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Guess who fucks her
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>>36546694
not you
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>>36546751
BTFO
Wont recover from this
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>>36546694
her dog
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>struggle with anxiety all life, but recently got help
>feel brave
>ask a nice weaabo girl out for my first date ever
>she says yes
>meet her, and things going well. New date being planned
>hyped all week for second date
>ask her how shes doing
>she tells how she wants to bring a friend along with her
>apparently she thought we were just hanging out as friends
do i give up dating
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>>36546667
>apparently she thought we were just hanging out as friends
I think she's just saying that mate. Might want to move on..
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I mean i already give up dating her, but the rejection is just too much
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Give up on her, but keep trying if you want to. Please don't tell her that you thought you were dating her
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king of the hill 2017-04-25 07:20:47 Post No.36546658
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king of the hill
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ITT: we simply make people react.
HAVE YOUR GUNS READY
RALLY ROUND THE FLAG; POCKETS FULL OF SHECKLES
who will come out on top? ME!
Pic related: I am the KING OF THE HILL
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c'mon u sobby slobs
c'mon, c'mon u'll get destroit
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I am doon my champion dance
I got my tap dancing shoes on
I take dance side to side, Ariana grande lookin' straight at my naked asshole
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>>36546728
what the fuck kinda autism is this op?
>asian bois will never truly get the 8/10 or above asian women
L M A O
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>>36546633
asian boys are the 8/10+ women.
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BLEACHED
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>tfw you're just a practice gf (female)
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post feet dumb female or get out
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At least you get to be used by someone.
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>tfw you fell in love with your practice gf
Sometimes im not even sure what to do anymore
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Fembots, why don't you save robots by giving them the motivation needed to try and succeed in life? Boys are very easily motivated, it can be as easy as telling them to try their very best. If it doesn't seem worth your time, keep in mind that they would probably be more than happy to buy you figurines or cute things with their wages, since it's all thanks to you after all.
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Girls don't want to be a cheerleader
We want to be the hero of our own story
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Cheer yourselves boys, you are real men.
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>>36546576
What story are you a hero of? The one where you're a useless NEET or a worthless roastie whore?
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>Join an r9k discord a few weeks back.
>Lurk a bit, then start joining in on banter, decent enough group of dudes to shoot the shit with, play some crappy games with, the works.
>Get to PM'ing with this one guy, very polite and well spoken, always has something interesting to talk about, makes me laugh often.
>Eventually join voicechat to play games with him.
>Female sounding voice.
>Whatever it's probably a femboy, who gives a fuck.
>Have fun stomping pubs, eventually berate "him" for not healing me properly.
>Stutters and fumbles like mad, probably dropping spaghetti all over the place, healing gets even worse.
>After the match leave voice to listen to some tunes, we keep talking in PMs.
>Mentions "he" got horny from being berated and bullied.
>Confesses that "he" is actually a "she" and sends me pics.
>Flat chest and roastie.
>Log off and ignore her for the past week or so.
I can't do it, I don't want to end up with a flatchested roastie and I don't want to be "friends" with a roastie who's thirsty for my dick. Sending me nudes out of the fucking blue is also a red flag like no other. Am I wrong for not being comfortable hanging out with her anymore?
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>>36546554
Sending nudes out of the blue shows that she is a whore. Drop her like the trash she is
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>>36546554
>yfw women are so shit that when a guy turns out to be a woman it's a problem
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Btw, tits are awesome in all shapes and sizes. They just have to be pretty.
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>bet fat and awkward
>spend every day, almost all day, on /r9k/, sometimes even responding to my own posts out of loneliness
>became temporarily prison gay as a way to cope with loneliness on /r9k/
>old high school DnD friends invite me to game night
>go and it's all couples, even the nastiest neckbeard in the group has a girlfriend
>there's a single girl there, cute and asian
>seems really enthusiastic to talk to me
>I fumble with my words and she notices
>laughs and tells me it's ok
>puts her hand on mine
>by the end of the night she gives me her number and said if I ever wanted to talk don't hesitate
>she texts me the next day
>asked neckbeard high school friend for my number
>she wants to hang out
>"sure we can go to game night together"
>"no, anon, i don't really feel like going. i wanted to do something with you instead"
>we plan to see Kong: Skull Island
>after we go to a place nearby for food
>she insists that we get a huge appetizer because she's hungry "and you must be starving too" after I ate a medium popcorn and drank a whole soda by myself
>not hungry but oblige
>she keeps insisting i should eat more, smiling, reaching out and taking my hand
>by the time my meal comes i feel like im bursting at the seams
>she's extremely happy and asks if she can come back home with me
>panic
>all of my JoJo figures are still out, my dirty clothes are everywhere, and my collection of manga and comics i still need to read are still next to my bed
>say "ok" and we go back to my place
>she asks if she can sleep over
>"ok"
>asks if im hungry and if I want some ice cream
>"uh...sure"
>we go to the store and get two pints of Ben & Jerry's (Everything But The..., and Cherry Garcia)
>go back home and we cuddle on my bed to watch movies
>she asks if she can feed me the ice cream
>i hesitate and say "OK" because i really dont know what to do
>she giggles and begins spooning ice cream into my mouth
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>before I realize what's going on, I finished the first pint and she's moved onto the next
>she hasnt had any ice cream, she's giving it all to me
>suddenly she sets the ice cream down, straddles me in bed, and grabs the ice cream again
>she's grinding up against me while feeding me Cherry Garcia
>tell her im full and i cant eat anymore
>she giggles, puts the ice cream down, and we start making out
>she holds my hand through the whole thing and i lose my virginity to her, laying on top of her as she tells me to put all my weight on her
>start to realize what's going on
>after sex she confesses that she's into big guys and wants to be in a relationship with me
>i tell her I want to be with her too
>a week goes by, and i haven't visited /r9k/ once
>we always go out together, and then have sex that almost always involves food
>she tells me she has a feeding fetish and wants to know if im ok with that
>tell her not really, ive been trying to lose weight
>she breaks up with me the next day
>two days later she's with a different big guy
ok, so for the first time in my life, im actually contemplating suicide. someone fucking help me. i feel like i was just raped. emotionally manipulated, tricked into a relationship, and then got completely fucked over.
i'm numb
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>>36546544
Dude you lost the v card. tick it in the checklist and move on. Being in a relationship is not the default state to exist in.
DnD is better anyways
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I genuinely feel bad for you.
>she confesses that she's into big guys
For her.
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What was highschool like for you? 2017-04-25 07:15:22 Post No.36546538
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What was highschool like for you?
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Post blogs, unwarranted self-pity, and general bitter, juvenile complaining.
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I had a group of "friends" who I learned on graduation night that they weren't my friends but were too "nice" to tell me to fuck off, which explains why they never invited me anywhere. Other than that I was a good student and invisible to everybody else
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>>36546563
>who I learned on graduation night that they weren't my friends but were too "nice" to tell me to fuck off
That's sounds actually pretty decent of them for adolescents. I can't imagine having been tolerated like that by anybody. People made it very clear that I wasn't wanted or respected
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Constantly beaten by the guys and psychologically tortured by the girls. Made friends with a Chad that lasts for 15 years now. That's about it.
I'm 25 now, still KHV. All I want to do from here on is wait for death to claim me.
>2017
>not being a cuckold
Honestly, why?
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>>36546524
>2017
>not killing yourself
Honestly, why?
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I don't know these other guys are stupid, I get to watch two amazing people have sex in front of me and I even get to dress up like a girl to get fucked with my girl
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What are you talking about? I am. It' truly the fetish of the thinking man.
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>19 year old on donor list for lung transplant
>doctors find weed in his system
>deny transplant after this
>weed is literally the only known cure for cancer
>doctor tells the kid "I hope your affairs are in order, because you're going to die" as he sits there crying
Holy fuck why are people so stupid. Why are people hating against weed so much? It's literally a cure to like 500+ diseases I'd want some fucking weed too if I had cancer. But alcohol is okay right.
In my 25 years of a horrible existence weed is the ONLY thing that's ever made me not suicidal. The only thing.
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>>36546445
i was happy when i saw this in the news today. based doctor denying a lung to some stupid ganja gremlin. if your dumb enough to get high and ruin your lungs from daily pot smoking, fucking deal witht he consequences. you dont deserve new lungs.
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>>36546445
>It's literally a cure to like 500+ diseases
This is debatable. There's studies that say it helps cure diseases and other studies that say it does more harm than good.
>weed is the ONLY thing that's ever made me not suicidal
Sounds like an addiction to me. Are you saying you'd kill yourself without weed?
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>>36546445
>It's literally a cure to like 500+ diseases
Does this have any merit, or is this bullshit that dudeweedlmaos consistently spout?
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>tfw you have podcasts playing in your ears literally 24/7 so you can pretend you have friends
Anyone else?
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What podcasts you listen to, lad?
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>>36546439
I like drunken peasants bill burr and joe rogan on that order
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>>36547032
Oh wow I have the exact same taste. Those are the main ones I listen to.
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alright robots, youre bored, you wanna chat and have some fun while watching comfy movies and listen to music or whatever? join us for a cozy ride into the night. were starting with zathura and then whatever is voted on, join the fun make suggestions and vote, no need to be alone and bored when you dont need to.
We're watching The Nice Guys
https://www.rabb.it/CozyRobotRoom
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bump to spend comfy time with robots
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second for traps aren't gay
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Just had ANOTHER dream where I had a gf. Fuck my brain teasing me. Hopefully I'll have one in the afterlife.
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>>36546376
just smoke weed constantly. No more shitty dreams reminding you of what life could be. Makes anime more enjoyable too.
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>>36546376
Maybe you should push yourself and attempt a shot at getting a girlfriend, anon. Why wait? I've confidence in you.
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>>36546407
I have no clue where I would get weed.
>>36546430
Not sure where I would find one. I do have an account on Okc (I've actually gotten 18 likes by girls) but I'm not really into anyone on there.
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Guy that was sectioned for having a psychotic episode here.
Just been transferred to a mental institution. Can only get internet in the yard, so here i am.
Please talk to me everyone here is crazy but not in a robot kind of way but actually scary crazy.
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>>36546375
>they let you keep your phone
that's new
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>>36546388
They let me keep mine when I was admitted as well. It's not so new.
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I can take photos of the inside but can't post them until i come back out and it's a massive hassle
>>36546388
Everyone here seems to have phones. If you're suicidal they take your belt and shoes off but not phone. I mean what are you gonna do with it?