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>>36573992
I would press the "i dont exist anymore" button

>>36573992
Right
Origonali

>>36573992
Fuck off. This isn't /pol/. Understand?

sage

>>36573986
You really are obsessed with him.

>>36574027
It's r9k's mascot. Leave if you don't like it.

You're probably one of those posters who spams tranny threads. sickening.

>>36574652
You're pathetic. Stop posting.

sage sage sage

Forgot to add the caveat that anything that could get me into legal trouble is off limits

>>36573978
Why does god not listen to my cries for help?

>>36573978
Why am I a virgin?

I looked at r9k til I felt better about myself

>>36573967
never talk to someone about it

they don't care lol

>>36574022
Have you tried though?

RESPOND TO ME
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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REEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ITS NOT FAIR REEEEEEEE

>>36573937
You and me both brother. The only difference betwen us is that I actually do sleep with beautiful women without putting any effort in. Sucks to suck, loser

>>36573937

>Chad gets beautiful women without effort because he's genetically superior
>Robots will have to put in years of effort to score a 4/10

But normalfags find this all perfectly acceptable and even moral.

I honestly think that females have this natural ability, call it a 6th sense....to be able to sense if you have had previous intimate experiences with a female before.

We chaps meme on about it here, call it the virgin walk, the virgin posture, etc. I feel that there's some truth to it all, and I believe women sense it all.

Either that or women can sense alpha-qualities/mannerisms in a man, and alpha qualities/mannerism generally mean the man gets women. Women are attracted to what most other women are, pre-selection I think it's called, it's huge in the world of women. If a woman see other women being attracted to a guy, the woman assumes there guy must have a lot to offer. You can test this out yourself by wearing a replica wedding-band, you can buy one off ebay for $2. I can 100% guarantee you that if women think you're married, that you'll automatically get more attention from women. I've tested the theory myself, it's 100% true.

>>36574040
Yeah, the 6th sense is called FACE.

>>36574040
They can tell if you're inexperienced or not. I think that's the point you were trying to make.

Stand up and scream I am right you are wrong.

>>36573861
you're clearly too fucked up to be able to communicate fluidly, even on 4chan
there's no hope for you faggot, move out of your parents house lmao

>>36573861
Sounds like he's getting the better of you. Need more details, what talk tricks?

>>36573834
Stop talking to her. You don't need that type of bullshit in your life.

>>36574059
I can't just tell fuck off I guess

you did this to yourself buddy that's what you get for messing with roasties

>>36573822
if thats qt for you then you need to up your standards and leave your house sometime mate

why are minorities girls and other races in antifa movement?
Is this exclusive for whites?

>>36573822
time to bash some fash after what those right wing agitators did to her

And stay go you subhuman normalfaggot.

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Cont.
What I'm looking for:
>Female (girl)
><25
>Virgin preferred. No more than 5 partners.
>Doesn't dress slutty. Dressing in boyish clothes is fine. Wearing thighhighs, sundresses, or /cgl/ is a big plus
>No tattoos or piercings. Colored hair can be nice but only if for anime and not punk.
>No drugs. No smoking or weed. No alcohol preferred.
>Preferably not a NEET. I don't want you to be on the streets if we break up, and I like feeling equal in a relationship.
>Don't have to have great skin, but no skin conditions. The paler the better. Might accept albino.
>Cute face. Fembots very often think they're ugly when they're not, so take hope.
>Be a chestlet. Huge is almost as good.
>Tall is best, short is second best.
>Independent, confidant. Shy and submissive is also nice. Just no immaturity and neediness.
>No mental illness. My exgf had BPD and was incredibly clingy and claimed to be yandere. Would not date again. If you have something that doesn't make you freak out over nothing, it should be fine. I'll even help your self-esteem. I'll post chatlogs to prove it upon request.
>Petite is best. Will take average. Anorexic and obese is not acceptable.
>No swearing.
>Super long hair preferred. Any color is fine.
>Eyes are low priority but I guess the more unique the better. Super plus if extreme heterochromia.

A LDR will be the start. We could meet up if close enough but both of us will move to a new home in a few years. We'll just text each interesting conversations and watch anime together for the most part. Sex is nice and all but I wanna do cute couple things.

Send in your applications here: [email protected]
What we will use to talk will be decided there.

I will be asking and answering questions in this thread.

Why would any one want to date you if you don't even have a stable job or income yet.
You're fat and clearly can't get with a woman in your own life otherwise you wouldn't have to beg like this.
Do you even have friends? probably not judging by your interests.

>strengths
my fap arm
>weaknesses
all of them
>Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
hopefully dead

What software startup?

I'm not a NEET but I know a thing or two about software development.

>strengths
super autism concentration powers
>weakness no will to get up
>5 years
as an angry wizard

haha epin OP i agree totally xDD
upboated

>>36573778
Trannies/gays think this is a sfw /lgbt/.

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These fuckng faggots are ruining our board.

Dont buy anymore.

Lack of access is the best first step. That and admitting you have a problem.

>>36573703
You also can't stop indulging in mind candy, and the mind candy is worse. Turn off your computer immediately.

>>36573703
>tfw diet is 70% candy 30% food

There is a difference between friends and people you do drugs with. I fell for that meme.

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>tfw female friend postponed breaking up with her last bf for a long time just because he could provide her with drugs

dealers and dependents - addiction indulgence networking
friends? no
you take drugs to make (((yourself))) feel feels

Because i'm focusing on completing school and i don't want waste my time giving some broad my attention 24/7

>>36573627
Im in the same postion but deep down, you would like to have one right?

>>36573674
Yeah, of course, but i'm not in a state where i can be in such commitment. Not alot of robots realize this, but relationships aren't as cracked up as they seem. They require alot of commitment and you need thick skin. Relationships are just two people dealing with eachother's bullshit so they feel validated.