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Are you american? To them anyone under 200lbs is skinny and unhealthy.

fat fucks

>>36571894
I'm european. Im 6'2 tall weighing 150 lbs

lmao just eat more

>>36571822
Fuck it, you'd be doing her a favor desu if she's that insecure about herself that she can't keep living.

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>>36571822
Guess you can say I'm kinda evil for thinking this, buy you totally could've manipulated her in to doing a lot of nasty shit. If she's insecure about her looks, you could've said something like
>"Hmm, you seem pretty cute, but I don't have enough of an idea as to how sexy you are. Think you could try acting sexy?"
Easy cam sex buddy-boi

>>36571822
if you're a true nazi, then you wouldn't care. It's her fault for falsely blaming you for something that had a long time coming.

>>36571821
I don't like ching chong bitches.

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I pretty much exclusively like Latinas and black girls. An ofay or dog eater will never have an Aztec goddess or Nubian princess' body.

You guys do realize that every vagina is the same right?

herring

thats just body odor from either their diet or lack of good hygiene. People can build up some real funky grime on their skin even if they shower. Some folks dont actually wash their body correctly.

>>36571818
It's all the weird products they use.

>>36571805
Do you enjoy showing your bruised pee-pee to strangers on the internet, anon?

>>36571805
Did you even ejaculate?

I edged and decided not to ejaculate the other day, then had blue ball soreness 30 minutes afterwards, presumably from the tightness of seminal clogging and muscle straining caused by denied ejaculation. I ended up deciding to masturbate in order to release the tight clogging.

Please exercise caution in edging, OP. It might feel good, but too much can be dangerous for your health.

>>36571845
Yes I do
>>36571879
I did ejaculate als I know the pain youre speaking about

Though my dick is worrying me. Could a medfag chime in?

>>36571747


Well, all you have to do is finish what you have started.

>>36571747
How did you attempt it? I've felt a bit off since my last OD as well. Just sort of like I lost a whole bunch of memories and I don't feel like I'm the same person anymore. Sorry to hear that though OP.

>>36571747
>Is this the end?

well obviously not

y'know, cos you botched your suicide

suicide being perceived as 'the end'

and y'know... you botched that?

so no

by definition

this is not 'the end'


... course neither is suicide really

y'know cos of the whole immortal soul thing?

and an immortal soul will exist eternallly

and eternity has no end

but this post does

The End[/spoiler

>>36571743
Why wait two days?

>>36571850
Didn't have the power to go to the post office that same day

>>36571743
The donkey isn't gonna have human DNA, numbnuts.

>>36571642
No. This is an unhealthy level of weight loss and is putting stress on your organs.

Did you just decide to stop eating or what?

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>130 lbs about a month ago
>150 lbs now
I-it's just water weight right guys?

>>36571676
So if my weight keeps shooting up and going down it's bad for me? Yeah, sometimes I just don't feel the need to eat and I only have one meal per day out of laziness. On the bright side I can eat a fuckton without consequences every once in a while.

just brush your teeth faggot. Also use listerine and floss you delusional fag

>>36571901
>floss
studies have shown that there is a negligible difference in oral health between people who floss and people who don't floss.

>source
google

>>36571580
Yeah, women will put up with cigarette smokers whose mouths taste like an ashtray more than guys who take care of themselves.

Guys who take care of themselves = spending less time taking care of their female's needs. That's why you see white women go after ex-con niggers who chain-smoke Newports and sucks down energy drinks.

>>36571575
>they can just do porn?
Most of them can't do it professionally. There are plenty of camwhore wannabes who was out. I doubt most of them make much money at all.

I ask myself the same question everyday.

Original content.

>>36571575
why do you live when you can just kill yourself

>>36571545
>What is your response as a father?
"I don't have a daughter."

first off she wouldnt be saying fuck you, She'd be raised better than that. secondly, im not white so she can date whoever she wants as long as shes safe and happy, ill be raising no racists

>>36571572
fpbp
ORIGNAALLLALALA

You gave yourself an enema you dum-dum.

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>>36571538
>Not liking the power stream.

I played with my ass frequently as a teenager, but never used a jet stream. I wish I had a bidet, at least for cleanliness purposes.

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>>36571583
That's what I figured it would be like; a bidet. Instead I just kind of want to cry. So much for seeing the sun.

>>36571506
Y-yeah... hehe. yeah, you're so right man. Hehe. I'm just gonna... gonna go over here, hehe. right man. Hehe.

>>36571506
Elliot Rodger was what you might call a god. From his masculine features to his fearlessly dominating personality he was an all round catch. I have it from reliable sources that every girl who saw him on campus creamed their panties, such was the degree of his sheer masculinity. Don't ever think you can top Rodger, in life or death.

>>36571506
What car do you drive?
Original

>>36571242
fuck off LARPing faggot

even if this was a real post (it's not) you likely would have some autistic downy kid if you could even have a child so no one wants your spoiled eggs.

whats the point of this thread

>>36571239
kill myself

roblx

>>36571239
Fuck everything in sight

>>36571239
Go to the nearest truck stop and get my asspussy pounded