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How's your day so far /r9k/? 2017-04-26 04:05:56 Post No.36568904
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How's your day so far /r9k/?
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>be at hospital visiting grandpa
>learn how to take care of him when he gets out
>three doctors have a meeting with grandma
>let her know he's being discharged monday
>qt doctor keeps staring at me during meetingshe probably thought I was fucking ugly but whatever
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>>36568904
Fucking terrible. My mother died yesterday after a one year struggle against cancer although she was only 46. I can't do anything except crying
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>>36569544
I'm real sorry to hear that anon. Hope you feel better soon
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>>36569658
Thanks for the kind words but I don't think I'll be better soon. I'm really bad at moving on
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Would you let your gf scroll through your phone or email?
She doesn't open any message though.
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No, at most I might show her something if I specifically wanted her to see it but I wouldn't let her look through it freely.
My shit is all locked and password protected, nobody gets in but me.
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>>36568832
>gf
Scrolling through my email would take too little time, it's mostly ads.
In my phone there's just memes.
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>>36568832
Ofcourse...if I had one.
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Let me describe everyone on this board 2017-04-26 04:00:30 Post No.36568792
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Let me describe everyone on this board
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>has weird fetish
>listens to experimental/weird/psychedelic/shoegaze/radiohead/boards of canada
>wears mostly black
>watches h3h3, filthy frank, rhett and link, new pewdiepie, jontron, other edgy youtubers
>gets acne frequently
>chubby at the very least
>manlet (5'4-5'10 max)
>INFP
>cries at sad movies
>edgy
>hipster
>greasy hair, usually shorter or longer depending on how long theyve been robot
>little sex/dating experience if any
>doesnt use social media because nobody their posts
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>because nobody their posts
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>ITSAMEADEPRESSO
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>>36568792
>3/14
Too stereotypical for relating to such standards.
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Robots, why don't you buy cheap houses in Detroit so you can move out of your parents houses?
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>>36568636
:O there are niggers there and it gets cold and who's gonna cook me my tendies?
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>>36568663
I will be your twink mummy cooking your tendies.
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I feel like it would be better to buy a house in Ukraine or Moldova for a handful of peanuts so that they could trade a tire for a pretty wife
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>Go to therapist again for the first time in years
>"So, what about your friends? You must have some!"
Still as normie as I remember.
Are they always like this?
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>>36568630
>Are successful professionals normies?
Yes.
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>>36568630
>go see therapist
>she makes me start by doing an MBTI test
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>>36568630
> friends? You must have some!
i call shenanigans
therapists are trained not to impose their framework on clients, and such a rudimentary mistake in an intorductory session is a worse failing than my mispelling of introductory
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How many people do you think a woman like Pamela Anderson have had sex with so far?
Like, ballpark it, are we talking 50, 100, 500, 1000?
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Honestly? Probably a lot less than you think like maybe a dozen or so. Alot of these women are actually real insecure and latch onto dudes for years at a time.
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>>36568621
This
My guess is 20 or so
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>>36568621
Yeah I was considering this. Then on the other hand, if she has a good sex drive she could bang a whole lot of dudes in no time.
She could be single for only one year of her sexually active life and bang like 500 dudes if she wanted.
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>See your sister at the mall with her friends
>Never knew her boyfriend until now
>See this
What do?
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Ask if I can watch them fuck while jerking off in the corner
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Expect to be an uncle within 15 months probably.
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>>36568475
Tell on her
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That emotion when you have no significant other
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>>36568447
>tfw you dreamt about your old oneitis
>tfw all the feels and memories you buried come rushing back
>tfw you realize you still might love her
Have I not suffered enough?
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>>36568615
This except it had a message
>old oneitis enteres my life out of no where
>we get together
>she's living with me
>the night we try to have sex she pulls out a
large dildo and uses it on her self
>I get pissed (because i have a very small penis) and she leaves me
I think it had to do with no matter how far i get in a relationship my insecurities will ruin it and I need to get over them.
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>tfw you realised your parents were married and had children by your age
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Misconceptions you once had 2017-04-26 03:41:55 Post No.36568443
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Misconceptions you once had
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>thought Metal Man was a doctor
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I thought the USPS logo was a guy with a pointy head and a fat leg until I was about 24
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>>>thought Metal Man was a doctor
Why? Because of the thing on his head? There is literally nothing in his stage that suggests that he's a doctor of medicine.
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>>36568563
Yes. Thought he was wearing a head mirror.
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UMMM UHHHHH
NEVER SEEM A BREASTS?M?
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>>36568414
Open Google then type "Breasts"
/thread
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>>36568414
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fsmBAVqkI2
4 u daddy
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>tfw a deal is a deal
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Sadiq's Hate Speech edition
Tiny OP Image edition
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>>36568339
Tiny op edition?
We're sinking ever lower lads. Is it now British tradition to shrink up until we are no longer relevant?
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>>36568339
fuck off yank, it'll pick up as the wagies return home
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>>36568339
Wtf is this image
Sort yourself out mate
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So what level are you on robits?
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Heres a better one
orig
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>>36568316
the level that is too dumb to understand what you're asking
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>>36568316
Love/belonging here
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>my only friend (female) keeps calling me gay and saying im a twink
>im 6"1 and skinnyfat and not effeminate at all
>she thinks its hilarious to keep saying it and that il never have a gf because im gay
females are fucking evil even when theyre your "friends"
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Fuck her. I'm serious. Fuck her.
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>>36568287
"AHHRGG ILL SHOW YOU TWINK!"
*grabs her and throws her on the bed*
"a-anon, w-wha.. what has gotten into you ;D <3"
*have sex*
trust me man i have seen this before.
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>>36568332
I have to side with anon on this one
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>talking to girls is hard 2017-04-26 03:32:01 Post No.36568244
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>talking to girls is hard
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2017-04-26 03:32:01
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I've never talked to this girl before but I remember her from high school before I graduated (she's a senior now) so I messaged her
She's already calling me daddy and sent me nudes after just 2 days of talking to her
It's literally that easy, you just gotta bee yourself
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>>36568244
Where did that soccer convo come from lmao
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sdfsdfsdfsdf
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>>36568260
that was about something i said earlier
A .45 bullet to the head at point blank is impossible to survive, right? Like, 0.00001% chance that I'll live? I don't wanna turn myself into a veggie that's shitting himself all day.
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>>36568203
It's not impossible to survive. Plenty of people have. A shotgun though, that's pretty much guaranteed. Don't do it though, either way.
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>>36568203
If you shoot yourself in the front of the head there's a very, very, *very* narrow chance it'll miss both hemispheres of your brain and pop out the back of your head. But realistically, if you shoot yourself anywhere in the brain you're going to die instantly.
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Probably. Just dont do it with someone elses gun otherwise you will just ruin it. Brain guns end up pitted and rusted to hell inside police evidence bags and the grey matter blowback into the barrel ruins it.