go to school
>$girl's friends boyfriend comes up to me
>spidey sense tingling
>"hey $girl lives with you now right?"
>yeah
>"you're sharing a room yeah?"
>spidey sense blaring
>"I saw a thing on reddit"
>notlikethis.jiff
>take a look
>screencap on front page of /r/4chan
>imgur pic has 290,000 views
>mfw
I'm at school and hate all you fuckers so I probably won't reply
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>>36519390
oh look another 16 year old memelord
fuck off
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Holy shit. Ah well shouldn't have posted personal shit on 4chan you know how this goes man.
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>>36519390
>that reddit formatting
kys cuck
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>he STILL hasn't started using almond oil
>inb4 coconut oil
Everyone knows coconut oil is the new normie garbage meme.
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>>36519374
Is it a good lubricant?
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Coconut oil promotes diabetes.
In the 70's they started using it widely and diabetes skyrocketed. Look it up, you are on a computer.
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>>36519396
It would absorb too quick so no. It will make your dick super soft and smooth though
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>tfw literally cannot stop sneezing
fuck spring so much
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>>36519359
get some of that nasal spray m8. you'll look like a dork but at least you'll be able to breathe.
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>>36519359
Thisis horrible to the max.
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>stuffy nose
>have to breathe through mouth in uni class
>feel like a fucking greaselord
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There. fuck you
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dude i swear i have a lower IQ than a fucking rock
i'm never able to figure out these autism tests
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>>36519380
i only just realized today that it doesnt say you have to avoid walls. you and me both anon
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>>36519354
>draws line through the wall to pretend he doesn't go through the same door twice
???
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As of today, I am no longer a kissless virgin at 25. AMA
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Did you get tongue?
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inb4 the fags who think they're epic 4channers by calling you a faggot normie
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>>36519315
Are you 26 now? Happy birthday
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does anybody else here constantly fantasise about the world ending, whether it be by war, asteroid impact etc
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talk to my agent
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>>36519310
Honestly yeah, but only because I feel a apocalypse has more purpose
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>>36519310
It's something I love to think about. I'd love to see a world with pockets of people left, maybe 7 million instead of 7 billion. Microwave the rest, and if I win the lottery and don't manage to get microwaved, then let's get together and build it up the way it should be.
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tfw my favorite hooker killed herself
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This is the funniest thing I read and experienced all day
I guess that's kind of sad in itself
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Tfw my favorite ex gf for hire stopped responding to me.
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>>36519280
>hooker
find another one you life-less pleb
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a nico nico nii~ smile is for everyone /r9k/, will you smile back?
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My favourite Nico is a sticky Nico.
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nico is nice but honoka is best girl
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Nicoposter?
Do girls really have to moan when you put your penis inside them?
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>>36519205
Do virgins really have to bitch because women won't willingly let them put their penis inside them
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>>36519205
Only if it's a black cock, I know I do
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Vocalizing makes it feel better through both psychological means and it deepens the breath.
The sound of female moaning does trigger men to orgasm more quickly though.
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I'm a disgusting, undisciplined person.
I haven't made a single step to better my situation in my entire life. I have the power to fix myself completely. I'm just too lazy.
You can't call this depression. This is conscious, uncontrolled aversion to anything good or healthy. I don't deserve help or sympathy. I want to die.
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>>36519134
But are you a female?
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>I have the power to fix myself completely. I'm just too lazy.
Then you don't have the power to fix yourself completely. Because you're too lazy.
It's one or the other.
Knock it off with the double think.
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>>36519134
yeah i think evasive behaviour is one of the biggest common factors for robots. Well it`s the reason i come here.
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>Horrible at talking to women.
>Decide I need to practice.
>Contact local Mormons, missionaries agree to talk.
>Arrive at church, three smoking hot blonde hair blue eyed women.
>"Hi Anon, so you wanted to talk about our Lord and savior?"
>"Y-yeah."
>Talking about Joseph Smith, God and stuff, I can't stop looking at their legs.
>One of them starts crying tears of joy talking about being filled with the spirit.
>For some reason this is a turn on and I have a raging boner.
>They ask me what I think and I talk about how maybe the universe is a simulation and I can see how it could be good.
>The look of pure confusion on their faces.
>Went home, jerked it thinking of hot Mormon chicks.
So I think I'm going to become a Mormon /r9k/.
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>>36519118
Read about frame control and maintaining frame.
I dontk now if that will get you laid but it sure helps
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>>36519118
Your IP is being logged on lds.org we are going to locate you soon and disqualify you from becoming member of our great church.
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>>36519249
Good luck, I'm behind seven bibles.