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How much sex do girls have in college?
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>>36543127
literally every day
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>>36543164
Idk man sometimes they get diarrhea.
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>>36543127
More than the entire population of r9k has in a lifetime. And that's just in one week.
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a girl asked me to go to mcdonald's with her tomorrow, I thought she was joking and said yes but it turned out to be serious.
What do?
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>>36543107
Make her take you somewhere nicer. If she balks at paying, walk. Smile.
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>>36543107
well go to mcdonalds with her. or is there something we should know ?
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>>36543295
yes op is a homersexual
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>this guy is a rapist pedo who ran off with a kid
>he has a full hairline
>I'm a nice person who couldn't even hurt a fly
>my hairline is gone at 22
What the fuck. There's definitely no god. If there was I wouldn't be suffering more than everyone else who is more evil than me.
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>>36543076
I hope you aren't talking about the guy in your pic, because he does not have a nice hairline
he's balding
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>>36543076
>there is no god because of my petty inadequacies
Maybe you deserve all the bad things that happen to you because you were bad in a past life.
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>>36543138
We'll you know what I mean. He's in his 50s and his hair is definitely not what you're average person would call balding
>>36543146
Good things happen to bad people. No god.
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>Dropped out of high school
Is there any point to keep going after this?
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Get your GED and go to a trade school.
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>>36543063
Get a ged go to community college and then transfer to a university after 2 years if you want to go to uni
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>>36543063
Yeah. If you haven't done so already, get your GED like the other anons have suggested.
What do people actually spend money on? I have accumulated loads of money by being thrifty on a low paid job, yet normies moan about "living on the edge" and shit. I'm glad because it means the economy grinds on without me, but I wonder how I'm the only one who can get rich on a bad job.
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>>36543014
clothes, drugs, alcohol and takeaway.
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Every faggot I've ever heard complain about money that doesn't have a family is addicted to cigarettes.
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>>36543014
Besides rent, car, and basic life needs, usually friends and family. No point in buying useless furniture or pointless collectibles. I pirate all my digital entertainment and usually hit up a bar once a week with friends.
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Daily reminder Chad eats pizza while you starve yourself and wear panties
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I don't wear pantiesbecause too afraid to buy them, even on amazon
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Why do robots cross dress? Are they all just seceretly gay or what?
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Theres a chad eatting pizza at Alki beach IN MY TOWN.
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Hello you fucking normies, I'm bored as h*ck and would like something interesting to do, like a nice game or anime. Can any of you help me?
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>>36542980
i want to eat wendy's red snatch and tongue her ass
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>>36542980
This is not a request board.
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>>36543043
This board has no topic in particular, meaning I can make requests if I want to. Go back to your "Fembots, _____" threads
where are you?
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sad life
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78 but i'm a KHV and i don't have any friends.
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>>36542936
scored 20
not too bad i guess
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>>36542936
Worse than I expected honestly.
What was her major malfunction?Roastie syndrome?
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>>36542932
Autism, it's mentioned that she can't control the volume/tone of her voice several times.
Additionally, Emi best girl and everyone else is shit taste.
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>>36542932
She had a dick.
Mah drillz
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>>36542969
I want to have analsex with Emi
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How does it feel t know that men of color have had more ptp than you pathetic wite bois
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>>36542910
I like her hairstyle, now go back to >>/pol/, OP
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>>36542957
that's literally the signature tranny hairstyle
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Newfag here. What's ptp?
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Would you date a girl who has fucked a dog?
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>>36542881
at least she didn't fuck a nigger
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>>36542913
b-but
she did
multiple times
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>>36542881
In the ass? Like that one song.
Dig
Bury me
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I wish she would take me up to the highest point in the sky
when I become too heavy for her she will drop me. will she save me or let me die
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>>36542779
she's a crow, crows are evil
you're dead
>caw
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>>36542779
rem? is that you?
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>>36542839
lol im not that mentally ill faggot
hope he dies
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Chad wants you to pass edition
>YOOOO, it's anon! I saw you at a party last semester, right?
>How's classes, anon? Keeping your grades up?
>You get around to talking to her yet, haha?
>But seriously, how's this semester been going for you, bro? We're almost done for the year man, isn't that lit!!
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I know there's a lot of UMD college park anons here, hows the fire affecting you?
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>>36542753
oh...c-chad-kun... sorry.. i just haven't been feeling myself lately...
i don't think i'm doing so well in school...
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>>36542850
>Oh no bro, why not? I don't have football practice for a while so we could talk about it, let it out man!
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Ugh, it's literally that easy guys, why don't you have a gf yet???
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>pretend to be my dead father in a grave yard
At first I thought she was just an airhead roastie but now idk
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>>36542751
>bend your back over and impress me and I may give you short term access to my vagina that I may revoke at any time
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>>36542770
Shes making a joke referencing phantom of the operaall the stuff she talks about was shit the phantom did
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my oneitis is anorexically thin, am i weird?
also: we madeeye contactlast week
oh and: weengaged in conversationtoo
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Feed her ;)
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>>36542725
>the girl I like has a mental disorder
Okay, glad you can see past that and are still attracted to her
>am i weird
What? Who cares? If everybody replied with yes your weird what would that achieve?
I'm happy about the eye contact and conversation, that's literally the only thing that matters in your post. What did you talk about? Did she seem interested in you?
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I don't like to encourage thinspo, but she's /effay/.
Tbh.