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>>39321062
Doesn't matter what you say or how you say it. What matters is what you look like.

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>>39321183
Please no meme advice. I just recently started using Tinder and I've never dated so I need real advice.

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>>39321211
If you need advice for tinder, then you've already lost.

>>39321061
>"saving" hookers
I mean, taxi driver romanticized hookers to an extent, but most hookers WANT to be hookers and know that in their line of work they can take advantage of men. Why would I want to try to save them?

>>39321150
>muh parental instinct
>muh excuse to commit ravenous acts of violence
>muh Scorsese
>muh 70's aesthetic

Puerile angst manifest.

>>39321061
Taxi Driver wasn't about a "vigilante", sure Travis did vigilante actions but it was more than that, and he was better than any vigilante, he was a man at war and the war wasn't over till he said it was over.

>>39321037
pic of titties or make yourself scarce.

Might be tough to find a job, Hooters is closing some locations because millennials are killing Hooters

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/millennials-have-a-new-attitude-about-cleavage-thats-forcing-breastaurant-hooters-to-close-locations-a7900506.html

I used to deliver food from Hooters. the girls are pretty social and often flirt with customers to make tips. If you can do that then try it. You also have a good looking face or they wont hire you

>>39321021
http://www.meetup.com/

already exists.

>>39321021
My email is [email protected]

it's shit, apps like that already exist, but idk try what you want, it's just my opinion.

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Hello robots I had cooked with a toaster yesterday for the first time at the age of 20. I hope it will happen again. It burned it but I didn't even salivate. With this first time I would have to say that my dad does a better job than any toaster can. Stay unemployed and living with your parents I don't feel like there is any point to having a toaster, your dad will always do a better job.

>>39320896
goodbye, desu. may life take you to better places than the hell that we know.

>>39320896
You had sex only once and call it overrated? The better you get at it + getting a more compatible or better partner will make it awesome. Most people don't have a great first time so you shouldn't have expected so much.

I had sex twice but I was lucky and it really was the best feeling in my life.

>>39320792
No, r9k is the only unhealthy addiction you need

it provides momentary relief but can result in an unhealthy addication

In the long run you'll end up bored, depressed, and poor. Cigarettes are pretty expensive boyo

>>39320772
8 days here, longest i've ever been is like 20 days. Oddly positive mood atm, even tho life is shit.

I have no choice but to not masturbate until the 30th.

It's not like you will make this last anon, just kys.

>buy condoms
>if they are not the right size get a different kind
how fucking stupid are you?
also if you're scared of people seeing you just buy them online.

>>39320696
I don't have that kind of money, anon

Go to a convenience store nowhere near where you live, and buy the three pack of regular Trojans for like three or four bucks. They'll either fit or won't, and you'll know what direction to go next.

>>39320556
Well anon I think the closest you'll be able to get to that dream is some augmentation of your limbs. But that's if you're lucky enough to be alive when that becomes a widespread technological advancement.

Also putting the consciousness of a person into anything else is most likely impossible. We only have a certain amount of brain cells and they don't come back.

I personally think that if we figure out how to regenerate brain cells we'll be one step closer to immortality, but until then its impossible to transfer our conscious into any other type of body.

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>you will never be a cyborg

Hayden's voice was ORGASMIC

>>39320425
Raw but I won't go at all if it looks dirty. At work the bathrooms are relatively clean.

>>39320425
>tfw Austria
Toiled bowls in public bathrooms are so clean you could eat out of them.

>>39320425
I just squat on the toilet seat, hell will freeze over before I touch a publicly used toilet bowl with my bare skin.

>>39320416
most people act off instinct and let conscious thought make sense of it later, if even that much

people like you and me though, let the higher functions rule the day

I would literally saw off one of my fingers to smell a girl's panties right now

>>39320416
It's becoming increasingly evident that casual sex fucks you up and makes you a garbage person
I'm lucky I didn't fall for it while it was a meme
I'm still looking forward to meeting someone special but you're right I think

Haven't you posted this shit before? Stop asking for advice on 4chan, it's pointless.

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>>39320327
>hot and sunny day
>in London

>>39320327
What were you doing during those formative years? Also you don't need to be stimulated if you don't enjoy it. Do you play video games? Maybe just find something in life you enjoy. Girls suck anyway.

>>39320322
Im also pursuing a nursing degree. I'm a nursing assistant now, but in the U.S. I like my job. I like the idea of being desensitized to shit, piss, blood, and vomit

>>39320637
God damnit. People my age are managers at engineering firms, and I'm a fucking faggot who's going to clean up the mess done by aging fucks, all of this because I had a shit upbringing and absent father.

It's not fucking fair.

>>39320753
Well. You could work your way up to nurse practicioner and make some real money. That's what my plan is. May take a while and I could be 30 by the time it happens but at least Ill have lots of money by then. Hopefully the world won't be fucking desolate from climate change or nuclear war once i get there lol.
I could give a fuck what other "successful" people are doing. As long as I have the money to eat healthy, go to the gym, have a car, have internet, and be comfortable I couldnt care less. I just want to be left the fuck alone lol. You shouldn't worry so much. I used to be the same as you. Stop giving a fuck and enjoy your monotany. I guarantee those "successful" people you envy so much have just as much if not WAY more hardship and responsibilities AND stress than you

>>39320269
What job is it anon

>>39320269
Just go and try you moron, you might be able to pull of a few months and get payed for it instead of watching japanese cartoons in your undies

>>39320288
A fluffer

90s sucked fucking dick

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>>39321352
there was nothing better than the 90s. Here's proof.

>>39320258
90s' tech strangely looks comfy. I wish I knew about programming back then.