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>>39321982

>am actually incredibly sick and need weed for medical reasons

Sure OP, "medical reasons".

>>39322165
Oh yes just move to California where it costs 800000 for a one bedroom house

Please talk to me guys, I'm actually really lonely

>>39322006
I am too anon.
What's on your mind

>>39322006
Same anon, we're here for you, dont worry

>>39321908
Because the quality of trendy stuff has decreased.
I mean, a spinning piece of plastic, seriously?

Because the exchange of information and ideas and the "hip new thing" is going faster and faster. By this time next year we'll have a meme start on 4chan, show up on the Ellen show the next morning, and be summarily completely dead by that night.

>>39321908
social media/internet

>>39321868
Yeah normies hype it up because of its violence that they think is "extreme". It's just mainstream zombie media

only girls watch the walking dead

>>39321868
and game of thrones is gratuitous betrayal
can't fathom watching it after a couple seasons

>>39321811
If you're under 25 you still have a chance though.
I mean, there's going to be quite a bit of disappointment in bed because you're an inexperienced virgin, but it's not going to happen on day one. Besides, the girl might get over it if she has feeling for you.

>>39321811
>staring at random womans' body at the street more and more
>uncontrollable urge to hug someone
>skin screaming for touch ever single day

I'm hugging my pillow right now, please end my torment

>>39321902
I'll be 25 in 3 months.

>>39321792
That subreddit and lolcow are all you need to be redpilled on women.

What did she do that offended you? Her mom passed, she really misses her and she's lonely and scared. All she did was reach out for some kind of company. You guys do that for the very same reasons all the time. What did she do that was so wrong?

>>39322003
be a woman. How dare she.

>>39321785
I've heard of something... believe it was called mind mapping(?) where people write down their thoughts and organize them. Last I heard, someone was working on a phone app to help streamline it.

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>>39321897
Thanks anon I'll check it out. I also have a lot of bookmarked websites so I'll have to find a way to list those without forgetting about something I thought was interesting

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Any if you guys keep journals?

>>39321559
No. Imo, you have to be stupid to trust someone with your future.

>>39321559
school counselor only yelled at me for drawing light sabers

none of the specialists I saw during school helped me out very much

I saw councilors, therapists who would give me these dumb tests with shapes, IEP people who would all gang up on me in meetings, I didn't get what the point of it all was and I didn't care

tfw 5 11.75

its not bad desu, my good posture as well as other guys lying about their height makes people guess im 6 1, tell girls im 6 ft

>>39321551
living way above sea level makes this manlet far closer to heaven than all the satan sniffing coastalcucks

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y'know OP, it's not fair on you - most of the guys who get mad at your daily reminders were brought up in broken homes with either an absent or negligent father, so they were never instilled with the sense of identity that comes from learning what it really means to be a man from their dad; so they think your arbitrary definitions are actually legitimate

and since that's exactly the kinda fella who gravitates to this da/r9k/place, you're surrounded by gullible wee lads who will bite on that saucy bait... which means you never get truly challenged, and kinda like how toddlers don't develop muscles when there's no da to wrestle with, you'll never develop an ability to play in the big leagues

well hey champ, i recognise your can-do attitude and think that's just neato - but you should really take this show on the road and try it out in the moar challenging dojos

they say that to me too but im slim and have visible abs. its okay anon, enjoy your food.

>>39321508
Haha. Being fatshamed by a chink.
Should have got that bitch fired anon.

>>39321672
buffets are usually family owned so i don't think OP could've worked that out

>>39321481
People still say normalfag it's just that normie is shorter

>>39321481
Fucking kill yourself you newfag normalfag piece of shit.

Did your dumb ass come from /v/? Can this meme die already? Normie was a word used by a cult to describe people outside of it, no one uses the word normie because they don't want to type fag.

Yeah, cause this is the place that would be full of bulls

Moron

>>39321407
r9k is full of normies now so it's not that unlikely

>>39321398
>4chan virgin board
>Good place to ask people about their bull experiences

??

>>39321388
a cat robot would be better than a regular cat

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Yes. It is Caturday.

>>39321408
It would not need food

>roasties getting what they deserve

I don't see anything wrong with this

>>39321369
>tfw this is probably just some crusty antisocial with a prison record and not a charming handsome Chad with mommy issues

>>39321472
>crusty antisocial with a prison record
Nope we dont need to kill women its probably a chan.

lol i fug

Pumpkin Diarrhea

>>39321147
BangingReiAyanami