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are you jewish? (sincere question, not memeing)

err how old are you op?

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>>36582224
No, I was raised catholic.

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Read a lot of superman stories and drink.

You recognize that you've described clinical depression and you take steps to get that shit fixed.

i go on /r9k/ and post facebook-tier ironic depression memes with cats on them

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>wake up
>grab a brush and put a little makeup

Really makes you think.

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>>36582257
kekkeronni

>Wake up
>There's a gay dragon lying next to me

>>36582062
The ones who brought niggers into U.S.

>>36582062
The evolution. It forgot about niggers.

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>>36582081
>>36582109
I make these threads just to bring out /pol/.

You white bois crack me up. Now I'm gonna leave this thread, get away from my PC, and get in my comfy bed with my white wife

Nope, worse we got were getting slapped pretty much.

>>36582044
No but we were fighting/wrestling with brother all the time. Must have felt good for that faggot being 5 years older.

whenever my mom got angry she would yell at my dad to hit me with his belt

Give me the quick rundown on this game

>>36582755
You harm yourself in ever increasing gruesome ways and then kill yourself by jumping from a building, because it's kind of a bet or something.

Yes, this is considered a """game""" in 2017 and teenagers have actually died because of it. If this is not an argument for a mass millenial genocide i don't know what is

>>36582755
It's basically a game in which you are assigned a task each day for 50 days, the tasks are pretty weird or just stupid, but the last task says that you have to kill yourself. This is all organized in Facebook, so if you don't kill yourself, the will track you down and they will do the job.

>>36582007
im everything plus a dropout

>>36582007
> No friends
> No car/license
> Shit wagekek job
> No GF

> No friends
> No car
> Highschool fag
> tfw haven't talked to a girl my age in 3 years
> tfw I realize this is only the beginning

I think it looks attractive
But then again i'm not a faggot so maybe that's why.

>>36582024
Or maybe you just have shit taste. Seems more likely.

I personally think it's cute. Idk

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yeah but that, """""synchronicity,""""" though, amirite?

i realized at some point the whole creative aspect of my identity, the intelligent thing, was just something foisted on me by people looking for redeeming qualities in me, that i was willing to take on for the benefits. the reality is that i'm a lazy chronic masturbator. i can clip my toenails by folding them back then ripping them off. now there's a talent.

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>>36581990
>I'm just like, 3 smart for this bored :^)
So you're one of those guys?

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The accelerated postmodernism of 4chan has gotten to the point that I have no idea what level of irony anyone is on at any given time
The world as a whole has dissolved into an indecipherable mess of genuine meaning, irony, genuine meaning so stupid it comes off as irony, post-ironic meaninglessness, shilling, virtue-signalling, and propaganda that even people who watch generic tv news every day have realized that one has no access to anything resembling the truth
The internet was a mistake

>>36581988
kill yourself weeb, anime is trash

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>when someone who hates anime comes to anime website but it's le okay cause on non anime-specific board of anime-site

They just heard 4chan is le cool meme birthplace and shit it up with their bad opinions and reddit attitude and posts.

I don't hate anime. Just indifferent to it.

>>36581970
>"Honestly, yes."

get off the internet you stupid fucking mong

I'd answer no. Even if the girl I liked liked someone else, I'd try to be happy for her, and fucking deal with it. If you answer yes, then I believe you are completely done, and she might think odd things.

>>36581970
Be honest, but also try to sound confident

>>36581913
good thread I give it 10 points

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How is your water that fucking blue?

My apartment doesnt have a bath

>4chan's support
don't group all of us with them man

Sorry, I think you have this confused with /pol/.

>>36581851
Back2pol.
Also "Massive tax cut for the rich" is a meme. Do you live in a post-industrial part of the country? I did, until the lack of jobs and insane cost of living drove me out. For the past 60 years, they've been under Democrat rule and tell the everyday man "we're fighting for you". What they really mean by that is that they and their rich pals from mega-corporations who have enough money to get specific tax cuts from government are getting rich, and that small businesses get destroyed so the large companies (connected with corrupt politicians) monopolize the market.
So breaking this down, a corporate tax rate cut to put small businesses on a level playing field with the mega corporations who already pay almost no taxes anyway?
Why is that a bad idea?
Perhaps it's time for you to get a real job or grow up a bit more to understand what really happens. Reading New York Times articles from the viewpoint of folks who have never worked in the private sector is no substitute for experience.

>>36581732
tfw fapping while on benzos

do girls really piss straight down when standing?

I know there's a bit of a lean in the pic but it's still way less tha 45 degrees, even

>>36581770
The panties are causing the piss to pool slightly before dripping out. That's why it's straight down

Wow nick bateman looks way less attractive on camera in motion than in pictures, still a good looking dude tho

I don't see how you could give advice. Just stop being disgusting and unattractive?

>>36581747
He is a instagram model, he live of the photos, if you want to meet a model that look 100% times better in real life and in motion go and see Gandy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVX2nEEBQrM