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There seems to be a desire to revoke robot cards from people. For example, how can people really think blacks can't be robots? When I hear this I automatically think these people have been consuming too much BLACKED and cuck memes and otherwise are the type of people to think that since they have low self esteem it must be because society prefers others to themselves.
I could easily say whites can't be robots. I mean there is an entire world of women that will add points to you just due to whiteness(note: not sleep with you just because of whiteness. Whiteness is not the end all be all, but it either add points or allows others to see you neutrally. That reality compared to other races being seen negatively, negative stigmas, etc. The denial of the existence of soft power behind whiteness is laughable. You may say blacks have soft power but it is completely incomparable. unlike whites who are seen three dimensionally, blacks are seen as a two dimensional niche and it only helps when dealing with people into that niche. if you don't fit that niche then too bad, you have to compensate elsewhere.)


But yet I still acknowledge whites can be robots all he same. Anybody anywhere can be a robot. Why the need to constantly try to disqualify others?
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If you've ever driven a Honda civic you can't be a robot.
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Honestly I feel like the only qualification is if you never had sex.

You you aren't a virgin you need to leave this place immediately, you are the cancer killing this board, let us ree in peace.
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>>36588036
civics are chad vehicles?...oh wait you are saying they are normie vehicles. true.

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Would you rather:

>Fuck your father in the ass to save your mother but your father will have to die

Or

>Let your father fuck you in the ass to save your father but your mother will die

If you pick none a very large black man will rape you anyway
You can only pick one btw
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>>36588023
someone asked me this once before
i'll tell you what i told him
I. Want. To. Fuck. My. Dad. Regardless.
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>>36588023
How is the raping to be done?
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>>36588023
>If you pick none a very large black man will rape you anyway

And no one dies? Easy, pick this.

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What do you do when you're sky-diving and you're in mid-air but the parachute won't open?
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>>36588019
Use the backup parachute.
If that doesn't work, take wikihow's advice.
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>>36588019
the sweet release of death

aaaaaaaaaaa
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>unzip
>helicopter dick

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>tfw my bed still smells of her
26 year old virgin, finally have gf.
It's all the little things like feeling a hand on your chest that isn't yours, feeling her breath in your neck, the occasional peck on the cheek or long exhale. It all feels so good.
I don't ever want to be lonely again.
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>>36588000
Tell us more anon,is it really that great?
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Ok. But you have to leave now
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>>36588028
>>36588000
trips confirm it is that great.

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1. Go to this website: https://iknowwhatyoudownload.com
2. Take a screenshot of your list.
3. Post it here.
4. ????
5. Shame.
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>>36587963
>cannot tell if girl, gay, or fbi
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yep, thats me.

I know I'm boring alright.
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>>36588037
How can you exist in the current year and not torrent? Are you german?

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>Tfw 7 page critical analysis due in 6 hours and I haven't even started

Looks like I might fail. Sorry mom and dad, guess I'm just dumb.
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>large programming assignment that I haven't even started on
>due date got moved to tomorrow
Wew lad I've got all the time in the world.
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>>36587962
Academia is overrated. Fuck your parents.
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>did this kind of shit in uni
>dropped out
>random shit jobs, stretches of time lost to NEEThood
>currently NEET again
>family completely estranged
>will be homeless later this year again

Goodluck faggot

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isnt it kinda weird how sometimes immediately after fapping you close all 10+ tabs of porn ? not even 5 seconds has passed after you came that you've already closed the tabs.
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>>36587936
I mean I do the same thing, It's like instant disgust
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its oxytocin
clouding your judgement
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>>36588053
so were slaves to our own biology.

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What exactly do older women look for in younger men?
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>>36587891
Alphas basically, I know a couple of cougars who told me as much.
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>>36587891
She is 32
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>>36587913
Take a wild guess what she wants

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I tried brushing my teeth again today

Again my teeth bled and hurt really bad for half an hour after brushing

People on here tell me that if I do it more my teeth will feel better and it won't hurt anymore but I don't know if I can keep this up, it hurts so badly

It hurts so much and I don't even have cavities, I hate brushing my teeth. I can't do this
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your gums are swollen cuz you don't brush as much as you should. when you brush you cause them to bleed.

it will stop but you need to keep a regular 2 times a day going.
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>>36587870

Friend, I really think you need to consider going to the dentists.
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>>36587870
You'll literally lose your gums if you don't.

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Sup, robots.
I just turned 25 a few hours ago and my life is shit.
I just wanna cruise and listen to some feelsy music.
I don't know shit about music, so I can't really contribute.
Would you guys be willing to post your most feelsy tunes for lonely bot on his bday?
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what kind of music? this songs been making me feel good lately
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tR1GlE1V64
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>>36587887
Honestly, anything. It's almost 2am and I'm just cruising around
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>>36587848
https://youtu.be/dKWeR8JcTgg
not feelsy but it is good

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Where do you think she is today?
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Getting pounded by Chado in a fuck hotel.
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>>36587603
nevada probably
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most likely a prostitute

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anyone have experience with taking abilify?
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>>36587593
Do you have experience in not saving thumbnails?
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It destroyed my relationship with my ex gf whenever she started to take it
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>americans have commercials for prescription medicine

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Tfw mommy gf banishes you from the pillow fort
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you ruined a perfectly good gay thread with that faggoty mommy gf talk

You could have at least had the decency to throw in a (male) but you didn't, it's a horrible thread now
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>>36587611
Reeeeee telling mummy on you
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>>36587586
Maybe you shouldn't be such a brat and appreciate all that your mommy does for you

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I want to flash my gf's flatmate
How do i best so this in the most 'accidental'/inconspicuous way possible?
If there is even a slight hint that it was on purpose, she might tell my gf, who might then leave me. Maybe not, but I'd rather not put it to the test
So, any of you robots got any advice?
She lives on the second floor of the flat, we live on the first. Shared bathroom, toilet, and kitchen.
She used to just walk into people's rooms without knocking, but once she walked in on us fucking, so she has stopped doing that now. Unfortunately
I had a good opportunity this morning which i missed - i was going to come out of the shower with a very lazily draped towel. If i met her on the way, she would've definitely seen my dick. Everyone else was sleeping. Unfortunately by the time i came out she had already left to work
Note: i don't want to fuck her, i love my gf, i don't want to cheat on her, but i just get off sometimes on flashing people and I'd love to do this
So, fellow exhibitionist robots, help a brother out please!
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>>36587522
You're gonna go to jail nigger don't do it
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in what scenario do you want her to catch you? pretend you're shaving your dick or something with the door slightly cracked in the bathroom early hours of the morning or something when she's just getting up and ready for work. or if you want to get real weird with it get kinky with your gf when you know she will show up without your gf knowing. start having riskier sex with your gf outside of the bedroom at odd or inappropriate hours
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>>36587522
>>>/adv/
>>>/lgbt/
fuck off with your mental illness you normie. this is all normie talk. everyone who doesn't prefer staying alone in their room SHOULD LEAVE THIS PLACE


FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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ask a Anon who is in School lesson everything
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>>36587493
Any qt3.14s sitting near you?
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>>36587493
hey faggot, still into traps?
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>>36587627
yes:)
>>36587503
Yeah kinda and they can see this thread

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