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Stop talking politics retards.

politics is for normies REEEEE

>>39633317
>/leftypol/
>believing in property
nice falseflag faggot

i really really REALLY want to choke a woman to death
not even that near death asphyxiation bullshit, i really just want to either put a woman in a chokehold and just keep going until i break her neck, or just stab her until her lungs are filled with her own blood and she dies right there
i want to fucking feel my big masculine hands crushing that frail feminine neck, and watch the life leave her stupid fucking face
i want to slowly poison a woman without her knowledge and watch her life slowly fade away
i want to break her arm and watch her scream and cry in pain, and if she even thinks about asking me to call an ambulance or get help i want to step on her fracture and really make it that she will never use that arm again

>>39633251
I posted this last night but I'll fuckin post it again.

Below is reality:

>GF and I have BDSM switch-type relationship
>Basically about one week per month we each take charge and the other is our sub bitch
>Spaced out with lots of bread-and-butter normal sex.
>When she's in charge she likes to break me down with orgasm tease and denial
>I'm pretty /fit/ and have a nice cock
>We're pretty exhibitionist and love having people watch us fuck as long as they don't get involved beyond maybe some touching if they're good looking

Everything below is fantasy:

>There's a kink venue in town that isn't completely full of nasty old swinger types (most improbable part of this fantasy lol)
>We've never been
>Near the end (maybe day four or five) of one of the stretches where she keeps me from cumming, she blindfolds me and takes me somewhere in the car
>Guides me into a building
>Makes me get naked but keeps me blindfolded
>I feel her put something on my head, makes me bite down on something and I taste rubber
>She tightens some straps around my chest and arms
>Same with my ass, hips, and legs
>Sucks my cock to get it hard (it'd already be hard at this point) and I can feel her put a tight cock ring on me
>Makes me bend over
>I feel her push something into my ass
>Tightens two cuffs around my thighs just above my knees
>Clamps my nipples
>Once she's satisfied with my work she takes the blindfold off and has me look in the mirror of the dressing room we turned out to be in
>I'm naked, the plug in my ass has a long horse-tail attached which matches my red/brown hair color
>I'm wearing a crotchless jock strap which frames my ass and cock
>Cock is incredibly hard and red thanks to the situation and the cock ring, stands out strongly ahead of me and already dripping precum
> On my chest is a leather harness, two clamps connect my nipples by a chain
>There's a harness on my head with blinders to prevent peripheral vision and a horse-style bit in my mouth

cont...

>>39633964
cont...

>she's wearing a kinked up version of a classical riding uniform, thigh high boots with long heels
>Sexy button up, power pony and her most domme fever inducing makeup
>complete with riding crop

>She secures my hands behind my back with handcuffs and puts a thick collar on my neck, attaches a chain leash
>Tells me i'm her pony bitch and I'm going to do whatever she says or pay the consequences
>Guides me out of the dressing room and we're in a large space with lots of sexy young people like us.
>Lots of scenes playing out, lots of subs being lead around my doms
>I feel eyes on me as she leads me out onto the floor
>Tells me I'd better strut as she slaps my ass with the crop
>High strut behind her

>She leads me to a mockup of a circus tent/ trick show performance space
>A crowd builds around us and starts cheering everything she's doing to me
>Makes me do a bunch of "tricks" including walking around in a slow circle, bouncing so people can see my cock bounce around
>She ties me up and whips me in front of everyone when I "mess up" at something she told me to do
>Gives my leash to a random woman and tells her to lead me in a big circle around the crowd
>I follow her and get groped and grabbed by lots of people I can't even see.
>Lots of hard grips on my pulsing cock, one woman tries to pull my tail and I have to tighten my asshole so it doesn't come out
>One woman grabs me by the throat and cuts off my breathing while she stairs into my eyes, slaps my face and lets go for me to finish my circle
>When I get back to the circle my gf (mistress at this point lets be real) is naked and bent over something sturdy
>Tells me to fuck her like an animal and only cum if I have permission
>I beast fuck her incredibly hard while bound and beg to cum through my bit pretty much the whole time
>Whenever I get close to cumming she makes me pull out and slaps my cock around, makes me go down on her for a couple minutes to let me cool down

cont...

>suicide is a permanent solution
Exactly what I want...

>>39633223
Even for mental illness that statement doesn't make sense
You don't "cure" mental illness, you're basically stuck in treatment for the rest of your life. At best you can have short term suppression of symptoms

>>39633223
>>39633772
>>39633815
That statement doesnt make any sense. Its another episode of normies not thinking, spouting cliches while not realizing they are mortal and will die, living in ignorance happy land.

Life is temporary not permanent. Normalfags dont understand simple logic and that is why they cant make up their own coherent and meaningful sentences.

>>39633217
Yours and mine both.
I hate baldness because it one of those things you can't control but is extremely important. It's not my fault but i suffer for it all the same.
Time to bone up on Kierkegaard i guess.

I find it hard to believe that your bald at 20..post a pic fag

>>39633217
>>39633326

>babbys first encounter with the horror of existence

ask your mommy to breast feed you, pussy

>>39633174
Hours are terrifyingly short when you watch them pass. The power to count them is a blessing and a curse. 80-85 years. on average. Why do I only move forward in time? Is there anything more to me? To this? Is there any meaning to any of it? The clock ticks on. There are so many of us, each with their own story, and the world wouldn't remember me if I vanished. People are born and people die en masse every day. There's nothing anybody can do to stop it. Why am I here? What's my purpose? Do I even have one? Is there even a mind-body problem at all? Is this bodily explanation sufficient to explain consciousness? Why do we think that there has to be something more? What else could there be? Youth and beauty fade. We flicker away and rot. My name goes on a piece of paper, and I am forgotten. One day, the entire earth will pass away. Do I have a soul? I am a single cell in a gigantic organism in something even more gigantic. Would the world know if I went away? Death. Why do I think about death? What is it like? Nobody can stop it. Do I mourn each cell my body sheds? Does the universe even know my name? We're so small. What am I? Is there a God? Am I dead?
Have I lived before? Will I live again? Does anything? Do I even exist at all? Why me? Why here? Why now? Why does anything exist at all? I'm scared.

>>39633174
Don't worry, you'll die before your body does.

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>>39633174
Not much you can do about anon. It's tough but it's fair.
That's the way it goes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zprRZ2wFQD4

>being this brainwashed
you better close 4chan and find a decent hobby

>>39633173
You are probably right , after I stopped using it, I was happier, confident and more inteligent, but I am alone and sad I need to rebuild me

>>39633292
Forget about this, try to get 1 week without fap and everything starts to get easier as long as you don't go to parties and drink alcohol.
Find a hobby, read, video games, sports, whatever.
The fact you are asking for a girlfriend/sex it shows you are not ready to date or to have any relationship. You need to learn how to disrespect humans (specially women)

>paying for weed
>not growing your own strains out of a fish tank in a well ventilated basement
c y c k

>>39633121
>he wears the virgin denim

>1/8th for $35
You are unironically getting ripped off if your dealer doesn't pass on the savings to you when buying in bulk.
1/8th for $30

>could be watching hundreds of thousands of qts having sex, possibly with each other, through their eyes
I wish dude

no yes yes yes no

/r9k/ is just one person
im you and youre me

Who is this girl? Post more

she's too good for us mere mortals.

>borderline
>nose ring
>that kind of make up
>that kind of Courtney Love hair
so easy to trick you

there is no upside

>>39633054
there is no point to anything anon

If you have to ask, it's already too late. You have social autism.

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>>39633040
>Giantess
Basically the worlds population of guys shrinks down anywhere from 1-3 inches tall over the course of about a week. This is accompanied by physics defying bullshit to ensure that they can survive at such a height (assuming they aren't stepped on of course) and that women can still get pregnant from them.

>>39633311
Nice, nice. I'd live in that world. I didn't think I could get into sizeplay, but this time I can

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>>39633040
>Pear Shapes
No more of that despicable hourglass shit that normies find "beautiful."
Every woman would have small tits (a cup, b cup max), thicc thighs, small waist, thicc fat ass. Hnnnnnnnnggg

>pic related

>>39632962
the worst was gangnam style.

>bruh
>cuh

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>>39632962
>chill
this pisses me off
a lot

>>39632945
Mein Kampf.

Oriori

My Life With Autism

by Chris Chan

Siddhartha

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>>39632878
1/? not an ovendodger

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>>39632886
2/? not ori

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>>39632878
a really /r9k/core thread

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That fucking sucks desu. However, now the cat is out of the bag and you will begin to feel relieved that you have no more secrets.

>>39632838
The bigger problem is that you still live with your parents, who cares what kind of porn you jerk off to.

>>39632838
Just pretend it didn't happen. If they mention it just gaslight them and say you have no clue what they're talking about