This guy comes up behind you and grabs your ass
"Hey pretty boy, I see your shirt has a succubus (male) on it. Your ass is mine."
What would you realistically do in this situation?
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>>36537195
Turn around, smile, and break his jaw.
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>>36537216
>Break his jaw
His jaw is made out of steel.
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>>36537195
>What would you realistically do in this situation?
well, my ass is his now
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Should I be drunk? I have 0 motivation to do anything and dream about suicide every day instead of doing something productive. I think if I will start drinking every morning, it may turn better.
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can confirm drinking makes everything better
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>>36537224
But are you a kissless virgin?
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this is the path you take when you absolutely decide that getting worse is fine and a death more miserable than now is all the same - that the subjective and powerless passenger experience of the hell being perceived as somewhat absurd is better than maybe getting off the train
a conductor might throw you off before you die and that will be very painful indeed more so than now
but expect the last stop to be the morgue
>living with roommate who's nearly three times my age
>she's never home and rarely buys food
>see she has some raisin bran
>fuck yes I think
>eat a huge ass bowl
>check the box after
>it's literally two years old
Is anyone else share the same feel?
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I hope you get the shits, you piece of shit.
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Assuming you're 20 that makes ger 60 Anon.
Why are you stealing from an old woman?
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How did you not notice it there for two years?
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>yfw america chose hate
:(
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>>36537116
I wanna kiss those big lips and lick her small boobies
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>yfw mom chose coalburning
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I don't care I'm white
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What are robot's favorite fast food places?
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Posting lewd Wendy's is heresy
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>>36537086
>fast food
And you wonder why you amerifats die of cancer so much. Cook your own damn meals faggot
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>>36537086
are you a for real wendy's shill or something? what part of the country is the 'post sexy anthropomorphized anime girl versions of our company on fat NEET imageboards' wing based in
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How to date motherly women? 2017-04-25 08:49:21 Post No.36537082
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How to date motherly women?
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How do I go about dating motherly women? By motherly, I do not mean single moms or older women, but very kind and caring women. Women who dress conservatively and don;t live a degenerate lifestyle. I hope to have kids and start a family, so I'm attracted to more maternal women. Sadly though, these days most women my age seem to be thots or immature. Desu
Pic-somewhat related: She is a youtuber who has a very maternal feel and soft, kind tone.
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Be awkward but handsome and non aggressive, they'll come to you.
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>>36537172
Fuck. I am two of those. Any other tips? Like where to meet them?
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Mate it's /r9k/, do you think I have experience with this stuff?
Based on the films I've seen and my own intuition, I guess gyms, the workplace or classes? Someplace where you can be seen working or trying to improve yourself but need a little push?
These sort of women like a medium difficulty project. They want a guy they can improve but not crack addict or a lost cause level of difficult.
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I respect women far too much to have sex with them.
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Have sex with men then. Or maybe your Asexual
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>>36537095
>Have sex with men then. Or maybe your Asexual
I'll choose the first thanks
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>Story behind that pic
Holy shit this is depressing
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>bawwwww girls only want chaadd
>faps to stacy
wew
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>>36537010
>literally starving
>i pretend to eat steak when I would happily eat rice
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>>36537010
>im ugly so I have to settle for morbidly obese whales
Fuck off
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>implying robots don't fap to chad
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I can't bring myself to try to sleep I don't want the days to pass
I took some melatonin a while ago to try to make myself sleepy but idk if it work //
not x d
does anyone have any sleepy sad music they can share
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Listen to Asteroid by Killing Joke
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https://youtu.be/9G8pR05Jy_k
Try this senpai
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ustTnrPxmLQ
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Just to say: reminder that I love you guys. You don't care what I amount to & are my only real friends.
Good night anons. I still believe in you
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>>36536996
Thanks brobot
Gonna try to not be an autist and talk to a girl today
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>>36536996
good night anon.
we don't know each other but your post made me feel good. I'm glad someone considers me to be their friend.
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how many robots have actually killed themselves I wonder,,,
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>tfw spent my life savings on lottery tickets for a shot at living the NEET life forever
Wish me luck lads
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You lost. I'm a magical wizard so I already know.
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How much do you have saved?
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>>36536958
>playing the lotto is the idiot tax
Well done retard.
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Hate aside, is shadman one of us?
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>>36536928
seen him on /pol/ drawing sargon fucking trump
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>that abomination of a "gun"
Not even /k/, but...
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>>36536928
He's at least r9k, dabbling in pol
Possibly alt right but I'm not sure
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Who else ate lunch in the bathroom at school to avoid having to sit alone in the cafeteria? 2017-04-25 08:22:18 Post No.36536776
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Who else ate lunch in the bathroom at school to avoid having to sit alone in the cafeteria?
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Or the library...always. One day someone even walked in on me standing there looking sad and asked why I was always in there.
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>>36536776
me. awful memories .
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>>36536797
Same here. I tried to hang with people at lunch but none of them felt like "good" friends so I would just walk up to a group awkwardly stand there, until they walked away and moved to another and walked around the school. After realizing they thought I was awkward and not wanted I always ate in the library or bathroom when it was free.
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I did the bathroom and roaming the Halls in my sophomore and Junior years, as a senior, I just did my homework in the library
int.o.p.
Mbti thread. No infj autism allowed 2017-04-25 08:18:39 Post No.36536730
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Mbti thread. No infj autism allowed
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MBTI thread
No flaming towards or from intj's allowed. ignore them, also no reddit.
Discuss types, functions and whatever fuck these threads are for.
tests:
>https://www.16personalities.com/free-personality-test
>http://www.celebritytypes.com/test.php
some nice explanation.
http://mbti-notes.tumblr.com/basics
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ISTP here, please tell me my others ISTP's identify with Gondola and the Metal Gear Solid series.
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Anyone else /INTP/ here?
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>>36536846
Me. I fucking want to kms rn.
>not wanting to have cute feminine lactating boobs
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Why do people say gyno is ugly?
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>>36536688
is that even possible?
origgi
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>>36538226
It is. You just need to do roids or hormones