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Are you actually okay with being forever alone?
On one side you despise normie advice meant to help you, yet on the other hand you complain incessantly about your predicament. So what the fuck is it?
>she's out there right now and you've chosen not to look for her
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>>36525951
At this moment I accepted that I'm gonna be alone once my mom dies or thrown into a mental institution.
Probably will kill myself before killing anyone else im fucking crazy brobots there is someone speaking to me inside my brain
Also I love lolis I fucking love them there is no way out for me just live alone forever or kill myself
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>>36526044
At least you have us :^)
orginal comentoo
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>>36525951
i'm not sure desu. i alienated all my irl friends and i feel "nothing" in regards to it. I was never really their friends.
I made a single friend in college but after going out with him last night, i don't really like him either. i guess i just don't like people. i like pussy but women are a nuisance. i think the solution is to immerse yourself in interesting hobbies or create stuff.
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Yo white boy come play switch with me
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>>36525943
daam tyrone how u stoled dat nigga?
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Are you just a random anon taking these pics from /v/ or are you actually the black guy from /v/?
Timestamp?
Not a /v/ regular
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>>36525943
Hey, Nintendo is for degenerate white girls (male). You blacks should stick to ps4.
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I met my old highschool crush 2017-04-24 10:34:39 Post No.36525910
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I met my old highschool crush
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>Mom sent me to to get some stuff,on foot because she doesn't trust me too much she doesn't me to drive because I tried to kill myself twice.
>Then I saw on the pharmacy section of the store to my old crush she looked good she saw me and made a hand gesture like calling me
>Fuck I wanted to leave but I decided to go with her fuck it
>she asked me what did I do after quitting school and all that normie stuff do you have a gf etc.
>I was about to make up lies like I always do... I think I have schizo
>but a rush hit me and I just decided to tell her the truth
>remember that I didn't talk to anyone on school well turns out im crazy I have been on psych ward and tried to kill myself twice
>I saw how her expression changed from normal to sad and scared
>she just stood there staring at me
>I felt better don't know why but I said the truth and felt good about that
Just walked away and did my shopping
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nice one anon, im in bed and im farting
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>>36525910
I actually told my crush I liked her back then. Although I worded it so badly that no sane human would ever say yes to that. So she just threw me a "you are not my type lets be friends" line and that was it. Whenever I see her we greet each other and go on our different ways.
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>>36526058
I told i liked her back when I was on higschool but then I didn't do anything else
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I need help r9k my mom hates me because I have schizophrenia and she got really mean so when she was making dinner I took the pantry hostage. What should I do?
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first thing you should do is post proof
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are you being honest right now at this very moment in time?
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High probability you're being paranoid anon, try to relax. How is she mean you?
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Why do school shooters miss? 2017-04-24 10:29:59 Post No.36525828
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Why do school shooters miss?
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Bullets are a hell of a lot more fatal than tv and movies and shit make them out to be, so why tf is it that school shooters never really rack up a huge death total?
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>>36525828
Because they're hardly trained killers.
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People can escape
They can feel bad for killing some people
They take time to reload
etc
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>>36525828
Maybe cause everyone's running or hiding?
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I can't unhear it. I firsthand experienced an 18 year old female sleepover. We were right; women are truly disgusting parasites.
After Prom on Saturday this girl was hosting a party (that I wasn't invited to but still attended) and I said fuck it and started drinking. Pretty fucking boring, it was about 5 guys and 5 girls just on our phones. I got kinda shitfaced and was only one drinking and passed out.
When I awoke at about 2:00, all the guys left, it was only the girls. I was so scared. I NEVER talk to girls, and here I was in a house alone with them.
They all simply sat in a room and shit talked every single one of my friend group of 3.
>Omg he is such a fucking idiot
>Wow I know and a complete douchebag
>They single handedly tore the 3 apart for hours and I had to listen
The worst part is I didn't even get shit talked. They shit talked all these guys, but I am such a fucking nobody they didnt even think about me. I waited for hours waiting for a girl to just consider me. Every guy I talked to they considered. But not me.
Women are horrible, vile, wretched creatures. Imagine a world with no women
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>>36525738
>Being angry at women cause they didn't shit talk you
Pathetic
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>>36525738
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ncwCETyQlk
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Literally any woman could have told you that women shit talk everyone.
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Hey anon,, uhhhmmmm, we all kind have sore feet, wanna give us a massage?
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Okay.
9sjsiqiq
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>>36525594
my dick is kinda sore from fapping all the time, want to give it a massage?
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>>36525594
Can I massage them with my tongue?
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I have a difficult exam in less than an hour and I haven't even read through half the slides. This isn't even my final, which is on Wednesday. Why is my professor such a cunt to give me an exam and then a final two days later?
I want to die.
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good lick op
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>>36526685
*luck
orginos orrrreeerrr orogino
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At least you're not shoveling gravel all day and getting belittled because your boss can't keep his personal problems at home.
And doing it all for free because lmao internship
That fat faggot can lick my balls.
I didn't show up today and I'm not going again.
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i want a girlfriend like pic releated and make sweet sweet love out of passion with her
but no the devils will tell you its gay so you feel bad about it and chase whores with their sons
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>>36525569
who cares if it's gay or not. just bee yourself anon
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That's a guy though
Orig
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>>36525569
It is gay. That's fine if you are gay. You just like subs and sissies. Now go back to /lgbt/ with this please.
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Post your biggest the office conspiracies /r9k/
My theory is that Toby Flanderson is the Scranton Strangler
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he was on the jury for the scranton strangler
how the fuck could he be on trial and on the jury?
nice theory dipshit
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pam's baby is actually roy's and jim is a cuck
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Creed is in witness protection and dwight is Michael's long lost brother.
Also kelly is a black girl who had facial reconstruction surgery and pretends to be indian and hired actors for family events.
Angela is the scranton strangler
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ITT Disgusing things you do that normies don't 2017-04-24 10:13:01 Post No.36525521
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ITT Disgusing things you do that normies don't
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Am I the only one that does totally 'disgusting' things that doesn't directly bother me, but because of what standards society has set, they're deemed completely unacceptable? Now I don't do these things in public, but will go out of my way to go do them without anybody seeing me.
>My asshole itches. If I'm at my house, I scratch that shit then go to the bathroom to wash my hands
>Boogers taste good man
>I sniffle all the shit in my nose into my mouth, and that also tastes good
>Mucus you cough up from your lungs... I swish that shit around, maybe even spit it in my sink and poke at it like a science experiment
>The key to my truck fits especially good in my ear canal. When allergies give me 'itchy ear' I use it to scrape at my ear canal. Best part; my ignition is broke and I can slip the key out while driving if I have a itch. Feels good man.
>When I jerk off, and I also recently shaved my pubes, I take the cum and rub it in on the itchy irritated skin and take a shower shortly afterwards. Makes it feel 100% better.
>I pick my scabs all the time.... and eat them
>Always pee in the shower
>Always pee on the pool
This board no longer has actual robots anymore... Daily reminder that all the edgy normies flooded this place after the school shooting incident. Tell me yor disgusting habits, R9K
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I didn't shower or brush me teeth in 3 months. I finally did that today. I feel pretty good. I'll probably do it again in a month or two.
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>>36525521
Yeah most of the time when I am home alone I walk around naked. Occasionally I'll scratch the rim of my asshole when it is itchy, and I also find really creative places to put recently picked boogers, but that's about it.
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Absolutely horrendous did your parents teach you anything
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What's the best way to kill yourself but make it seem like am accident? Without it being horribly painful as well.
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>>36525449
go exploring in the catacombs of paris, get lost,and shoot yourself. Nobody will find you an they'll think you just got lost
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>>36525558
I don't have enough money to go to Paris though, even with credit too. But thanks for the reply m8.
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Actually, there is a special police unit dedicated to explore preventively most common and accessible paths to find lost people.
You can also try getting hammered and running into a wall but if you don't try to stop at least a few meters before you crash they will assume you suicided.
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Is eating pussy cuck behavior?
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>>36525432
Wtf OP? There is literally nothing more alpha than eating pussy!
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No, its I like girls behavior.
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I found the guys who act super eager to go down always turn out to be creepers...
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do you have internet gf ?
if so post bread
if not why tf not?
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Sure why not.
origg
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No
I can't get one
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>>36525403
>covered in marks and bruises
>internet gf
explain.
>budem ja
>20 godina
>Nikad nisam bio u pravoj vezi
>Nikad nisam jebao
>Zivot mi periodicno daje sanse da budem sa likusama
>Ali samo da bi mi svaki put potvrdio da sam nesposoban za to i pruzio sneak peak onoga sto ne mogu da imam da bi mi bilo jos gore
Aca je u fazonu chad sam :DDD
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Znam taj osjecaj... Ne znam, jeli prekasno za nas?
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Aj reci krsta mi
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ne razumijem nista mores li na engleskom