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>>39320255
Is it run by that guy who posts pictures of asian man/white woman couples on /tv/

This chick seems so fucking generic and boring

>>39320292

I don't know, but it's always either tumblr shit about how transphobia is the result of white racism, or it's TRP/Roosh-like "neomasculinity" shit about how you have to act macho to attract white women. Their definition is racism seems to be, "When the white girls I exclusively want to fuck don't want to fuck me in return."

>don't eat anything
>metabolism increases to gather as many calories from few bits of food as possible
>wonder why any food you eats impacts you really intensely
0% rad, dude.

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>>39320232
/Thread now gtfo and eat like a normal human being op

>>39320370
Enjoy your heart disease retard

>>39320190
yes.
no but yes.
yes.
one time I was drunk with evryone I know in the room and I started spilling the spaghetti about the gas chambers and secularism

I was never dumb enough to post under my real name.

>>39320190
I used to have an ultimate guitar account where I would be full autismo, partially trolling and partially just a pretentious fuckwit, I'd talk about how drugs are so good for you and I'm such a musical prodigy and how maybe people there could understand me better if they were at my level, etc etc.
Same as 90% of that website, and I had a better claim to it than most of them, but still it's embarrassing as fuck to think about. Like if a normie was to read it they would think I'm a complete write-off of a human.

So the problem is my username was the same as my email address which I still use to this day, it's something pretty specific based around my name which would be unlikely to be used by anyone else. I forgot all about it and only remembered when I googled my own email address to see if it would come up anywhere.

I just hope to god no one else has ever cared about me enough to do that, which truth be told is quite likely.

>>39320150
Why do you think humans look human and not like our ape ancestors? If sexual selection had its way, we would evolve into anime.

>>39320150
Nigga, humans abandoned evolutionary ways when they started forming communities and practicing agriculture
You like anime girls because you're the product of thousands of years of genetic, chemical, and social fuckery

keeps weak men out of the genepool

Humans only have so much emotional energy, so to speak. We cannot afford to love everyone. For most of human history, we lived in groups of no more than 400 or so, and recognized everyone outside of that as a threat. You were not among these 400, so they had little incentive to treat you with kindness. Yes, they do feel empathy, just not to everyone.

The best ones are the ones that do a random act of kindness then feel the need to broadcast it on all 5 social media accounts so they can show everyone what a good person they are.

>>39320174

But if you hurt someone regardless of who they are you're supposed to feel guilty right? Assuming they're innocent.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x3_9b4Hu1Hs

You're not in love you're just attracted and seeking a partner

>>39320132
This, love is VERY different from a crush or physical attraction.

Another summer goes by where I don't go swimming.

>>39320091
same thing as always
nothing

>"Its habbiding idz habbiding!"
>nothing fucking happens
Every god damn time.

>>39320084
What kind of disorders do you have?

>>39320102
None, i just eat once a day

>>39320084
At least you're over 6ft

>5'5
>130 pounds

I fucking hate eating and everything about it

>have to figure out what to eat
>have to prepare the food
>preparing one meal ends up giving you half a sink of fucking dishes
>by the time you sit down to eat already tired of food and can't be bothered

>decide to go out
>have to figure out where to go
>have to drive there
>have to interact and order food
>after all that work food isn't even that good
>unhealthy to boot

I keep trying. The cycle repeats because I always end up crashing.

i've been dragged to normie activities
but i have not yet engaged with them on their primitive level

Don't try it, anon. It's too dangerous. The universe depends upon a delicate balance which we are not meant to disturb.
There are some things robots are just better off not knowing

whenever that happens, i forsake all remaining appreciation for that character and deny ever having liked them

>>39319999
>I will soon be older than Guts
I will definitely feel some kind of feeling

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>>39319999
>tfw you will never be a 15 year old anime protagonist

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>>39319898
I'll start thinking about cleaning it when the clutter on my tables starts moving to the floor. Once my floor gets visually unsettling, I'll clean her up.

>>39319898

I cleaned mine about two week ago. If you have a wooden bed frame the mattress off and check, it's disgusting how much the body sheds skin and hair.

>>39319898
If you need lsd to realize your room is dirty, you are fucked

>single mother
Thank chad bro for biting the bullet for you.
Getting a pussy to cum in isn't worth that baggage when in reality it barely feels better than your hand, probably worse if death grip is a real thing.

>>39319917
unexpected wisdom phampai

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>>39319917
No, I meant my actual mother

https://youtu.be/6hGJXNWdXUg

cover I did of importance of being idle oasis

old one but if you haven't seen it tell me what you think

I wrote an america version of a Korean drama. Trying to get it made into a tv show.

>>39319912

got a brief synopsis?

>>39320092
I would if it had the possibility more often instead of once every 2 years

>>39320227
>date once every 2 years
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>39319739
i know how you feel, i don't even go on dates but i often have bouts of anxiety and nausea, gut issues, sometimes i feel like something slapped my forehead and become really dizzy, a few times the world started spinning like when you turn around in circles really fast and stop but i didn't do anything like that, docs didn't find anything

we are just defective man

>>39319731
>tfw you dont want to kill yourself
>tfw you want to make something of life and enjoy it
>tfw you know that will never happen and the cycle will comstantly repeat itself
>tfw suicide is the only way to break that cycle
I know this feeling all too well. I've tried and tried again to get my life "started", but it's never going to happen.

Got diagnosed with mental illness, there is no light at the end of the tunnel anymore. I just don't know how to do it. I'm afraid I'll fuck up and survive. Thinking about buying sleeping pills to od. I'll just fall asleep and never wake up, r-right?

>>39319731
Do it on september 10th thats the national suicide prevention day