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>I'm a NEET loser in my parents eyes
No, you don't even know the definition of NEET you mongrel. Now get the fuck off my board.

>>36560059
they think im just as bad as you normies on r9k

>go to school full-time
>have part-time job and a few writing contracts
>not saving up for my own place
>have zero intention of moving out of mummy's attic until I graduate
>just got out of a long-term relationship
>blatantly spend the majority of my income on overseas trips

>tell mummy I might move out in January, after I come back from a RTW trip that'll last from June until the New Year
>"Why do you want to waste your money on an apartment? We live fifteen minutes from University."
>"Are you sure?"
>"I stayed with my parents until I got both of my masters'; just make sure you finish soon. It's been long enough"

I feel blessed for a white man, considering our people's bizarre tendency to throw their children out shortly after they turn eighteen.

My ex-girlfriend is Indian. She graduated university in 2014, is halfway done with an MBA, and works for a large corporation. I think her salary is around $80,000 per year and she's almost 24 years old.

Still lives with her parents, who don't even want her to move out unless she gets a good job offer elsewhere. Couple of my close friends are brown (albeit not Indian) and 26 and 27 years old, respectively. Same deal - parents want them around to help and show off and flipped shit when one went to med school and the other took a position overseas.

White people are the worst.

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>>36560000
W I T N E S S E D
Also, where is the "I don't listen to Radiohead" option?

>>36560000
This felt awkwardly satisfying to create.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12828390

>>36560000
http://www.strawpoll.me/12828392
Are they?

>>36559951
>tfw no kate bush goddess gf

>>36560387

>tfw find out about her in 2016
>tfw she's old and gross now

Why can't they stay beautiful forever. Its sad. Why does everything decay. REEEEE.

>>36559951
Kate still looks good today fuck off

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>>36559916
It didn't help me. I actually started after seeing pic related of my waifu. It made me realize 90% of things in the media are hopelessly altered, and im barely even getting off to real women

The idea that nofap raises testosterone is mostly pseudoscience though

That being said, nofap definitely benefits some people. If you're addicted to masturbating to the point where it interferes with your daily life, then nofap is the way to go

Your mileage may vary OP

>>36559916
I don't need nofap when i can just finger my ass and get off.

I wish I could do it but I haven't even lasted a day..I tried today but
>be on computer
>wonder who's on Chaturbate
>Log on
>Milf is doing anal with dildo
>Poop on dildo
>Dick is diamonds
I couldn't help myself

>>36559808
No. She's old and annoying.

Ooga booga Leonard, ooga booga. Did you know back in Texas we lynched niggers

*audience laughs*

Bazooka

I've only talked to my grandmothers like 5 times each in my entire life and I'm 21 years old.

>>36559762
Literally just sped up songs a la chipmunks. Less creative than Vaporwave.

>>36559762
nightcore is only used in 11-year olds' wolf drawing compilations and to bypass automatic muting on youtube
you are gay anon

>>36559863
but im a girl? wtf xD

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>>36559752
>want to go out to smoke a rain
>it's blunting

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>want to smoke a blunt
>no weed
>only dabs
>don't want lung lock

>want to go blunt to out a rain
>it's smoking

>>36559725
well anon, continue

>>36559767
Thisss
Origiorio

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>I start to get bits and pieces about her past
>Little scraps of story here and there
>Her parents split when she was little, and she bounces between households
>Her dad was abusive and she resented him
>She grew up dirt poor and barely had enough food to survive most of the time
>I start archiving all of the things I learn about her and commit them to memory
>Start talking to my other friends a little bit less, getting offline earlier each month to talk to her
>Friends comment about how I'm always texting in our League of Legends games
>Ignore the heckling a bit and enjoy the butterflies in my stomach I get from talking to Arica
>When I compliment her now she still is a little bit reluctant to encourage me, but I can tell she appreciates it
>She makes vaguely suggestive comments occasionally and I find out she's pretty open about her sexuality
>Fucking awesome
>We're two to three months in by now and we don't skip a beat
>We both enjoy texting eachother when we're bored, horny, hungry or whatever
>Basically my entire days are spent just texting her
>No topic is off limits either, this girl is a fucking legend and does not give a shit about topic boundaries
>We've had full scale discussions of our sex lives (Mine being nonexistant, and hers being limited to her previous ex)
>Interestingly, she initiates most of the conversations about sex, and I just kinda awkwardly go along
>Don't wanna scare her off, not sure if she's coming on to me or if she's just this way around her friends
>Assume the latter (safe assumption)
>Enjoy every second of her backing me into conversational corners and forcing me to answer questions about my perversions
>We frequently will "Play a game of questions" which is literally just asking whatever comes to mind
>Truth or dare, but with no off limits topics or backing out essentially.
>I find out muuuch more about her through our games as time goes on

>>36559722
I'd find that to be a good thing. I think my purity is my best trait.

what's the purity test?

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Tfw 100, don't worry anon God loves us

who the fuck are you calling white? the dick in your ass doesn't make you half black y'know.

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>>36559592
I do'nt drink.
arigonal.

Uh I'm not white you trash sluts, whites are the minority in r9k

You're not alone buddy, it's all of us

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>>36559589
It's either that the girls dont date at all or they have fucked 10 chads already

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>>36559589
you've just described 90% of this board

congratulations

>>36559519
Mine is weird. I'm insecure that I only have one good feature. People only ever comment on my smile. Every single day it's the same shit about how pretty my smile/teeth are. At first it was cool but after years of people only noticing one thing it makes you wonder if that's the only thing worth noticing.

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I hate looking at myself because I'm completely insecure about everything. My biggest insecurity though might be my eyes.

>>36560592
Are you insecure or just ugly? I am very secure in the fact that I look like shit.

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>>36559514
This is one of my favorite reaction images, but I absolutely adore "What did he mean by this?" as a text reaction.

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This one? He's Rich Evans from Red Letter Media.

>>36559636
That's it, perfect, thanks anon. Its going to be my new phone wallpaper.

>>36559501
I hope your elephant heart explodes.

>>36559501
HAHAHAHA

Just stop it, you fat cunt.

Bin that food next time. Don't stare it. Literally trash it on the floor and stamp on it and dump it into the outside trash.

And continue doing that until the pain of anticipating wasting money overwrites your fat fuck hunger.

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>>36559527

fuck you i asked for advice thanks for being useless

>>36559539

there has to be another way. i cant do that i dont like to waste food like that. dont tell me to exercise either. how can i lose weight without exercising and eating my favorite food?

18 year old NEET who joins a lot of discords.
Like, a lot of them.

sage plz
originalioioioioio.

>>36559489
a good guy in your shitty server