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>antisocial INTP
This is hell. I cant work with other people i carve for a girlfriend but im aware that none would want me but still i cant get over this fuckin anger that everyone that i came across had sex or a girlfriend.
for what sins has god forsaken me
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>>36585757
What would you even do if you had a girlfriend?
Why do you want one in the first place?
Is it because you want someone to desire you?
To look after you?
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you're not anti social, you're just a loser and aware of it so you don't put yourself in situations where it becomes apparent
try not being a loser sometime and stop pitying yourself, see how it goes
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>>36585829
I want someone to validate my existence, smother me in affection, and do things with me, spend time with me, part take in hobbies with me, live life together, be partners and go through existence together.
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Why can't nonwhites be robots? You do realise that white is the easiest race to have a girlfriend as?
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>>36585756
The "Robot" label people came up with on here applies to anyone who struggles with social relationships. It can apply to either race and either gender. African Americans can absolutely be robots because they were oppressed and still are. I always think you are likely to be a "robot" or just someone who doesn't totally fit in if you're mentally ill regardless of race/ethnicity and gender.
But it is a made up label and definition.
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>>36585756
dumb phoneposter
>>36586671
>either gender.
fuck off faggot
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>>36585827
This fucking this. I don't even look like a fucking Pajeet but am one. You can see the cringe on people's face when you tell them you're a pajeet. Leftist and alt right everyone will always hate you
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>26 years old
>official signature is just name printed out
>occasionally just jot down a random squiggly line
why didn't they instruct us on signatures in k-12
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>>36585751
i can relate to this
just realize that there are no rules governing what your signature has to look like, except that it should be consistent
it doesn't even really have to be legible
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>>36585751
they did its called cursive handwriting
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>>36585782
it just looks so autistic
I guess I fit the part though
I cant help but think every time I'm writing down my signature, some workplace professional is thinking "look at this fucking autist, too autistic to even have a proper signature" or the cute receptionist automatically putting me on "the reject list" in her mind
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>Yotsuba
Basic bitch. 2014 arrival. Uses "kek", but capitalized. Comments on Youtube videos, has a Pepe avi.
>Yotsuba B
Redditor. Wishes the entire site could be run like /vr/. Wants to get rid of the porn boards. Secretly voted for Hillary because he wants to stick it to the degenerate lower classes.
>Futaba
Depressed oldfag. Goes to ancient spinoffs with posters in the low double digits. Watches 1990s moe anime. Goofy but nice.
>Futaba B
/v/ or /a/ old-timer. Has a folder of antique memes he looks at while drinking and crying.
>Tomorrow
Edgelord with epic opinions on niggers, but doesn't get along with /pol/ after that time they called him autistic. Also goes to news forums to rant.
>Photon
Internet expert. Up-to-date on the latest developments across every site. Schedules his posts and writes them beforehand. Has extrapolated the founding documents of anonymous culture into an entire philosophy. Develops his own IB software in his free time.
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>>36585728
What about custom OneeChan themes?
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>>36585728
>like tomorrow because it's comfy
>am intj
>have been diagnosed as "gifted"
>math degree
Fedor so big I can't see my haters. Please put bullets in head I'm too scaried.
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i use tomorrow because it's nice on my eyes
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Alrighty r9k, former robot here who holds your advice in the highest regard, so I figured I'd stop by for old times sake and ask.
Chick A: Looks 7/10, Personality 10/10
Chick B: Looks 9/10, Personality ??/??
I've had the biggest crush on A for months now, and tonight she texts me out of nowhere all excited to tell me chick B (a very good friend of hers) has had the hots for me for the last 3 months.
Ideally I'd lay the pipe on both, but don't want hooking up with chick B to foil my plans of getting with A, do girls not like to get with a guy who's been with their friend in that past?
Furthermore, is trying to set me up with a friend indicative that A doesn't really have any feelings for me in itself?
Please, I'm conflicted, even after jacking off...
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>trying to set you up with her friend excitedly
Yeah, I pretty obvious that A just sees you as a friend. Go for B.
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>>36585762
hmmmm no faith in my game?
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where is the king kong
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>Gibberish at the end of a post to force originality may result in mod intervention (no BLOX posts please)
blox
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>>36585609
well memed, fugg the mods
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>tfw making minor grammar mistakes to force originality
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>>36585700
abolutely devilish anon.
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How much of /r9k/ do you think is paid content these days?
>There's literally fast food ads being "ironically" posted on 4chan
It's happening lads
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I noticed the Wendy's memes are really out of place and forced
They've finally nailed how to jew the source of internet culture
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All the templeos shit on /g/ is obviously shilling for something. Have no idea what though.
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>>36585592
Is it fuck.
Well definitely no hitting me. No cost effective for them to target us.
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>live in NOLA
>be me, gay
>im short, 5'4
>fat
>khhv
>asian/white
>brown skin tone
>have KP on my skin
>no chance of having a romantic relationship with a guy
>all the guys want is just sex
why is it so hard?
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>>36585578
>NOLA
What the fuck does that even mean?
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>>36585617
new orleans louisiana you stupid EU faggot
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>>36585617
its new orleans..
how do you not know that? jesus
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>you wiII die a virgin
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>not a virgin
origami
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>>36585577
I'm not a virgin now though.
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DO THE IMPOSSIBLE SEE THE INVISIBLE
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH
This isn't original
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Anyone else have a way of twisting everything into something bad?
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Yes, I call it thinking
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>>36585590
thees
>>36585516
i actually have an angry ranting response to part of one of jordan peterson's lectures saved in a word document because i was so pissed off at what he was saying. i still think i'm right and he's wrong and the world a shit.
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>>36585516
pretty sure I do this from time to time
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Give me more info on this man, I wanna cringe tonight.
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Dan "don't untie her" Schneider
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>>36585503
Dan "hold her tighter she's a fighter" Schneider
>lmao this is originall
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DAN "wipe that tear, its for your career" SCHNEIDER, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
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You're creepy as fuck dude.
Stop
leave me alone
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>>36585467
You could be a little nicer about it, he's sensitive you know.
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>>36585493
Just stop involving me. You're being annoying.
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>tfw you will never befriend rem
>tfw you will never gently bully and tease him
>tfw you will make him grow attached to you
>tfw you will never abuse that trust and force him to get castrated
>tfw you will never force rem on hormones
>tfw you will never meet up with rem irl and fuck her brains out
aya is a cuck
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What are you still doing up, wagie? You'll have to get up bright and early tomorrow if you want to fight traffic and get to work on time.
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>>36585405
I work from home, neetcuck. I can get up whenever I want. Actually, I might just sit back, watch TV, and continue to shitpost all night.
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>>36585405
I'm at work right now, posting on /r9k/ while listening to Pandora on the TV.
I'm paid 44.60/hr to do this all night long. I could also bring in a video game system, if I wanted. I love the fuck that my job is pretty much me driving 2 miles each way, and then doing what I would do at home anyways, but paying so much that during my 4 days off every 2 weeks, I could afford to go anywhere I wanted.
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>>36585405
Taking my time drinking coffee at home, getting ready for work. No stress, there is no need to be in the office at 0800 if you aren't a wagecuck.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIWQVkBIV68
Eggy quit his job and is having a breakdown.
Is he cracking again?
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>>36585400
He didnt quite, he got fired
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keep it in the stream faggot
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Where;s the video of him shittalking Eliza?
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Interest: r9k
GO GO GO
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Bumpan yo
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Bumpinggg again fellow robots
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>>36585376
this is now a /pol/ omegle thread.