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fembots and gaybots, would you date a trans guy?
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>>36590312
Yeah, sure. The one you posted is really fucking cute. Of course standard caveats apply - no thanks if he's a manlet, has a babyface, or is le redpilled. But just the fact that he's trans wouldn't bother me in and of itself.
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>>36590434
You sound like a real princess yourself.
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>>36590312
srsly it's so fucking easy to look like a dude for a woman
All you have to do is just inject testosterone and chop your tits off, go to the gym and bum you're a chad.

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Hey /r9k/, how long would it usually take for something like pic related to healing?
Asking for a friend
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>>36590235
Show us the other side of the finger
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>>36590235
>asking for a friend
>>>>>>>Reddit>>>>>
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A few days until it's no longer horrible

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In the past year, I've gotten 3 girls to fall in love with me.

All white and I'm Asian.

Tell me again why you can't get a girlfriend.
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>>36590189
We're just roleplaying on here, you dip.
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>>36590189
I don't leave my house except to go to work and go grocery shopping.

Also live in one of the highest elderly populated areas in merica
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>>36590189
that foot is absolutely succulent

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https://plug.dj/terrible

come play music with fellow anons!

>how does this work?
click the bar at the bottom left and create a playlist, then search for YouTube videos/SoundCloud links via title or URL. you can also import playlists from either website.
>what can I play?
any music that you enjoy. varied taste and deep cuts are always appreciated. if you Woot a song it will give a point to you and the person playing it. try not to Meh something unless you really can't stand it as opposed to feeling indifferent.

extension: https://plugcubed.net
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oh yes they're here the dream team is here
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>tfw turntable died and it was better than plug and dubtrack

Suffering
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>>36590238
Dubtrack might as well be dead desu.

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I just ate an entire pizza. Ask me anything.
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What were the toppings
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>>36590019
how fat are you?

original comment right here nigga
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>>36590019
what toppings did it have

I could go for a pizza too desu

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>ywn have an awkward, gangly trans gf
>ywn have a shut-in trans gf to watch anime with
>ywn kiss a transgirl all over and make her feel loved and beautiful
>ywn hold hands while you go shopping with a tall blushing transgirl
>ywn kiss a cute feminine penis
>ywn never adopt kids with your trap waifu

Normal girls are almost all spoiled, entitled and boring. I'm no longer interested and would rather embrace my inner faggotry. How do I get trans gf?
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>>36590005
i had a trans gf (male) at one point it was pretty much this minus the penis stuff
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>>36590097
What was the reason for the breakup?
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>>36590097
I envy you. All the trans girls I've met have either been sweethearts or crazy communists, which is at least more interesting than the usual boring girl routine. Wish I'd kept in contact or I'd be trying to hit on them futilely instead of sadposting.

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For those who own one, which is maybe like 15% of this board, which car do you drive /r9k/ ?
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A 2010 Nissan Versa sedan with about 38,000 miles
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>>36589990
Decommissioned Crown Vic
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1978 Lincoln Continental
Barely works now but 8 months ago it ran great.

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SAY IT AINT SO
I WILL NOT GO
TURN THE LIGHTS OFF
CARRY ME HOME
KEEP YOUR HEAD STILL
ILL BE YOUR FILL
THE NIGHT WILL GO ON
THE NIGHT WILL GO ON
MY LITTLE WlNDMILL
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NANA NANA NANA NANA NA NA
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>>36589955
How quixotic.
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>>36589955
WORK SUCKED
l KNOW

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What's still keeping you sane?
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>>36589931
Drugs. All the drugs.
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>>36589931
AbsoIuteIy nothing!
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Memes, all the dank ones.

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You're just overstimulated.
I had non meme depression not long ago, and there was this constant sick feeling in my stomach. I didn't eat, didn't touch my laptop, didn't seek attention like you people on here and definitely didn't want tfw gf.

you're all so used to being constantly entertained and engaged with on here that everything else is dulled in comparison. This becomes the norm. Talking whatever shit you like becomes the norm. Do you know how damaging not having a censor is? Do you know how damaging it is to get reinforcement for your maladaptive ways? To be validated for things like
>i'm so depressed
>my social/love life is shit
>my sleeping pattern is shit
>my diet is shit
>my genetics are shit

I suggest you try a day off r9k, or 4chan rather. You'd be surprised how much better your mentality becomes.
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>>36589927
>decide to turn off the computer
>stare at the wall for a few hours
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I would say understimulated. By browsing 4chan, your brain is always being stimulated at a low level. Go out. Stimulate yourself properly. Talk to people. Work. Excercise. Be around people. That's some activities that pull you off the low stimulated state and turns you into a fully stimulated man proper.
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>>36589927
I'd wager my problem is life-long nihilism much more than depression.

I just can't get out of that mindset. Probably never will.

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WHEN YOU CRIED I'D WIPE AWAY ALL OF YOUR TEARS
WHEN YOU'D SCREAM I'D FIGHT AWAY ALL OF YOUR FEARS
AND I HELD YOUR HAND THROUGH ALL OF THESE YEARS
BUT YOU HAVE
ALL OF ME
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I TRIED SO HARD TO TELL MYSELF THAT YOU'RE GONE


BUT THOUGH YOUR STILL WITH ME

I'VE BEEN ALONG ALLLL ALONG
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>you will never meet high school Amy Lee

why live?
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>>36590068
You could tell even at that age she was a ball bustin bitch.

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Ohayo arcanines, do your best today! I'm going to go to therapy today!
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>therapy
worst mistake of my life
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>>36589887
I have a test in my hardest class, then laser hair removal today
Life is fun!
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Ohayo, Dr. Kikestein can't help you, but he'll take your money.

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*YAWN*
Oh man! I sure could use a nice blowjob to help wake me up ;)
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neat veins but I wouldn't suck a cut one desu
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Lose some weight.

Your dick looks alright for a cutfag.
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>>36589984
I won't tell anyone you put a dirty cut cock on your mouth
>>36590013
I'm 6'1' at 135. I need to gain weight lol. But maybe if you sucked me off that would give me some motivation!

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Can we please have a thread about being unemployed. I'm starting to give up here. I have worked two and a half week in one years time. I live on unemployment checks and money my mom give to me. How hard can it be to get a job? Whos cock am I supposed to suck?
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I met an old friend of mine but instead of talking about random things I had to ask him to pay back some money he had borrowed some years ago. It was awkward because I had to wait untill he found a cash machine. Then he remembered I used to drink his beer all the time so we split the money and will never again speak.
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>>36589911
Sry matt
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Currently unemployed. I have an interview coming up next week, which I'm excited about. I worked for about a month within the past couple of years. Fucking hated it honestly, or at least the place that I worked at. I got fired and was seeking vocational rehab before my dad spoke to someone and got me an application. I already had an appointment with the vocational rehab and was awaiting a response from them but if I could go ahead and find employment, that'd be great too. Honestly, I'd like to go through with it anyway, if I can work it into my schedule, assuming I get hired, just so it may help me find a job if I ever lose this one. I have no idea why the hell it's taken them so long to get back to me, since I had that appointment about a month ago.

I guess that's my boring story of how I've been trying to find a job within the past few months, I guess.

>just had a job interview
FUCK THIS SHIT I CAN'T DO IT I LITERALLY SPILLED ALL MY SPAGHETTI OUT THERE WHY CAN'T I STAY A NEET FOREVER FUCK FUCK FUCK
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It's okay anon just relax and breathe
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It happens mate just take it as an experience and get better :)

Hope that helps u autistic cunt
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So youre not panda material. It's not the end of the world. Don't give up.

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