Who here /lied on their resume/? Can you actually get away with it? What exactly did you lie about?
>>36581710
I wrote that I was patient and self-motivated and a whole bunch of other bullshit.
Everyone lies to that degree when they're "selling themselves"
>>36581710
pretty much upped my work experience by making my job title sound likre it has more responsibilities, adding more responsibilities, and by beeeing myself
>>36581710
>said that I was at previous job for a whole year
>was 2 days short of a full year
Who devilish here?
>tfw your white pride awakens
Gen Z is WOKE
I get all of the tattoos on this Pepe but the 5150 one. Can someone please explain?
>>36581868
gen z needs to get the fuck off my board
>Having bladder issues
>Can't tell parents
>Literal womanchild anyways, so not much is lost
What the heck did I do to deserve this? Should I just accept the fact that i'm incontinent, and get diapers? This isn't fun at all... I need raw advice, please...
What brand do you wear?
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.
>>36581603
I don't wear any brand, senpai. What I mean is, should I just get some? Once I have money that is. I'm flat broke right now. I've been considering cloth ones. At the moment I'm just having to stay very close to the toilet all day in hopes I don't leak, and at night wear menstrual pads (3 of them at once)
Did you have any brand suggestions, though? I'm new to this whole thing. This embarrassing problem is new to me.
>>36581723
Seek medical attention and confirm that it's a permanent issue first
Woman hate thread
Anyone hate how they think they can get away with everything?
>think they can
But they CAN get away with everything.
This. This right here is why none of us will have girlfriends
>>36581635
Women don't possess mind reading powers. As much as normalfags want us to believe it, you can safely hate women and they will be none the wiser.
Today I went to buy a suit for my graduation, sadly none of them fitted, I went to countless shops and two malls.
The event is this Friday I dont have any option but use my brother suit and look autistic, kill me please
>>36581484
Why did you choose to be manlet sir?
>xd genetics choose that
How tall are you kiddo
would asking a girl out on a date to go play basketball be a bad idea?
no troll anons please
Does she like sports?
It depends on the girl. Girls are people too, and as such, they have different likes and dislikes. If she enjoys basketball, then go for it. Otherwise, probably isn't the best idea.
>>36581532
>girls are people to
>baiting this hard
My sexting buddy just got a bf and it reminded me of how lonely I am
>>36581412
Why not kill them both for what they've done to ya?
is this pizza or what
Forward your convos to the bf.
Well, tonight is the night. I'm finally going to kill myself, I have a chronic medical condition that makes my life a living hell and no doctor can help me, my parents even think it's a condition derived from my mind and not my body. I've lived in horrible suffering for nearly 4 years and it's finally going to be over tonight. To any anons out there who are down, who have absolutely nothing. If you only have your good health, at least be thankful for that, until your health is destroyed you still have a chance. Good luck anons, I hope you all make it.
>>36581387
I won't let your thread die without a single goodbye anon. Too bad it had to be this way
That's a shame. I hope you have no regrets.
Hope you really are sure of what you are doing anon, wish you the best enlightenment, whatever it may be
>talking to somebody about your taste in music/movies/games/whatever
>"Your opinion is invalid"
Can we kill all of these motherfuckers?
>>36581385
As long as I get to kill myself afterwards.
>>36581385
What kind of of music/movies/games do you like anon?
>>36581625
For music, shit like The Smashing Pumpkins and Alice in Chains, pretentious as fuck, I know.
For movies, shitty movies like Magic Mike really make me think.
For games, RPGS and shit like League of Legends
>hey dude try omegle!
gets skipped
>>36581210
Your fault for being a retard.
>>36581210
Longer answer: Sorry. I'm on(to) something. I would like to talk to you.
>>36582061
No, you hurt me
There are two types of posters here: hopeless losers and misogynist or racist bitter people
I respect the former group. They don't give a crap about anything anymore. They just want to die. They know their problems, at least.
I hate the latter however. Not all females are superficial, nor is the normie kingdom as sour as they think.
While I think that the only difference between them is self-awareness, I want to at least know if it's possible that their being ironic. I mean, bitter neckbeardness is literally r e d d i t.
Hopeless losers, at least I can respect because they fucking hate everything equally, think they're meaningless voids, and blame themselves.
I hate misogynists or racists because that's just a toxic and unreasonable belief system to hold. It's also what a lot of the r e d d i t hivemind has.
Not that there's anything wrong with r e d d i t, but I like this place because at least it's about self-aware losers wishing to end their life. Misogynists/racists can go back to /pol/ or r e d d i t if they want to keep the echo chamber of hate going through.
I-is this post ironic?
>>36581203
Former
Oregano just in cases
I'm the bipolar paranoid schizophrenic antagonistic pervert kind of poster.
You know, real 4chan.
If a famous actor were to play Wojak in a movie who would it be?
>>36581171
It wouldn't be anyone famous.
It'd be some extra on set.
>>36581171
ryan gosling
yah
>>36581240
Ryam gosling has the autistic stare but he is too good looking to play wojak
What exactly do older women look for in a man?
>>36581116
Being black, obviously.
>>36581116
confidence and energy
>>36581116
His big money
which one are you?
Average here
Feels bad
I'm not white asian or jewish, you can guess where I fall on the intellectual totem pole (low)
>>36581106
honestly whoever made that picture seems to know little about life.
>Highschool = low skill worker
>University = Manager skills
IDK maybe the person doesn't know a lot of people or is still in high school.
>Intellectual means being a faggot STEM positivist who lacks empathy
this chart is about being the ideal normie.
Should I join my community college Animu club?
I don't really have any friends at school. Maybe I could find a waifu?
Thoughts?
>>36581105
Only if your goal is meet people even more beta and degenerate than yourself.
>>36581105
NO
the kinds of people who would go to a community college anime club are
a) people who are in community college (I went to CC myself but I didn't talk to anyone so it was just assumed I was a fuckup/loser/weird)
b) people who are out and proud about liking anime
>>36581105
Sounds like it will boost my self esteem. They normally hangout in near the theater department. Mostly because there's a small sushi shop.