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>14 for me
I came.

>>36582635
Did you get to touch her boobs/vagina? Did you toe her vagina? Did she touch your penis? Did you ever think of her sexually?

Asking because I'm a horny curious only child who'd dream to be in this situation.

>tfw you took a bath with a cute loli but you took it for granted because you were 3

She's not gonna date an autistic loser like you tho

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got some bad news for you op

>>36582629
>date
thats not what i said yo

No where to go but up, anon

>>36582537
20 bucks? Are you fucking kidding me? You better have blown the best load of you're fucking life, or else you got gypped.

>>36582537
tipping cam girls is just as bad, anon. how was it?

GMOs are making younger girls look older and older. They develop their bodies faster than ever before.

>>36582528
What street is that? why were all girls there extremely slutty?

>>36582544
Oh fuck off conspiratard. Most girls always peak at around 16, has nothing to do with it being 2017 other than the fact its more acceptable for them to dress like sluts and show off their post-puberty bodies.

>>36582492

I browse because it's the only place where I can meet relatable people. Also, it can be amusing sometimes.

>Did it change the way you view the world
Yes, but it more pointed me in a certain direction. I researched it all myself.

i like the human aspect of it, users feel way more real than they do on other social networks. This is a community of completely anonymous people who can tell about anything about themselves with complete honesty. Nobody has anything to prove
I'm mostly here for the greentext stories, but just reading conversations through threads is pretty relaxing and interesting

i realize one chilly night in a basement
that i was too sensitive for the whole world
all the strong boys and cruel girls would
say whatever they like at me and all i
can do was be sad and go away from them

then i discover 4chan from a different place
where they say 4chan was stupid and fill
with losers so i go there too because it was
the place that makes fun of basements
everywhere i was there were mean people

but on 4chan all were a new same and funny
and they make fun of the strong boys and
cruel girls and also they are in the basements
but not mine different basements of their
own moms finally there were people as me

after a long time in 4chan with the opposite
bullying i begin to realize again that now
i have the gained the strong boy power but
also gained the cruel girl power as well at
the same time to get immune for these

i can leave the basement and challenge
any strong boy or any cruel girl and walk
away feeling like a winner because i win every
argument there in the streets or even on
in other places that make fun of basements

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>>36582488
???????????????????????????

he's probably going to die before 50

cx TriHard

Maybe being overweight is part of the disease

He looks more like a fat middle aged lesbian, no idea how he'd look thin. It might be harder for him to loose weight.

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>>36582430
>wonder about how to permanently solve the Jewish problem
We already know how.

You mean the problem of antisemitism and the plight of the Jewish people?

Yeah, sometimes.

>>36582781
You really do need to get into the mindset of the faggot LARPing stormnigger to understand why "natsoc" is so popular in this area of the internet. These people have never heard of adult politics in their lives that wasn't inspired by stuff like anime and videogames , it was completely alien to them. And they can't participate in these politics because they consider these ideologies "cuckoldry". They want an ideology that isn't necessarily smart or practical or well-organized, but that appears to be to appeal to their surface-level taste. Because these people live for that mindless self-validation. They don't actually understand what makes for good nation-building diplomacy or good economic structure, nor have they ever picked a book about economics. It doesn't interest their infantile LARPing sensibilities. They want to pretend they do so and circlejerk themselves, that's what matters. "natsoc" is just perfect for its demographic: these same college-age/under-age self-important RPers who "fucking love hitler". The entire foundation of the ideology is built upon the dichotomy between "nothing is more important than le race xD" and " freedom is so outdated bro". This pseudo-intellectual "it is for the common good tho!" bullshit that the followers of "fascism" shits out on almost every board is what appeals to LARP sensibilities. Their "alt right" ideology doesn't actually have the tact to offer an interesting presentation and discussion of any economics, so they spouts these edgy RolePlay memes taken straight out of propaganda videos. Nevermind about the fact that their entire political ideas are an irrelevant, forgettable piles of garbage that gets dismissed by actual mature conservatives today, or how their depiction of people who disagree with them have somehow been reduced to even more obnoxious caricatures than before, none of these things matter. What matters is that it appeals to the millennial LARPing audience, and that's what's selling "natsoc"

>>36582416
why do you think that anon
you have been muted because your comment was not originianj

>>36582416
Nobody deserves anyone. Life is a competition where the winners take all.

Go see a therapist and become a functioning part of society instead of wallowing in your own self pity you piece of shit.

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>>36582410
>Kill women.
I agree

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>>36582410
Got it op. Thanks for the advice

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if i could get away with it, i would anon

>>36582311
ur gey fgt haha

r u fucking kidding

M-me too op

does playing an instrument in general get women?

>>36582508
No, not really. It's good for the soul though so that's reason enough imo.

The only thing that gets women is being hot followed by being interesting to talk to. Playing an instrument makes it seem like you're interesting but when they see you're really a sperg they'll run a mile.

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>>36582272
Bad. I wish I was dead.

>>36582342
Oh, I'm sorry about that.
I'm pretty sad too.

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>>36582272
I'm exhausted, I've been doing everybody's work today and haven't had a moment to myself. Not complaining really but I just wanna sleep for a long time. I can't even do that yet, being a wagie sucks!!!!

Nah, they just drug you. You won't remember shit

>>36582252
Had all 4 pulled out the same time.
It's mentally difficult because you can't really eat decent food for like 2-3 weeks.
Lost 10 pounds on a jello/soup diet.

It doesn't really hurt, after a week, but it's annoying because the wounds are still in the healing process.

You won't feel them getting ripped out. You won't feel anything for like 18 or so hours because they drug you good.

But the week after is one of the worst pains imaginable

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Rem-chan...

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>>36582222
Stop making these threads.

originali

>>36582498
don't be mean to rem, he needs our support

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you know the answer OP

>>36582218
He was a sociopath who killed a great many innocent people in a horrific way. Go to bed, you have school tomorrow.

>>36582218
>"Guys! Guess what I just learned in world history 2-day! :333"
Underage B&