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great job cockblocking yourself from your oneitis anon

>>36564887
> stop talking to her cause it's going nowhere
then fucking do some thing about it you fucking betafag.

Joke's on you fella, she's female so all that roastie gotta do is go out on the sidewalk and spread her legs for some insta-dickings.

You're still alone.

>>36564827
Obviously you look like a fag. Women don't like fuckbois.

>>36564862
Everyone who browses 4chan looks like a fag.

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>>36564884
I never said otherwise.

>>36564797
>intelligence is inversely linked with sexual frequency
>In parallel, intelligence has been linked to unconventional sexual practices and frequent sexual activity
Smarter than whoever wrote this bullshit for sure.

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>mfw all robots are actually geniuses
>smart but lazy meme was true

Take that normies

>>36564797
make me smart enough to understand what higher intelligent people won't reproduce

>>36564786
Morning diarrhea is how every great athlete starts his day.

>>36564786
Great way to start your day right?

I'm back on the toilet and it's runny. When will my suffering end

>>36564742
>>even if you get a gf guys will still try to hit on her all the fucking time
She will get emotionally attached to you and she'll reject other guys attempts

>>36564785
It just pisses me off

I just want a nice gf to be alone with

>>36564785
until chad comes along and she cheats on you ;')

>>36564695
it'd be an injustice for you not to with a body like that. do it OP

have u even tried going to the gym to build your body or are completely useless?

you look similar to me, did you take SSRI's during your teens by chance?

>>36564691
How did you get that job, normie?

>>36564744
>How did you get that job, normie?
Applying/calling
but dont expect anything
i was a factory worker, and before that a retailcuck but got fired for beeing too weak

i got lucky because my parents were just shitty hippies and tried to dump me with my grandmother so she could take care of me whilst they went and did there dumbfuck protests and smoke weed.

my granmother was a sensible woman, raised me how to take care of myself, but when she died I was still technically a kid and ended up basically cleaning my parents house after their parties and cooking for them.

I was counting the days until i could fuck off to university and getting away from them. unfortunately the majority of people in my uni are just even bigger libtard bleeding heart hippies than my parents. so i dont leave my room much because i dont want to deal with them

>>36564684
>10/10 hooker
There is your problem,no hooker is 10/10 or you have some very low standards

>>36564684
Sex with no emotion is just using someone's body for masturbation.

>>36564684
5/10 girlfriend. Sex with someone you love is insanely better than sex with some random person.

you wont go to jail for that anon. she's probably just doing this to scare you anyway.

>>36564679
You are not getting into legal trouble. The only time you could get into legal trouble for this is if there's any evidence of you coercing or talking her into it, which there isn't
They may ask why you didn't call the police, but nobody can incriminate you on that basis

Stay strong, OP

>>36564679
why did she try to kill herself, to be quite original

>tfw listening to the same few songs on loop for weeks

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eht8_rhVMOs
blox

>>36564669
>tfw listen to the same album for weeks then dump it and never touch it again.

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The wagies here in europe have been at work for hours already.

>>36564667
I work security in a government building. I get great pay and benefits to sit in a cosy little room all day and stare at office qt's on my monitors. Like you I get paid to do fuck all, but I also have a future ahead of me unlike you.

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>>36564750
I cant believe mature adults with jobs actually post shit like this.

>>36564655
Size doesn't matter when you are getting raped

whatever, you can just ambush them while their cunts are exposed on the designated shitting street

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>>36564672
kek

Size of course matters.

i agree, kids are fucking disgusting.

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I want kids.

qwe

>>36564613
I really don't anymore except for those crying kids that were let to do anything, but I blame their shitty parents, would like to kill the parents and give the kids to someone who will teach them manners. Other than that, kids starting from age 5/6 are pretty funny sometimes, you can joke with them, play vidya, play table tennis or whatever.

I hate babies though, and feel awkward around toddlers, because IDK how to act around them.

Because /pol/ is going to come after me now. :(

>>36564535
Because it means I'm a white male now.

>find out that you're at least a quarter asian
NOOOOOOO

>>36564532

sorta looks like a pile of shit but I'm sure it tastes good

>>36564532
I don't cook often but I cooked last week and it was very good, I feel the urge to do it again but I don't know what to do.

>>36564532
Is that an /osso buco/ on top.