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>ywn attend a soviet pioneer camp in the 80's
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>>36544684
loved this vn until he started spoilermessing around with the 14 year old
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>>36544705
spoilerhe never has sex with her or anything like that
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Before you could be pioneer you had to be spark.
Ye im old.
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>your age
>age you lost your virginity
>the last time you had sex
You aren't a virgin are you?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12824523
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>>36544647
>21
>17
>19
I regret it honestly. I wish i was still a virgin.
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>25
>25
>25
I'm not sure if I was always gay or just turned gay out of loneliness.
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>>36544647
If I answer your shitty poll will you gib sauce?
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So apparently someone bought Chris Chan's 25 K shirt and bidding is closed. Discuss.
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He's probably maxing out credit cards on DLC for games he does not even own already assuming he'll get the money.
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>>36544556
Either its fake and payment won't go through or be canceled, or its actually legit and chris will be back at the same point in 6 months.
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He probably kidnapped a small child and the eBay auction is just a cover up for payment.
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>be in library
>see computing student leave his computer to go get something
>go over and change a 0 to a 1 randomly
get fucked normie
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deliciously devilish
well played, anon
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>>36544519
lol wat the fuck dude
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>>36544519
>go into uni bathrooms
>hear somone pooping
>switch lights off as i leave
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>be me
>20
>recently got fit so feel like Chad in training
>meet girl
>friends all say she's at least 8.5/10
>fuckin great body, ass looks like a basketball cut in half
>turns out she has a fucking baby
>no used goods for me roastie
>friends still try to message her on facebook and talk to her
>she turns them down hard kek
>at that time I was in love with some tinder slut (7/10 but really cute) who never even wanted to meet me because im going to boot camp soon and she said she was going to fall in love with me or some bullshit
>first girl messages me all the time and I give shitty one word replies because I dont want tinder slut to find out
>tell her i have a gf so she doesn't think im a complete dick
>tinder slut knows baby bitch wants my dick because of a normiebook picture with both of us together
>tinder slut tells me I cant talk to her but still wont be my gf
>eventually stop being obsessed with tinder slut and begin exploring my options...
>baby bitch messages me and asks for a ride home from somewhere
>we go downtown and hang out
>can feel spaghetti dripping out of my pockets
>hold hands with baby bitch (first time ive ever held hands with a girl)
>we go back to my car and I drive her home
>get there and we just talk for a bit.... she says "well I guess ill just give you a hug then"
>oh fuck i was supposed to kiss her?
>say fuck it because its just some roastie and grab her by the neck and we start making out
>first time I kissed a girl
>put my hand on her thigh and we keep going
>she pulls away eventually
>next day says that if we're going to have sex I need to be her bf
fuck i dont want to have a gf with a fucking kid. my family would fucking kill me if I brought some used up whore home.
what do i do robros? I dont want to be a virgin anymore but I dont want her to be my gf. how do I convince her to be my fuck buddy?
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>>36544518
Agree to the relationship and then hit it and quit it bud. Being fuck buddies won't work because she got knocked up and left once and she doesn't want it to happen again. She's trying to lock you down for double income.
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normie issues: the thread
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Do Not Do It
She's running out of time to find a man that'll be there for her and her son, that's why she's trying to lure you into commitment using sex
The second you agree to this, you are agreeing to be her baby daddy. She knows how much you want it and even a fuck buddy relationship she will know how to manipulate in her favor
Keep going, OP. You can do better than this, this isn't your last shot. Keep meeting qts and see what happens
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I'm going to the neighborhood WM, what should I get?
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a life
(original now)
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>>36544504
Last, that place actually costs the tax payer to exist. Stop funding the corporate jew
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>>36544504
Lube and cucumber.
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I dont want to live anymore. i keep crying
i dont want to live, i wont feel emotional pain anymore. it hurts so bad
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>>36544501
rem! I was worried about you, I hope the pain goes away, it's a rough journey but you'll get over it, trust in yourself!
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>>36544501
Should have put more effort into others douchebag
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>>36544677
I dont need to, fuck off.
I will beg and cry for aya and let him make his decision if he wants me. if he doesnt then ill just die like you guys want me to. im not going to be mad because ayas a good person and Im a selfish piece of shit
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>tfw high as fuck and on anti anxiety meds for two days straight
Literally no harmful or intrusive thoughts for FOURTY EIGHT fucking hours and counting. God damn I feel good /r9k/. Post best case scenarios.
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Not yet.
You'll come down again.
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Enjoy your benzo addiction
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try not to kys when it wears off
you'll feel 200 percent worse
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>got a beautiful cute intelligent gf idk how
>she wants to suck my dick
>explain her that I consider that act as something gross and inhuman and degrading
>then she explains me that she has been a "good" girl all her life and she tought I was a degenerate loser that's why she became my girlfriend
>just to break his good girl act and be a slut
>tfw my perfect girl wants to be a slut and probably doesn't even care about the relationship
I'm off this ride there are no pure girls only kids can be pure.
Fuck sluts
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Wait, you don't want a blowjob anon?
That seems kinda weird to me.
Sorry about your shitty gf though.
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>implying you don't want a loyal cock-hungry slave gf
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>>36544494
you wouldn't like that your definition of perfect woman turned out to be a cock hungry slut
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Jogging is really satisfying, you should try it.
I'm straight but it makes me figure lithe enough that I get a boner looking in the mirror when I don't have a shirt on.
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>>36544438
>TIL of the word lithe and it's meaning
Thanks op
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>jog 3 times a week
>bodyshape and weight haven't changed at all
I'm fitter than I've ever been my entire life and I still look disgusting.
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>Used to jog and do squats
>Was anal about using proper form and not overdoing it because I wanted to avoid injuries
>Frequently iced my joints if anything felt slightly amiss, would take extra rest days as necessary
>Have absolute shit knee genetics
>End up hurting one knee while exercising, go on crutches
>Shifting weight onto the other leg all the time fucked up my other knee
>Been in a wheelchair for over a month now
Never again. I'm so jealous of fucking chads that can run all the time and be fine.
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Why do normies love the gym so much?
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>>36544418
they need to keep busy so they don't become a degenerate like all of us
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I go to the gym.
Doesnt mean i cant be a degenerate tho
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I love the gym, having a shredded body helps make up for my autism.
Btw, if I fuck stacy sluts can I still be a robot?
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>she read my fucking message without replying a g a i n
dropped
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>>36544326
Get over it fgt
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>>36544326
At least she read your message at all you fucking faggot
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I KNOW THAT FEEL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>dreamed about him
>AGAlN
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>>36544272
>>dreamed about him
are you gay? is he straight or gay crush?
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>>36544272
stop being gay
origgy
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>>36544272
a gay post about men dreaming of other men on r9k?
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I have 15 bucks left in my bank account, and 75 bucks in a betting website that I can't cash out unless I get to 100 bucks.
If I don't win a set of bets today, I won't be able to buy food tomorrow (parents cut me off, no friends).
What the hell am I supposed to do? I don't have a job either
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>betting website
are you addicted to gambling?
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>>36544354
No, I started gambling 2 weeks ago because I realized I have no income and I'm out of options.
I put in 50 dollars and after a couple weeks of smart plays Im at 75 but it's nowhere near enough to feed me at this rate, and I got lucky a few times
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>What the hell am I supposed to do? I don't have a job either
Get a fucking job
can someone chat with me off this site, I need advice. please at least be 18. thanks
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Wuts ur steam
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here, i'm at work but i'll be available on it.
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>>36544440
if you can't find me you can probably look up "socialbeast"