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>tfw i browse every board
>tfw i know ever meme & reference
>tfw god of 4chan
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>>36554276
Oh yeah then what's the significance of this very old and common meme?
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i wonder if moot still browses here. he is the god of 4chan.
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>>36554276
But still can't get in the tower. Btfo, I'm going to the tower

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Has anyone here ever been homeless before? I'm thinking of running away. I live in a small town and it's creepy as fuck and my life is hell. I feel like I'm being stalked or something by my neighbors and everyone in the town is ganging up on me. I think one of my neighbors even had my phone number despite me never even talking to them and they all act creepy as fuck and they creep around my yard and stuff.

I need to be in a big city. I can't live in a small town I'm not built for it and the people out here are fucking freaks. I don't think they'll do anything dangerous and if they did I'd kill them in self defense but I can tell everyone here is ganging up on me. I don't know why I'm just naturally a victim so that's probably the only reason but I have to LEAVE NOW.

I'll do anything. Shelters. Cramming Mexicans into an apartment. Tent. Van. I don't fucking care I need to leave this hell. This lonely isolating cold hell.

I'll do anything when I'm there to stop myself from going back. Kill, steal, sell drugs, join gangs, victimize. I don't fucking care. I just can't be in a small town.
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>>36554260
I don't have any advice for you, but I'll bump so someone who could help you may see this
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>>36554260
You have schizophrenia. Tell your family you need help.
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>>36554965
I don't think that people are killing me or poisoning my water I mean my neighbors snoop through my yard I've seen them and so have my friends and one time I got a text saying "this is dawn text my new number" and that's my neighbors name. I have no clue how she got my number I never talked to her once and every single person here treats me like shit.

Stop diagnosing people over the internet retard

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I'm tired of weak willed sacks of shit who refuse to take responsibility for their lives. My belief is if something happens to you, you deserve it. If you get money, you deserve it. If you're popular, you deserve it. If you win something, you deserve it. If you're a friendless virgin loser, you deserve it. If you get bullied, you deserve it. If you are cheated on, you deserve it. If you get molested or raped, you deserve it.

The first step to success is to learn to take responsibility instead of blaming the world for your problems. Stop being a little bitch and take action.
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>what is determinism
>what is just world fallacy
You got a long way to go, brainlet.
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>>36554232
so if you got robbed at gunpoint, you deserve it?
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>>36554232
fuck u u simple fuck, quoting some retarded self help guru, y don't u eat shit n die

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With the amount of mental illness talk here i figure some of you must have borderline personality disorder. I'm becoming more and more concerned that i have it myself and i wanted to know how you guys felt and how you behaved before you got diagnosed.
I was diagnosed with severe depression and anxiety both general and social myself,even aspergers, but none of the pills did anything except make me sleepy and no matter how hard i try the behavioral therapy goes out the window when i start getting the negative feelings welling up.
My concern is based on the fact that i have mood swings every day to a strong degree and lately it's been getting even worse. I've been doing impulsive shit like abusing leftover meds and binge eating and drinking with no regard for myself and being fine with it one day and being suicidal over it the next. Most people don't notice my lack of emotional control because i don't say much but when i talk with people online these problems come out to an extreme degree. I pick fights with close friends over the most minor shit and feel like i have no control
Even if BPD isn't the problem and i'm barking up the wrong tree like every other time that i feel like something else is wrong with me i just want to find a way to feel better, any way. the closest i've come to feeling ok in years was a couple weeks ago when i threw back some benzos
I want help more than anything right now but by tomorrow morning i could decide that i'm fine. I know i'm rambling and this is getting off topic but i have literally nowhere else to turn at this point without being seen as too fucked up to deal with
Since you might have missed it or forgotten by now i'd like to here your experiences with BPD

Pic related:it reminds me of my moodswings
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I know exactly what you mean.
If you can avoid a good psych maybe give it a shot, but I gotta say, you seem like you're looking for a magical pill that doesn't exist.
Print the OP out and show it to your psych, not even kidding it's probably your best bet.
Desudesu sounds like bipolar and/or OCD and/or BPD
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People with BPD are the scum of the earth and should really, unironically, kill themselves. They're not even human.
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>>36554274
half the people here are unironically as fucked up as people that i met in the psych hospital, so have fun with like half the board dead

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anyone else got sebaceous cysts?
>pic isn't me, i'm not posting my sack
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I have one on my jaw. It doesn't look like that though, it's barely noticeable
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No, and thank god
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only two and they're much smaller than the ones in the pic

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Hey dudes, don't eat meat, you will die.
Meat is bad. Go vegan.
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>>36554132
>you will die
that's the idea
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I'm going to purchase and consume an entire pepperoni pizza.
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>>36554132
but i want to die. so by that logic meat is good. so fuck you and your vegetables, faggot.

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Any luck with this lads?
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this is pretty good

p90x 2 is better though
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>>36554107
Skip the yoga days and it's god tier. Dont fall for the stretch meme, just warm up
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>>36554634
What about skipping kenpo and plyometrics?

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If you looked like this and had zero friends, what would you do?
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The same thing I do now.
I'm on par with a feral child socially.
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continue being a weirdo with zero friends because thats what I like doing?
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DownIoad Tinder.

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Whh did I have to be ugly?
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>>36554024
It's really not the end of the world, once you get out of high school you just get used to it. It only sucks in certain situations but if you're wise you'll avoid the type of environments where being ugly will fuck you over. I mean it fucks your over everywhere, but it's not as overt if you avoid night clubs or parties or festivals or bars. Still can be fun sometimes but just realize in the end everyone else will be getting laid and coupling up and you'll be left out 99% of the time, the other 1% if when you end up with some equally ugly chick, but you'll both know the truth
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feel you my man.
origiinal
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>>36554081
But I got out of high school 4 years ago

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>you will never experience teen love
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>you will never experience love
>at all
at least when you're a teenager you've got a ton of other betas to keep you company
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>>36553987
It seemed awkward then and it still does now.

>go place s with your gf
>everyone knows you're a fucking kids and daddy is paying for everything - even if you have a part time job.
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>>36553987
it feels bad kfkdf

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Lets be honest here, he absolutely deserved to be shamed LMAO!
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>>36553980
this is so painful for me to watch that I've only seen bits n pieces of it, the cringe is too powerful for me
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>>36553980
He at least got a hug from a qt girl which is more you can say about most robots
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>>36553980
It woulda been alpha as fuck it he could dance

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WHY THE FUCK DO NORMIES DO THIS SHIT GOD FUCKING REEEEEE
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If you are a male DO NOT ACT LIKE AN ANIME CHARACTER IN REAL LIFE! 'cute anime character' mannerisms do not translate well into real life. Keep good posture, keep your mouth closed when you're not talking, and don't hand your hands in your long sleeves like your Larry Butz or some cute character.
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I want to punch this faggot in the face so hard that his glasses bend inwards and slice his face open
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Thats Drew Phillips he's just doing it ironically

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Post your ideal mobile home.
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>>36553853
>Post your ideal mobile home.
You can have any size mobile home, any amount of luxury, and you choose this? Really?
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>>36553877
Smaller is comfier and I am also a bit agoraphobic. I like the idea of being in a really small space 24/7.
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looking at this and all I can imagine is a skit from a shitty black comedy where the antiheroes just push a faggot living in this thing off a cliff.

How can you guys be happy while being a NEET? I took this semester off to help out my family and to find a job. I still haven't found a job but doing nothing at home is making me crazy. I have REALLY bad anxiety by doing nothing. I am not even robot and I hang with friend often. REEEEEEE
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Take up smoking weed (and Nioh). I beat the fucking shit out of some other autistic retard at nioh clan battles this week high as fuck and im about to do it again.
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Hobbies.
They're not just a meme.
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>>36553830
Get a job at a warehouse. I work full time at one and I get decent pay (13/hour for basically putting boxes on pallets) and health/paid holiday benefits. I only work 4 days, 10 hours each, and get 3 off each week to play vidya and shitpost all day, though I usually end up working overtime to get extra money.

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Guys, did Louis help himself in the end? Did he open the door and spread his wings like a butterfly coming to life?

https://youtu.be/q5AkBBQWZR4
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>>36553781
No he's just forbidden access to a computer.
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>>36553818
well that's reassuring since I would feel terrible if someone was able to succeed in breaking through the misery.
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>>36553781
his parents were stupid bastards who should've helped him by supporting his lifestyle instead of breaking down his door

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