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Why do you stress about girls so much? Why not stress about getting yourself in order and then getting a girl? I mean, if you're "ugly" then sorry, the genetic lottery went to other people, but that doesn't mean you can't just focus on getting rich and "buying" a girlfriend.
Again, why are you so hung up about girls?
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its mostly because I just want to feel loved
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I just want to be loved, Anon. I see so many other people doing it easily and here we are.
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Ah, the pains of love.
He walks up to you and says in a southern drawl
>H-Hey Anon! I'm mighty sorry to interrupt you, but I couldn't help to notice that you've been acting awfully lonesome these here past coupl' o' weeks. Heck! I ain't ever seen you talk to someone outside of pleasantries n' answers. An' that makes me feel horribly worried for you!
<You seem like a real nice feller' Anon. How bout' chu' come on down to my house for dinner tonight? I ain't as grand as a cook as my momma, but I'm betting I could whip up something that'll suff up our bellies real good! N' maybe you could tell me whats on your mind? I-If you'd like too of'course.
How do you respond?
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>>36583260
"Please spare my village in the next raid, Grognak"
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>>36583260
That's not really a southern way of speaking that's more akin to the midwest
t. southernfag
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>>36583260
> <
!!!
"Sounds good, but I'm not the type to talk to much"
>go there, take a weapon with me out of paranoia.
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Reminder that virginity is a superpower and that sex makes you stupid.
Not even memeing, high IQ correlates with virgin status
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You must fuck a lot.
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>>36583173
correlation is not causation retard
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but cucking yourself by watching a woman get fucked on your screen is perfectly fine.
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Found Out Friend Is Furry
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I've got a short and fun story to share.
>texting my lady friend one night
>we joke around about how filthy our internet search histories are
>we make each other screenshot the strangest things in our history
>both of us are smart, so there's no porn or fetish gear
>for me, I chose to screenshot a portion where I was looking up Hitler's paintings followed by the google search "Why women shouldn't be allowed in the draft"
>we both laugh
>she sends me a portion about the league of legends wiki page for Kindred and something about Don Quixote
>I ask why she's looking up Kindred (for those that don't play, kindred is basically a lamb furry and a floating dog head), and she says she was doing research for a friend
>jokingly call her a furry
>pic related
>she doesn't deny it
>say it's only a joke
>Oh dear god, she still didn't deny it
My friend is a furry. Robots, what do I do?
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>>36583139
Stop talking to her
Check my dubs
Get off this board
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>>36583139
Time to get a fursuit and HIT THAT PUSSY :^)
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Get off my board normalfag
OIL
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Cya guys. I'm out. This is the end for me.
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Can I have your cash before you kill yourself?
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I'm leaving too. Had enough of this shit.
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>>36583036
seeya tomorrow fag
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How big is your cup size?
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I only use mugs.
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I wrote a witty response, that I haven't seen in a while.
AND IT WAS NOT ORIGINAL!?
muted for...
bout tree fiddy
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>>36583033
34DD
originally
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>teehee come join our club anon!
>you know you want to!
What do you do?
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Join their club and create my own harem
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Sadly they're not my type of girl, they seem like they'd be weirded out by it, not happily satisfied.
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What do their feet even smell like? I want more info god damn it.
The kid I'm tutoring just told the other kids I'm a virgin.
Should I kill myself now?
He's 16 years old and had sex with 3 girls now and he told me it's easy.
He found out I'm a virgin by asking small questions he asked if I'm dating anyone, and asked why not and slowly over the months he came to the conclusion I'm a virgin.
I said so what.
He is now making fun of me and told me that it's easy, and then he told the other kids and they gave me a condescending look.
They even tell me about what sex feels like to "cheer me up"
>mfw I'm 26 years old.
I want to kill myself.
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>>36582865
Well anon? What does sex feel like?
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you should've have psyched them out by telling them the real hard facts about adult life
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>He confided to a 16 year old
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How do you make a woman laugh? It's the hardest thing for me when I'm on a date. I feel like if I could make a woman laugh she would like me more
>inb4 show her your dick
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Be funny like me
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>>36582853
Step 1: Be tall and handsome
Step 2: Say anything at all
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>>36582853
Like just be yourself it's not that hard bro
Do Roasties ever come back crawling to successful robots? How do I avoid them? I'm in a good position in life now, much richer than my poorfags days. I snapchat and facebook all my business trips because they happen so often since I do consulting.
Anyways I didn't really do any hedonistic activities in college, but I'm getting messages all the time to hang out in the past few months by old rejections.
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>>36582847
You should meet with them, ask them why they rejected you back then. Then when they give you the generic, "oh I thought you were a loser anon" ask them what they're doing with their lives. Then as they flounder like a fish out of water, explain to them that you are on your way to making 6 figures soon and that you can find someone better than them. Relish in your success and unleash the DEVILISH OP.
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>>36582946
Bonus Points if you take them out on enough dates for them to hop on your dick and then dump them immediately after.
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>>36582946
already make 6 figs though. broke that 3 years ago.
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R9k's favorite sad guitar songs, lay em on me
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https://youtu.be/Vi8VvzQg6go
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>>36582819
pete yorn - strange condition
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Does "Cats in the Cradle" by Harry Chapin count?
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>be literally one of the richest men on the planet
>can only net a 5/10 at best
How does it feel knowing no matter how hard you work dating is solely a game of eugenics?
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>>36582804
maybe he liked her for who she was on the inside
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He might like her personality
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>>36582818
I don't believe that he's jewish.
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I'm posting kakyoin with cool sunglasses every day
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Shame I couldn't be here for the anniversary. How you liking jojo OP?
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Abbacchio dies, Narancia dies, Jotaro dies, Gyro dies, Kira from Jojolion dies.
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>>36582883
finished it a long time ago but I love it and its one of my top 5 for sure
Have you ever noticed that /r9k/ is just as obsessed with image as the normies we despise so much, if not more so?
Look at these threads. Look at the unceasing need for and ever-changing requirements for being a true robot. Look at the endless comparisons of little individual miseries to see who can score the most Depression Points the same way tumblr plays with opression or reddit plays with nerdiness. Does this bother you, anon?
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t.autismlet
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>>36582790
>if I convince myself he's a normie I can disregard anything he says without consideration
What a convenient way to ignore me, anon. Is there a reason that you feel the need to dodge the point like this?
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>>36582772
its the trannies
and dumbass gays. they're shallow and stupid. the sad part is even fixating on appearance won't save them or get them an irl friend they didn't meet off some habbo hotel erp server.
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Anyone have the full-size of this Elliot Rodger pic? 2017-04-27 03:06:45 Post No.36582725
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Anyone have the full-size of this Elliot Rodger pic?
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I've only got the thumbnail.
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>>36582725
Hail St ELLIOT !
The true alpha male.
Originl. stop muting me. He wants to see the pic, alright?
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Niiiiice. May you have a supreme week, month, year, and life. The blessings of St. Elliot be upon thee.
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>>36582725
I have even better version. It's Elliot's 18th birthday, supposedly.