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Hypothetical Question: 2017-04-25 05:34:12 Post No.36534617
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Hello r9k,
If you suddenly had a qt gf come into your life out of nowhere, what are some things she could do for you to help you tolerate your crippling depression and meme anxiety?
What would make you feel even slightly less tormented by your reality?I-I'm asking for a friend...
Thank you for any advice and for reading.
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cuddling, holding hands, offering a lap pillow and running her fingers through my hair, letting me bury my face in her chest and cry until my eyes hurt
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>>36534617
Your friend can give me some contact information if he likes
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>>36534617
my waifu
Kiri a best
Anonymous
Anyone Want Mischief? 2017-04-25 05:22:41 Post No.36534427
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ITT: Mischief
>College normie
>Take feminist class
MistakesWereMade.gif
>Teacher gives password and gmail to ENTIRE CLASS to post videos on feminism
>mfw
Anyone want the password and account?
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>>36534427
obviously, you fucking idiot.
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Channel: https://www.youtube.com/user/WinonaStateWAGS
User: [email protected]
PW: WSUWGSS1848*1
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>>36534427
yes pIease pepe
>they say that the middle child is the forgotten child
Are you the middle child, Anon?
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>>36534352
I'm the foster child so we are all middle children, and forgotten even more so for being orphans that didn't have any families that cared.
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>>36534352
only child, desu
the tendies are all miiiiiiiine mwa ha ah ha
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>>36534352
I was the youngest and the middle out of three of us was my roastie sister who was the favorite and was spoiled constantly. She one time got a away with chasing me around with a knife and cutting me. Her defense was "I was just playing around" and that was the end of it. So no the middle child is not the forgotten child.
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>is just as or even more autistic than the average /r9k/ user
>makes 6 figures a year being autistic and moved out of his parents house
Why haven't you started your streaming career, r9k?
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>>36534238
>6'4
>ripped as shit
Yeah, he's not autistic, he's just a chad pretending to be stupid. And he got famous off of nigger song requests, I don't think that'll work twice.
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>>36534238
I'm not white therefore I'm subhuman and deserve to die desu.
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>>36535038
that's a disgusting physique he should consider killing himself.
probably not natty either.
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I'm a 19YO virgin and this is my face. In high school people said I looked very ugly and creepy. I have never heard anything good about my looks, from both girls and guys. Tinder seems to agree and I have only gotten 26 matches since I started using it a year ago. I have gotten over 100 rejections since I started trying to talk to girls.
Could I eventually attract fat ugly girls with it?
Could I at least pass off as a nu male to get a pity fuck?
Fun fact: I think I look like someone asian girls are attracted to. I guess I thought wrong since on my campus asians date chads or other asians. Not that I care.
TL DR, do I have a chance of at least 1 girl finding me attractive enough to have sex?
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>>36534211
I'm assuming the face isn't actually you and you're just trying to get even with some normie that upset you
That face is solidly average normie tier. It's nothing to be ashamed of. I read the post before looking at it, and I was expecting a picture of Shrek
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>>36534211
>mfw I'm uglier than OP
Feels bad
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you look pretty good. I think you just have kind of a baby face. Try to grow out your facial hair. Plus with women its about charisma as much as face. Join a sport or something, and meet some girl there, get close, ask her out, date, sex.
You should be fine.
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HE STILL ISNT FUCKING USING ALMOND OIL....
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Almonds are better activated than oiled 2bh
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>>36535152
>not activating your oil
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>>36534066
Imma start using almond oil. Can I cook with it okay?
What does a penis taste like?
Original desu
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>>36534008
Really emerges my properties
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Lick the back of your hand.
Like that.
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>>36534036
It must be fate.
Original desu
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Roll for your waifu so that you can have happy laifu.
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*sigh* alllright here we go
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>3d
>western women
>some from cgl
HAHAHHAHAHA HAVE FUN GETTING KEKED
these women have guaranteed all fucked chads
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i will roll and i hope i dont get fucking eliza!!!
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Why do people take MGTOW seriously?
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>>36533869
because you trivialize the tragedy of society's failures
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>>36533869
Why do people take marriage seriously? It's only beneficial for women, men are almost guaranteed to get fucked over by marriage.
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>>36533869
your daily reminder
oregano
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http://www.rdos.net/eng/Aspie-quiz.php
Post your results.
If you are neurotypical, leave forever.
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I'm a normie. This post is completely original.
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feels bad boys
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>Before doing something or going somewhere, do you need to have a picture in your mind of what's going to happen so as to be able to prepare yourself mentally first?
I can really relate to this one. If my expectations for an event are totally different than what I'm picturing, I get super stressed out.
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>tfw no smug Wendy to bully me as I tongue her sweet, vanilla cream-glazed asshole
god... GOD
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>>36533793
I want tohugthe wendys girl
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>>36533793
Is there a better fast food chain than Wendy's?
It's super affordable and the food is legitimately good.
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>>36533835
I would say Chik fil A but Wendy's blows that out of the park too.And it doesn't make you feel sick after eating it.
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Should I go full CWC and make my own imaginary universe? Is this monetizable? I'm every bit as autty as he is. Is it hard to deal with the hate? Should I just get a real job?
Pic unrelated.
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>>36533698
Getting a real job would definitely be more monetizable.
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>>36533698
I mean, no, you probably won't be able to monetize it. If you're only an idea man, you're unless. Ideas are a-dime-a-dozen. You're also autistic, so your ideas will be unpalatable to the majority of normal people. Just get a real job and make your imaginary universe on your own on the side.
That was you can live, and maybe have fun too. And maybe I'm wrong and you've got some actually cool shit. If you have a job, you have some money to help get your thing started, plus it's a good backbone incase things go wrong.
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>>36533698
>Should I just get a real job?
No because you're probably an incapable incompetent manchild and would only make somebody else's life harder
Go back to earning your neetbux and living alone
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>tfw roommate walks into our room while I am wearing panties
fuck
FUCK
at least the school year ends soon and I will never have to talk to this guy again
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>tfw you'll never walk into your room while your dormmate is wearing panties and fucking himself with a dildo
>tfw you'll never pretend to be asleep while he sucks your dick
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>>36533282
what happened next you degenerate tranny panty wearing faggot
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did you suck his cock
like did you put his pecker into your mouth
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I'm here if you need me, Lets talk. 2017-04-25 04:07:57 Post No.36533137
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I'm here if you need me, Lets talk. 2017-04-25 04:07:57 Post No.36533137
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I'm here if you need me, Lets talk.
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Third time making this thread, successful the other two times so I shall do it again.
I shall voice chat with anyone who feel they are in need of social/conversation practice, lonely,vent, confess, or haven't actually talked to another human being in a while.
Social interaction is low here and I know a lot of you would benefit wanting to talk to someone even if it's for a bit, feel free to with me.
I do direct phone calls, or discord. I no longer offer Skype as an option due to the amount of dropped calls.
Also I shall now time the calls to no more than 2 hrs if more than 5 people are interested in calls, its just to be far so everyone gets a turn. If less than 5 respond than we can talk for a good while.
>inb4
> I'm a girl(girl)
>I do this because I used to be a practice gf, after helping him get the girl he relayed wanted and being very happy I want to help others. Even if it's as simple as just talking.
Send contact info to my throwaway, I'll reply shortly.
vvvvvvv
[email protected]
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are you sure you can't use Skype again?
>skype is just more comfy
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FUCK OFF ROASTIE BITCH GO CHASE AFTER CHADS
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Let's find out how beta you are
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>>36532928
Ah got fucked on the last line, thought I was gonna make it
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dang I couldn't even manage a bingo
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>>36532928
OH FUGGGG IT'S ALL OVER NOW