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Shalami anons. Has anybodey remindered you of the 6 quadbillion dead juice? Give me shekerus plz so I can buy a gf.
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>ywn live can a comfy suburb settlement in the West Bank with a qt Ashkenazi wife and have 15 kids and be a neet reading the torah all day and get bux
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Please do me a favour and delete this before I trace you down and hire a hitmen from the deepwebz to assassinate you.
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>>39326732
I had already forgotten , but thanks for making my day slightly better by reminding me about them.

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Do black people talk like this in real life? I'm not a burger so I wouldn't know
>Ah, nigga, don't hate me 'cause I'm beautiful, nigga. Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick. Oh, better yet, maybe Tanisha'll call your dog-ass if she ever stop fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. Niggaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>39326656
A lot do, but not all. A big thing to remember is some try to act normal when around whites, but even the most "normal" blacks will devolve into a monkey the moment they're surrounded by other blacks.
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Yes.
It's why they all complain about racism. Nothing they do encourages interaction. You just want them away from you.
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No, they don't talk like that. Just look up some black rappers interviews on youtube you dumb ass.

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>don't get hungry anymore
>just get sick feeling in my stomach that makes me want to curl up in bed and lay there till I feel better

what's wrong with me?
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i feel this too. usually it happens after my life gets even shittier than before. it's your bodies way of trying to survive because your mind is so tortured that you feel like your body is in danger pretty much.
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>>39326591
it means stop eating flesh you sick fuck
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>>39326712
I didn't even eat meat today.

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I want someone to cuddle and poke and tickle and have pillow fights with who will listen to pop punk with me, smoke weed with me, act childish, make stupid faces at me, be my Netflix buddy and go on coffee dates with me
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>>39326505
I want a lukewarm hole to jam my fat dick in from time to time.
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>>39326505
Well then get off than faggot
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>>39326505
FUCK YOU! This message is original bc you intentionally try to hurt feelings

Is it possible to get a bf who looks like this when you're a twink top?
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>>39326476
nah he will kill you with one punch for being a faggot
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>>39326511
>nah he will kill you with one punch for being a faggot
No, he will not
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>>39326476
Sure.
Muscleheads have fetishes too.

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This is so masculine for black man to take white penis in his butt. So masculine.
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Black guy here. Apparently black males have the highest rate of homosexuality compared to every other race. Only blacks from the city are actually hard
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black bums are often big and soft, coincidence or not?
>>39327201
intewesting, i do see alot of black trannies in porn, if homosexuality includes that
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>tfw gay black guy
when do i get my own white penis to suck on?

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Are LDRs worth it?
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>>39326370
if you want someone to talk to, yeah. If you want nudes, maybe. If you actually want to meet the person irl and live a happy life together for years to come, no.
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Was in one and it was great until we started seeing each other more in real life after a long time of talking online.

Long story short, no... just no.
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>>39326370
>>39326370
It's pretty tough. If you love them, then you have to deal with being away from them more often than you are with them. And it is expensive. It's really only worth it if it is short term.

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Does anyone use craigslist for hookups? Are all the female ads just bots?

I'm 99% sure that the quick replies and redirection to a website to ""verify"" myself with credit card (kek) is a scam, but I'm so fucking desperate I can't think straight

pic isn't from the profiles in question btw
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Gee, thanks for your input, guys.
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>>39326363
Of course it's a fucking scam. The only reason you should ever give your credit card info online is to purchase something from a reputable site. Saged.
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>>39326954
I know, I guess. Where's the best place to get online sex then?

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Any fembots want to be my gf? I can orbit you if you want
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Where can I talk to you ? Discord plz
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>>39326475
Discord:r15987 let's talk :)
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What's your tag #'s?

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How do you win back somebody you've pushed away? Is it possible?
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it isn't really possible unless you're obviously a largely different person since then
which you aren't, because you're here
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With a peace offering. Everyone loves a good bribe, if it's accompanied by heartfelt sentiments.
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>>39326350
How do I become a different person

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Who else here /epileptic/?
>be 8th grader
>on bus
>start convulsing out of nowhere
>normies just stand around and record
>no one gets help
>took a few minutes for the bus driver to notice all the kids surrounding me as I was seizing
>pulls bus over and call ambulance
>video of my seizure gets passed around whole school
>Students making mock convulsion gestures at me and laughing as they pass
>none of them faced any consequences
Post your epilepsy stories
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jesus christ and you didnt say shit? not even a fuck off or something? what a shallow fag
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>>39326322
Both me and my father spoke to teachers and eventually the principle. Nothing was ever done.
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>>39326383
to the students dumbass

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Why does rape make my boipussy ovulate?
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>>39326240
>Why does rape make my boipussy ovulate?- 0 post shown.
Dumb sissy frogposter.
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You wanna get raped, white boi?
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>>39326252
Traps aren't white

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List of containment boards:
/pol/
/b/
/lgbt/
/r9k/

Have I missed any?
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>>39326164
The only containment board is /r9k/. The rest are overflow boards created by popular demand.
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>>39326164
/soc/ u forgot /soc/
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How is r9k a containment board? You seem like a /pol/ fag

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It's been a while since I've been here, but I need to ask you something

>be me
>pretty standard cyborg
>download tinder because tfw no gf
>spend months swiping
>7 matches
>don't really care, happy enough with that
>last one however, whoa
>we hit it off big time
>get her number, add her on normiebook, chat a lot, all that shit
>eventually start talking on the phone/videochatting basically daily
>even start sexting/swapping nudes
>going great
>then today rolls around
>I send a good morning text and don't get a reply until 4PM
>she takes half an hour to answer any text from me
>when she does it's one or two word answers that don't really contribute anything to the conversation
>she tags me in something
>it's a picture of a woman surrounded by guys and it's captioned "me on tinder"
>she told me she's going to a party tonight and hasn't spoken to me since then

What do you thinks going on /r9k/? I thought we were actually starting to develop an emotional connection and now it just feels like she's finished with me, is she getting railed by Chad as we speak? Or am I being paranoid?
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>>39326115
she obviously wants the dick

take her on a date and give her the dick afterwards, don't be a pussy. good luck and dont fuck it up.
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You are an orbiter.
Ask her on a date, say the word date. Get a yes or no, and then fuck off if it's a no.
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>>39326115
Don't use tinder to find love. Find someone you share hobbies with.

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>horny af
>can't fap because fap injuries from last time need to heal first

is there a way i can cum without touching my wiener ?
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>>39326024
Ass cum button is always an option.
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If you have some kink or fetish that gets you insanely horny, find good porn of that and just watch it. Maybe you'll cum. Takes practice to become a true handsfree cummer.
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>>39326024
>is there a way i can cum without touching my wiener ?
Sure. You can let us touch it for you anon <3

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