>mom happened upon the hormone hidey hole
>>36577277
>step-sister succumbed in the semen storage sarcophagus
>>36577277
the what with the wat now?
>>36577277
>gf saw me look for a chastity cage
>said she doesn't like it
>I already paid for it and it's on its way here
Are men who are into petite, skinny women secretly pedophiles?
>>36577276
yes
also anyone who is into dwarfs
really, anyone who is into anyone more than 8 inches beneath them is a pedophile
>>36577276
idk but i wish girls scaled up like your pic
I think you will find the correct term is lolicon
t.lolicon
Hey /r9k/,can you rate my taste pls?
am i a pleb ?
youre an utter plebe
not a single tuvan throat singing record to be seen
smdh
>>36577214
>Kinoko Teikoku - eureka
Elder God-tier tastes. I love Power, Corruption & Lies too.
Your taste isn't bad, it's boring. In fact, it's not even "your" taste so much as it's cookie cutter music from /mu/ and pitchfork. Seems people listen to Kanye West and Radiohead and Slint because people on chinese pottery forums tell them to. It's not even like that is BAD music... maybe expand your horizons a little?
Cookie cutter / 10
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
There's this qt shota-tier boy that always comes to the skatepark. He's like 8-11 years old and is extremely qt and adorable. Big blue eyes, long blonde hair, an adorable face, etc. I actually caught myself thinking about how cute his little peen probably is. Then it was so hot he took his shirt off. WHY DOES HE HAVE TO BE SO ADORABLE? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME?
Turn yourself into the police, they will help you. You don't have to hurt someone else.
He is a chad in the making.
>>36577162
you should blow him OP
I cannot tell if I have personality disorders or if I am easily influenced and when I read the symptoms I wrongly apply them to myself. Is self diagnosis pointless?
I think I am definetely depressed and suffer anxiety as a result, but I also think I fit all Cluster B personality disorders, Borderline, Antisocial, Histrionic, and Narcissistic.
What scares me the most is Histrionic. I have always been very lonely and shy, but when I am around people I cannot help but pronounce my behaviours, even my shyness. I accentuate my shyness for attention I think. It's as if my entire life is an act on one level. When I talk to people, I cannot freely talk to them, but instead I am always plotting just below conscious perception. Everything I say is to try and placate someone else or bolster my own ego, even if through making myself look small. It is as if I am acting. I am disgusted when I see this kind of behaviour in others, morally I think it is the lowest of the low and yet I think I do it automatically, I do not know any other way. But maybe I am just being paranoid and over-analytical by reading psychology articles.
What does /r9k/ think? I am too afraid of other people and figures of authority/professionals to ever go to a psychologist so 4chan is my only shot at mental health.
Please /r9k/, I need (You)'s.
>>36577142
you took test?
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv
>>36577142
(OP)'s pic made me kek
NEET finance general
let's discuss ways for NEET to make/save money and live comfortably.
i've invested in some really cool pokemon cards, they're gonna make me rich someday
who /ubi/ here?
http://www.jurist.org/paperchase/2017/04/ontario-announces-universal-basic-income-trial.php
Don't put it in the bank. They can take away your NEETbux if they think you aren't using it all.
I moved to the Philippines and lived off my social security there. Because of the way financial privacy laws work they can see how much money you have but not how you are spending it. I was able to use xoom.com and remitly.com to transfer all that money to myself there. The cost of living is so much lower there so I lived comfortably.
>hila will never be your wife
How did Ethan get so lucky?
>>36577012
he gave her parents some of his jew gold
>>36577012
Israeli spy, don't fall for it.
>>36577342
Why are her eyes so big? The better to spy on the USA with.
Hi fembot here :(
Just starting dating this guy like 3 weeks ago. I thought I liked him but something happened and I am repulsed by every little thing he does, especially anything flirtatious. Will this feeling go away if I try hard enough or should I just drop it?
The only problem is that he's super mentally ill and I'm scared of hurting his feelings and then end up hating me.
If I do end up dropping him... how do I do it?
the only solution is to fake your death and move to mexico
is that you, bill?
>>36577009
take it back to Fageddit
we don't want to hear about your gay lovers spat
I hate old people so much
I hate when they pretend they can fit into society instead of staying in their death homes
I hate when they look at me or smile at me or try to interact with me
I hate the way they look
I hate the way they smell
I hate the way they talk
those geriatric fucks need to learn their place
>>36576859
>I hate old people so much
>I hate when they pretend they can fit into society instead of staying in their death homes
>I hate when they look at me or smile at me or try to interact with me
>I hate the way they look
>I hate the way they smell
>I hate the way they talk
>those geriatric fucks need to learn their place
This
once global famine kicks in we will "recycle" the elderly
so you're just going to off yourself at 30 or what, bud?
Any other robot here /puertorican/ tell me I'm not the only robot on this shit island
>>36576718
You're not the only one on that shit island.
>>36576718
Why are the people there so rude if you're white?
>>36576718
i'm part puerto rican and i live in new york
tell me, are native puerto ricans batshit crazy too, or is it just us over here?
Prove you belong here, bro-bots and femme-bots.
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv
well this isn't good
Shiiiiiiii......
New record here anons.
These things are highly exaggerated and have no real merit and shouldn't cause any sort of alarm, right?
Right?
What do girls want in a guy? I've never dated anyone.
Cassenova.
They expect you to be slick with words all the time.
The Chad thing is a meme, they are only Chad through boosted self confidence because their dad taught them how to talk to girls.
My manlet fat friend is ugly as sin but gets tons of ass because he's just smooth.
B smuuth
A guy with money. Unless he's ridiculously hot.
A big black donkey dick
why do girls put eggs in they pants?
>>36576396
a-anon... that's not a girl. and nor is that an egg in *her* pantsu
>>36577121
Let me feel up your pant egg real quick anon
>>36576396
It's the latest normie Facebook meme, like dabbing or whaling or whatever it is they do whenever they get in front of a camera.
Robotic lads (British) talking about being lonely and drinking a few beers, eating crisps and stuff alone edition
Hey redd- britfeel. What movie do you recommend that most people have never seen?
First for shite movies
>>36576429
>cool hand luke
>boys from brazil
>the defiant ones
Well guys. I just turned 19. When I wake up there'll be a cake, and my parents will give me some present, and they'll try so hard to make me happy, even though I just don't want to be left alone. Most days I can deal with my pathetic existence, but my birthday is always one of the worst days of the year, because it really puts some salt in the wound. I just ask you one thing, really: wish me a happy birthday. Maybe it won't depress me as much. Also, as a gift I'd love to have some rare gondola's.
>>36576386
I guess I'll bump myself with some gondola's. I really want people to see this thread.
Happy Birthday from AMR ambulance here in Cooperstown Ny Op, Crew cheif on the rig and I live the fuck out of you.
happy birthday anon, origginallly of course