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Alright you NEETS im tired of being a wage cuck. How can I quit my job and transition into the glorious NEET lifestyle? I don't have any parents or relatives to live off of and I live alone. I think living off the government would be the only way to do it but how would I go about doing that? How do you guys pay for rent, food, internet, etc?
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>>36562549
Why are you saying this to me? So strange. Please explain
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>>36562549
>no relatives to live with
good luck trying to neet it up
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>>36562601
I could say the same to you.
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>tfw no infirmarer bf
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>>36562535
Hi OP you never responded to me. I just wanted to know why you always make these threads desu.
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>>36562535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yh3EgD3_xuY
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>tfw no p2p bf
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whats some good anime? i feel like i've seen everything there is to watch.
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>>36562497
i found my waifu at amagi brilliant park. pic related
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>>36562613
is that the one with the mascots which really are animals who swear and stuff?
I kinda liked that but it felt like it went nowhere.
mary san is the only true waifu.
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>>36562662
yes. thats it. you might not like it but at least we both agree on one thing.
2D grills > 3D grills
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>go outside
>get bullied by tall girls and forced to wear dressed and makeup
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Why is actual real life so shitty
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>>36562495
isnt that the dream ?
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>>36562495
If you have sisters, that happens inside the house, too.
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ITT: tell us the story of who hurt you most and how anons?
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Me by blaming everything on someone/something else and thinking that a change in my life was going to happen just by magic and 0 effort from my part
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Me the last time I sat on my balls
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>who
My dad
>how
Molested me
Went out with friends last weekend.Two of them are amateur photographers. They capture this photo of me.
Do I have a chance to improve or am I fucked?
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If you shaved your facial hair you would look like a real life version of Wojak
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>>36562474
what do u mean improve? ur only gonna get older and jowlier, I guess ur already bald, but I look decent enough to get a girl, what's stopping u?
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>>36562560
ADHD and anxiety are what mostly stops me.
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11/7/17 is filled with uranium isotopes. I am very sad to see that underground is not above ground. The rising sun, the bear, and eagle return to the earth
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>>36562440
>The rising sun, the bear, and eagle
As in the Russian bear and the American eagle? The rising sun confuses me but maybe Japan?
>I am very sad to see that underground is not above ground
Safety afforded by underground bunkers?
>11/7/17 is filled with uranium isotopes
Thank fuck, it's finally ending.
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is this one of the
>some live some die in the way of the samurai
nujabes thread??
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>>36562550
I don't want to die yet but I had a lucid vision
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Why haven't you done it yet, anon?
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I don't want to catch a disease like aids
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I'm a coward. Why do you think I'm here?
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Waiting for the whole family to come back to my parents house so they can all wake up to my swinging, limp corpse.
>The depression that had plagued him for the previous four years had now settled on him like a shroud. The talent that had shaped three consummately beautiful albums among the most beautiful ever to emerge from British pop music could find no greater expression than strumming the same chords over and over again on his Gibson acoustic guitar. His parents came to see it as a sign.
>At some point in the long afternoon, he would stand up, put the guitar to one side, leave the room and, without a word, set off in his car. Two, three or four hours later the telephone call would come. Unable to face the ordeal of stopping and buying petrol, he had run to a standstill. His father would patiently drive the 40, 60 or 80 miles to collect him.
>When Nick Drake died on November 25 1974, at the age of 26, from an overdose of antidepressants, it was a tragedy that passed largely unnoticed. The three albums which he had made in his short lifetime were all, by any strictly commercial criterion, failures.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2jxjv0HkwM
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>tfw /r9k/ finally accepts Nick Drake as the official robot musician.
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>>36562318
>an overdose of anti-depressants
Holy shit, how many of those do you have to eat to have a fatal overdose?
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>>36562363
30 or so apparently
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>about to fall asleep
>suddenly imagine I'm falling
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>>36562299
>about to fall asleep
>get horny
>start up my computer because i can't jack off without porn
>3 hours later i'm browsing r9k
top fucking kek god damn i wish i could kill myself
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>about to feel asleep
>suddenly jolted awake by an absolute shit load of fear over literally nothing
Please tell me I'm not the only one who gets this
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>>36562299
Your heart rate was too slow, your brain was getting it back up because it thought something was wrong and didn't realize you were sleeping.
Hold your breath to snap out of sleep paralysis
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ITT: Things that are preventing you from being Chad
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I'll start
>5'9"
>Small wrist, hands and feet.
>Big eyes
>Long thick dark eyes lashes.
>Half white half hispanic.
>Weak voice.
>Virgin walk.
>18 percent bodyfat
>Gyno
>Dimples
>Over bite
>Acne and oily skin
>Winged scapula
>Forward head
>Shitty hay like black hair.
>Collar bones sticking out
>Weak bench press and squat
>No friends irl anymore.
>Live with parents, no job (just turned 18 tho but still)
>Socially awkward
>Take pleasure in viewing gory/shocking material online.
>Very aggressive
>As a kid I disected small animals I killed for fun.
Since I will never be able to appear manly or worth anything, I am enlisting in the Marine Corps infantry to atleast do one ballsy thing before I die.
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>Things that are preventing you from being Chad
Well I'm a tranny, that's probably as far from chad as possible
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>>36562289
>5'7''
>hair starts receding
>big forehead
>hairy overall body (but I trim it often so doesn't really matter)
>acne on my back
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>>36562289
>>As a kid I disected small animals I killed for fun
you are a sociopath, please kill yourself
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Thoughts on this show? I'm two episodes in and I still think both characters had it way better than I did. Even the Aspie main character had a love interest.
The entirety of my high school life was pretty much wasted. Spent most of my days watching anime and read manga during lunch, and even spent an entire year friendless. All this show made me feel is how much of a waste I was and how much I wish I could go back and do better.
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Bryce rapes Jessica and then rapes Hannah, she goes to the nigger counselor but the nigger doesn't do shit and she kills cuts her wrists.
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>>36562277
The entire fucking show consists of an emo dead bitch who takes everything so seriously and eventually kills herself
Count how many times something happens to her and she says "i..I couldnt move/do anything"
and the beta cuck main dude is the biggest bitch boy ever
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>>36562310
Fuuuuuuuuck youuuuu, it was obvious they were going to throw in some rape in there. Still think this show is fucking insulting to people who are actually have problems in my opinion.
>>36562348
Honestly her problems are fucking minuscule and I don't see it getting any better. The beta cuck main dude doesn't even "look" like a beta cuck though, they could have at least got someone that looks like they don't fit in.
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How do you get an online gf?
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Get a male robot who RPs as a girl to be ur gf. They'll never cheat that way.
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>>36562263
Its cool cause you don't have to use long distance minutes. They get scared at voicechat
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Be an online Chad.
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>tfw your little brother copies you for everything
shit pisses me off so bad
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That's how they learn to function in society, dude. As a big brother, you are the default role model. Be nice.
You also used to imitate people, whether you consciously remember it or not.
Literally how socialization and culture works.
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>>36562249
>little brother copies you
>pisses you off
definitely underage
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i remember being a kid and finding out my little brothers favourite band was the backstreet boys because my favourite was the backstreet boys so i slapped him as hard as i could in the face and then my dad sat me down on my bed to talk about why he now liked them and said he looks up to me.
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Who here has an /onahole/ and what type of lube do you use? I recently purchased one and it's worth every penny, if you don't have one then why don't you?
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I tried a few and didn't feel much of anything.
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I don't have anywhere to hide it
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I bought a 2k USD sex doll last week from RLSD, arrives in two weeks lol. I slowly upped the spending on sex toys from the simple fleshlights to the real size. Now I am in deep. For those wondering I am 26, only had sex once before in college but didnt really enjoy it. Pretty much stay emotionally distant from anyone even though my job involves constant communication with patients. Make 80k a year currently. Oh, and I use water based lube since silicone based will destroy your sex toys.