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What have you been dreaming about lately?
Last night I dreamed a 10/10 girl kissed me on the lips. It was the most wonderful dream I've had in...years.
>mfw
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>>36579832
Another dream where I;m around a bunch of intimidating people that I don't know and then my car got stolen.
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Had a dream I was suddenly bald and felt very self-conscious. Probably because I've been stressing about getting older quite a bit lately.
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>>36579832
I've been having dreams that my skin is entirely blue, and I'm running across a dusty flat and I'm running towards nothing with no real purpose.
Am I beginning to be enlightened?
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I haven't had a decent home-cooked meal since I moved out of my parents in 2015.
I miss it so much.
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>>36579817
cook a meal at home
badabing badaboom
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I know that feel, bro. I come from a family of italian immigrants. I can't cook for shit because my mother babied me and made top tier meals for me all the time
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Fucking hell. Cooking food is the easiest thing. Boil a box of ziti in one pot ... throw a jar of spaghetti sauce, a jar of ricotta cheese, and some diced onions in another pot and then add the ziti to the mix once it's cooked and drained. Sprinkle some mozzarella cheese on top. Doesn't have to be complicated.
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Is it true that if you live in Florida it is your privilege to kill as much cane toads as you want because they are an invasive species?
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>>36579808
No, that's a retarded myth. they're endangered, you're supposed to take care of the little fellas.
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>>36579808
I want to pet that tode
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>>36579857
DO NOT PET CANE TOADS. They are toxic which is why it's difficult to get rid of them. No animal wants to eat them.
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post in this thread if you
>have never had sex
>have never been drunk
>have never been high
>have never fired a gun
>have never rode on a motorcycle
>have never played on a sports team
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>>36579806
Hello.
What's the discussion topic?
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I've never done all of those things but I'm a NEET with no friends so can I please have a (you)
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>>36579806
Well... I've never been high...
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>make discord friends
>only true friends i ever had
>call me 'mate' and 'lad' and include me in everything
>treat me with dignity like a human being
>express concern when bad things happen in my life
>the discord has a no females allowed rule
>i'm female
>tfw if my friends ever found out i was lying to them they would despise me
>they would kick me out of the chat
>i would lose my only real friends
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>>36579784
>female
You already know what to do
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Thats pretty sad but at least you've got friends
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>>36579784
Timestamped titties or gtfo
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>no clone of myself to be friends with
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>>36579763
What would you even talk about with yourself?
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>>36579763
My clone would probably be the whiniest and most annoying sack of shit ever. I'd probably ditch him within 2 days.
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>>36580031
This
If you wouldn't hate your clone you don't belong here
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People with sub 130 IQs shouldn't be allowed to vote.
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>>36579743
But then all the republicans would cry discrimination.
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>>36579819
Em, do you not know who the average democrat is?
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>>36579743
Only 4% of the population can vote?
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been doing a lot of pullups for a year, still no girls "mirin' my gains..
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this isnt even your pic lmao
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OP needs to lay off the bacon and pizza
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nice imgur pic faggot
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How pure is your mom?
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Well, my dad was my mom's first and only everything. After he died of cancer my mom killed herself because she couldn't live without him. You be the judge.
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>>36579581
She was a slut before settling down with a beta provider in her 30's. She should have never aborted Chad's baby.
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>>36579660
Damn nigga, that's sad.
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Rate my revised apology letter I'm sending to my ex
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Posted a lengthier thing that was more crimge, but now I believe I cut off all the fat. Pic related is me:
"Hey,
I'm squeezing into your inbox one-time to apologize for blowing up. I've sent you various premature bullshit apologies before, but unlike everything that was sent prior to this email, this apology is without any motive or selfish hopes, for the first time:
Simply put, our silly & fun memories are routinely stomped out by memories of my post-breakup actions, which is fucking soul crushing, really.
We all walk through a desert to get to our oasis, and I repeatedly offered a mirage of having water to offer that stunted us both. That lasting negative energy in my memories is just disgusting, considering the experiences we had together. On the level of your "Oh-that's-SICK" updating from Windows 8 kind of disgusting moment. GROSS.
Still, we helped each other write a page in our life stories, but I really believe that rewriting how that page ended might be in order. If you wanna, I'd love to meet up to update - SO much to update holy shit!
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>>36579525
That's the gayest thing I've ever read in my life. I hope your boyfriend laughs as much as I did.
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How to look pathetic 101: Send an apology letter to an ex
just move on dude...
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>>36579525
You better be squeezing your dick between her fat labia. I didn't read the rest but I'd imagine you went full pussy fart.
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I don't mind all the Blacked psyops because all it means is more black/white mix girls.
They literally the ultimate gfs.
Thick but has finese and cultured unlike pure blacks.
Has to work harder because she's still labeled as "black" so understands hardship and us robots.
She won't be interested in black because there's no way she'll return to her gorilla roots, so Tyrones are not a competition.
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But it does not matter because she will always have a black man's dna running through her vains
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>>36579499
>Has to work harder because she's still labeled as "black" so understands hardship and us robots.
lofuckingl
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>>36579499
This isn't really true though.
Smart black girls are the best though. They actually understand robots.
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>tfw want to have sex
>tfw never will have sex
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>tfw want to be tall
>tfw never will be tall
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>>36579474
Just have sex. What's the problem
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>>36579566
Girls don't want to have sex with me
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I just got a new laptop with my wagecheck
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give it back duquan
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>>36579453
Oh Wagie, thinking you're so high and mighty with your fagbook that you had to slave away for Mr. Shekelburgenstein to earn, and that's not including the disability checks you pay to ME. I'm thinking of reading a nice book now, but you will have to go to sleep soon for more slavery tomorrow. Tick tock, wage cuck!
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Are you the same nigger making threads about his Nintendo Switch?
Why don't you just lower your standards?
What are you afraid of?
Too good?
Then why are you a virgin crying about no gf like a normie?
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>>36579405
that fucking adams apple
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>>36579405
Lowering standards is hard when you've been watching porn your whole life senpai
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>>36579625
>been watching porn all my life
>only standard is to be clean
idgi anon
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Halfway there, wagie! Then it's your two day break from slavery! Hopefully Mr. Shekelburg doesn't ask you to come in on Saturday again...
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>>36579397
if you are going to make a NEET thread at least assert your comfyness.
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>>36579397
make way for the supreme gentleman
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F-fuck you, i.. really d- do enjoy my work.
The jokes on you, haha.