>Just look how swollen and huge I've become anon....I can't believe you made me like this! From now on, you'll just have to massage my tummy AND my feet everyday until the baby comes!
Oops. How do you get out of this one?
i dont have contact with women
i dont have contact with women or niggers
>>36565567
you are missing out. black women love the swirl, even the ones who are muh kangz and queenz.
When you hit up a friend as a child by going to their house rather than calling them
I get nostalgic at a lot of albums.Would listen to music a lot in high school, especially when I had 4 hour community school days and would listen to music the whole time while working. Or the CDs I had that I would play while driving
>>36565479
Pretty much any pre-2005 music makes me nostalgic.
Reminds me of the last time I was genuinely happy in life.
Op here, I remember when I had no responsibilities in middle school so all I did was come home and play pirates of the carribean online and have online friends. It was so nice not having any responsibilities xP
Nowadays I strive for shit to do
>be me
>be 20
>she's 28
>don't really want to have a relationship that close with an older girl
>don't want to ruin possibilities of anything else
>>36565434
>his name is danny
I'd go for it, it's probably your only shot.
>>36565434
Don't pass up a qt MILF gf just because of muh age, you're both adults at this point so that age gap isn't quite as big a problem as it would be for like a pedophile
>>36565434
Do it, she'll teach you to become a sexual adonis. She wants you and is being up front, she knows what she wants. Also who gives a fuck about your ages, I have people in my family 8-10 years apart that live happy as fuck lives.
Does anyone else here wish they were born in a ghetto? Think about being able to kill anyone who made you mad. Being born with a social mindset and never stepping foot near a computer. Instead of sitting around miserable all day you hang out with your niggers and commit crimes and make tons of cash and get high and run around the city busy streets all day.
I'm thinking of going to south side Chicago to be homeless. I just...have to be able to kill. I hate taking shit from people and fighting is risky and just not enough for me. It someone inconvienances me or treats me like shit even mildly I went to blow their head off.
>>36565411
I was born and raised in the Bronx and I'm a soft doughy bitch boy.
>>36565411
You're fucking stupid and I genuinely hope you go to Chicago and get your shit kicked in while you're trying to LARP as "le hardcore ghetto killer criminal." They're just people trying to get by using the means they've been given, different means but the same concept as anywhere else
t. ghetto nigger
>>36565437
I live in a small town and it's the same as the ghetto with less resources. I'm not from a happy suburb.
Simple question arcanine, Reimu or Marisa?
What is touhou and why should I consume it?
>>36565405
Neither. Youmu
they're both a best you can't make me pick just one
but it'd have to be Reimu
>1+1+1... > 1+2+3...
Mathcucks defend this
>>36565364
Well you see, the plus sign is what's known is a binary operator, taking two inputs and outputting a single value, in this case their sum. These inputs can themselves be the result of another operation, allowing them to be 'chained' indefinitely in the fashion you see there.
>>36565364
>1+1+1... > 1+2+3...
who told you that that's legit? i might as well say staceys love my beta cock
>inb4 -1/12 shitters show up
>wake up
>brush teeth
>look in mirror
>"yuck, imagine what people think when they walk past you. Pity? Disgust? Seriously, why haven't you killed yourself yet"
>can't leave house due to looks
>spend the rest of my day in room
>repeat
Any day now
>>36565325
Post pics and I'll tell you that you look alright
>Brushing teeth
>Planning on leaving your home
I can't empathize with you.
>>36565325
Going to need pictures to confirm or deny your hypothesis that you're ugly.
I have just acquired a video of one of the most famous footballers in England's Mum giving a blow job in a hotel room.
There is not a word about it anywhere on the internet. Can I sell it to the papers? If so, how do I go about it?
Send it to me, I work for the daily mail
>>36565326
Mmm, sure. Whats you DM email.
>>36565322
Its already out there
>havent left the room since january
>havent took a shower in three weeks
>smelling like sweat and cum
>room smelling like a public toilet
>cant bring myself out of the bed to do anything
i think im gonna die here lads
Most people die in their beds.
>>36565248
are we twins lad
>>36565248
Don't worry anon, Let the warm embrace of death envelop you.
I've pretty much grown out of my robot days, but until earlier this week I never actually saw a fembot and believed they were a meme.
>in school, new class
>girl walks in and sits behind me
>though it was a ugly nerd guy at first
>short, unkempt hair
>acne, vacant look, bad teeth
>lanklet
>really lousy fashion, like she walked out of a thrift store in the most baggy shit they had
during class:
>constantly makes autistic noises, laughing to herself, snorting, etc.
>always answers all the teacher's questions, sometimes only to herself
>randomly mutters to herself
>stutters and gets embarrassed when she makes a mistake in front of the class, starts talking louder as though that helps
qt3.14 next to me whispers during break, "haha what's up with her?"
"haha no idea"
it's real anons, I've witnessed it with my own eyes.
I want to marry this woman desu
>>36565237
Make her ur gross qt gf
>>36565237
thats just an autistic girl not a fembot
Do girls even take their pants off when they masturbate?
>>36565231
did you know female pigs can orgasm for an entire hour?
>>36565231
I'm a guy and I always get completely nakey to diddle myself.
Nope. Seems like a bother desu.
>Go bald
>Start hating everyone with hair and always being bitter when you see an older guy with more hair than you
I can't leave the apartment anymore without going insane with rage
>>36565135
Can I rub your head for good luck anon
>>36565135
I went balding too but I took my anger out on god instead of innocent people. I do freak out when I see a rapist or child molester with hair though.
Think about it god made us god literally chose to make us bald he could have been like eh I won't make them go bald but he's like no...all white men must go bald and black criminals keep their hair
The other day I was drunk and was about to go fuck up a church out of spite I tried kicking in the door but it was hard and I had a change of heart and I woke up with the biggest black bruise on my arm I've ever seen
Just shave your head and be thankful that you don't have to keep hair in shape 24/7. Men pull off baldness really well as long as they are in good shape
Today's my birthday /r9k/
I'm 23
>>36565011
Happy birthday cunt, have a banga of a day cunt
>>36565011
Happy birthday lad
oreganoregano
So? You want a cookie, faggot?
Ask me absolutely anything and I will answer it as truthfully as I possibly can.
Anybody? I'll answer anything.
I have literally 0 game.
I've gotten laid a total of 5 times in my life all with different women because even after having sex they quit talking to me despite me trying my hardest to be cool because I knew sex doesn't come easy to guys like me so I'd welcome sex with the same girl, fuck I'd be willing to have a serious relationship with any of them.
I have a job, a car, live alone, I'm above average looking (I know everyone says that but I have actual testimonies from people who would not benefit from lying to me and in some ocassions even been told I'm attractive as an insult to point out just how much of a beta I am).
Lately my approach has been to be more carefull with my words and speak calmy to prevent myself from going all spagetti but I'm starting to think that maybe I should just embrace the spagetti and let it all out until I have nothing to spagetti about.
Whatever, how do I get game?
>>36564994
WOuld you rather suck dick or take a dick up your ass?
Anybody wanna give me a blowie to help me wake up?
Mm yes please, I would love to.
This is already turning me on... though I'm not sure why.
Id start sucking you off 10 minutes before your alarm goes off in the morning so you can blow your load in me to start the day well