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why don't you lure in and buy out a home pet NEET and take out your frustrations on him?

Get a pet and a GF also go beat up a homeless guy every once and a while you'll feel better

>>36528919
If you're not failing in school that means you're not a brainlet which means you're not a robot.

You may very well be autistic. Tell me more about this hitting yourself, because that goes way beyond just being shy.

>>36528987
im not really shy i just have trouble with feeling like a pussy all the time because i dont really get how to talk to people in sone instances like i worry alot about things like at work even though there isnt any reason too i might think about how tight i got one cars oil drain plug from three months ago and feel the need to act it out again my pretending likenim tightening something. i know that sounds like sone attention seeking bs but i do the same with locks on doors, sinks, my alarm clock. i only really have ever had these spells where i hit myself a few times to getboutbfrustration when i dont know what emotions im feeling even though its a mix between rage and being pathetic. i have also had a few times in grade school wherebif someone picked on me for a while a little bit i might snap and forget what im doing and feel a warm kinda shiver and start spitting when i talk. like one time this guy kept stealibg my book bag and i noticed him in the corner of my eye and just snapped and grabbed the bag and shoved him into some desks. a couple kids werenlike "dude you kicked him, hell yeah" and i dont remeber that part even though it only spanned probably 10 seconds. and its only happened a few times, but if i was confronted or told id have to fight someone id worry all day and feel ill

>>36529239
You should definitely consider a therapist. That's heavy stuff

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Either play Titanfall 2 or look through my fishing stuff. I passed my exams for EMS stuff but I still have my learners so no work for me.

>>36528881
Are you me, anon? :o

>>36528881
You sound depressed

I drink and write songs
Read philosophy
Binge watch netflix
Eat food that's bad for me
Porn every couple hours
Pretty much just full blown escapism at all times because when the dopamine gets low so do I

You can't save them, and you're ignorant to believe you can. Mind your own business. May we never meet again.

My happiest moment was learning one of my bullies from school died in a car accident.

>I want you to make an even happier moment!

You know what? I will. Thanks OP. This thread made me realize exactly what I have to do. It won't be easy, but it will be worth it.

>>36529248
You're completely right, i can't "save" them. What i can do is help though. Mind my business? But they openly admit their faults, problems, disorders here in other threads out in the open, so i do believe i'm "minding my own business".

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How does THIS picture make you feel? Feels good to know I'm the superior being. Go back to work, wagie. I need more bux.

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>>36528857
But I AM living my life, wagie. While you submit to a life of slavery, I can utilize my time to become a knowledgeable, well-rounded individual. While being a NEET, I have learned three foreign languages, as well as become a competent programmer.

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>>36528857
>its a ragie wagie episode
While I'm comfy and cozy wrapped in my blankies and about to watch a movie, you make angry posts while neglecting your sleep.

Get some rerst wagie, big day tomorrow.

>>36528772
You blast music throughout your house, grab a trash bag, and just get it done.
I'm a pathetic asswipe who spends their weekends alone, so usually I stay up at night and listen to music, browse, and clean stuff.

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>>36529616
thanks bro. any other advice? I don't have the cleaning gene... though most of the girls I date do. one was even OCD about it.

wish I could be minimalist. Should I donate clothes I don't need, or just throw them out?

Fuck off to /adv/ you normie scum.

You dont belong here.

I take Propecia & use Minoxidil & Nizoral shampoo twice a week.

I started to receed and thought fuck it, it's the only thing I like about myself and have pretty much perfect hairline and no thinning, didn't get any side effects nor did my dick fall off.

Growing out my hair at the moment and love it when wanna-be Chad's walk past me at my wagecuck job with their receding hairlines trying to comb over.

chad's btfo

>>36528765
Finasteride 1mg a day, no sides and hair in temples is regrowing after 3 months

>>36528765
If we can believe Star Trek, there will be a cure to cancer before balding.

Seems like he's been drinking his own kool-aid.

He's a fucking globalist.

Well, Alex Jones said it so it must be true.

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>tfw you will never be smothered by Tifa's tiddies while you get sucked off by Yuffie
WHY CAN'T I BE 2D

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>>36528808
>tfw you'll never catch Yuffie stealing from your shop and force her to suck her off so you don't call the authorities

Really the cruelest fate.

So did anyone here take Barret on the date?

Wut? Orignal commento

Eventually yes, but only after telling her about it and making things difficult to both of us.

>>36528612
m a n l e t

fuck that curry cottage cheese hair and fat chub he has on his gelatin arms

>>36528598
No you wont, sorry man

completely normal looking if you live on the british isles

You're a decent looking guy and will probably get a cutie to be honest. As long as you've not got any major mental problems which, lets face it, you must if you're posting here.

Hell yea I would. Wrapped though because who knows where she's been

>yeah you young kids wouldn't fuck her that's what's wrong
>because she's wrinkly and old and showing all the "stay away" signs of gross infertility
>just give up your instincts for pure sexual pleasure! she can't even get pregnant xd

fuck off degenerate boomer

>>36528576
The nipple piercing throws me off, I hate them. But otherwise, after a glass of wine I probably would either way.

Girls would pick a small dick chad over a big dick autist any day.

for the same reason men say a loose vagina feels good

>>36528575
Because it only matters for sex and their ultimate goal is not sex but a provider and someone that they can have children with
They will overlook a smaller penis for provision. Some women are greedy and want both but when the biological clock is ticking they tend to settle on average. There are a small amount of women that do prefer a smaller penis tho

If you want. Desu ne

No, staying a virgin because the girl isn't makes you a cuck.

>>36528550
Virgins are overrated mostly by virgins

>>36528522
Why did you think she was qt? Did she catfish you?

>>36528522
yknow what to do next

>falling for myspace fat angles
feels real bad man