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>go to random thread
>reply to the last poster
>"fucking newfag"
>close tab
He didn't even know what hit him lmao
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>>36595770
I pick a random post that was in reply to another and reply with "don't ever fucking respond to me again"
I'm an absolute madman
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>>36595770
fucking newfag
fdg
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>>36595770
>go into /pol/
>call someone a shill
>never visit thread again
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>Smart but lazy and depressed person
>Talking to a legit honor student
>He discusses math and his other subjects
>mfw
It was like talking to a higher form of being.
How do I be that smart (but not lazy)?
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>smart but lazy meme
No, you're just dumb with illusions of grandeur.
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>>36595758
>Smart
citation needed
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>>36595897
When I wasn't a disorganized mess I used to make it to the president's list each semester. Now I've lost my mojo and I feel dumb.
>Tfw born attractive
>Some chads try to be friends with me
>Get asked out by 9/10 girls, I didn't even need to go up to them
>Spill spaghetti
Failing life on easy mode, feels bad man
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>>36595724
>attractive
[X] Doubt
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>tfw born attractive
>go insane and mutilate my face with chemicals
The monster staring back through the mirror isn't something I wanna see grow old.
>>36595724
You have no idea how good you have it.
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>>36595946
This is what you wanted from the start.
Fuck off.
>you're average at best
I shaved my ass
I shouldn't have done that
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I heard hair removal cream is good
never used it though
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>>36595977
I have, it burns your anus if you get it on the hole. Around is fine.
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>>36596022
thanks. might use it someday.
would I need to be very careful not getting any cream on my legs, since I just want my ass hair gone or is it like apply and wait?
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A white man has the world's largest dick. 2017-04-27 06:12:24 Post No.36595659
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A white man has the world's largest dick.
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The Jews make bbc bullshit to get white men to be compulsive masturbators. If you masturbate too much you won't get priapisms and your dick won't grow to it's potential.
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Why are you so concerned with dicks guy?
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>>36595690
You clicked the thread. Why are you?
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>>36595659
>tfw 2 weeks into 90 day nofap
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Need to know the best male mastorbator out there for research
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>>36595588
Get an onahole lad
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>>36595609
Is there a particular style I should go for? I mean even the flashlights have like 8 different internal types. Or is ona hole uniform
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>>36595588
I bought the destroya and 2 other fleshlights. Never buy more than one it really doesn't feel all that different unless your dick is hella sensitive.
I actually preferred the white tenga flip because it has a section where you can grip down on your dick, the fleshlight has a plastic outer casing so you can't control the pressure.
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For me, it's the Little Caesars pizza, the best pizza I've ever eaten.
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Alright fatty
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>>36595585
Cheap ass pizza. The employees can't even cut it right.
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>Hey mom I want pizza that was made 12 hours ago and put underneath a heat lamp
>Okay sweety I'll go to lil caesars
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Oh God it's worse than i thought 2017-04-27 06:06:28 Post No.36595563
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Oh God it's worse than i thought
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I'm not 5'7. I'm 1 or 2 cm under. When I wear shoes I'm about 5'8 or just under. I'm freakishly small.
My father is 5'7. My half brother is 6'0. All the other makes in my family are normal sized.
I feel dead inside. I just want to be average or slightly under average. I think I have some bowel problem that prevented me from absorbing nutrients and had a bad diet growing up. I'm going to a doctor for that.
I'm 24 so it's never going to change now.
It's really tearing me up inside. ;_;
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my license says i'm 6'2 but my last physical said i'm 6'0, i think that evens out to 6'1 yeah?
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What? Who said that?
Oh hey little fella. Didn't see you down there.
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>>36595563
>see anon complaining about being '5''8
>tfw you're literally '5''4
why live
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FUCK OFF JUST FUCK OFF
WHY ARE THERE WOMEN HERE
YOU DON'T BELONG HERE YOU FUCKING ROASTIE SCUM
>b-b-but i'm lonley :(
NO YOU ARE NOT IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR A FEMALE TO BE LONELY
FUCK OFF YOU DUMB BITCHES
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Teehee. Kick me out big boy. I know you'd bend over backwards if I asked you to irl. I've got all you robots on my finger.
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>>36595544
I bet my Gunpla collection that you`re guy IRL who jerked off as he wrote this with cum-stained fingers.
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Loads of women are lonely. They would just rather be lonely than fuck you.
Let that sink in.
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>Give me a reason to not kill you
Quick Anon what would you say.
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>>36595408
If u dont kill me I'll tell u a secret (:
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If I had the courage I would say "go ahead". I don't see how I could persuade someone who is willing to kill me to not do that
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make my eyes really big so he thinks there is something behind him and kill him first
>t. watched too many cartoons as a kid
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Convicted felon released from federal prison, immediately offered fashion modelling contract 2017-04-27 05:54:21 Post No.36595334
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Convicted felon released from federal prison, immediately offered fashion modelling contract
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>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4081884/Hot-mugshot-felon-Jeremy-Meeks-celebrates-holidays-wife-kids.html
>Meeks, who was released from prison in March 2016, has shown just how far he's come with shots of his new mansion home and $125,000 Maserati car
>Convicted of illegal weapons felonies and gang activity
>Has his mugshot circulated by thirsty whores on facebook for months
>Gets offered a fashion modelling contract as soon as he leaves federal prison
>Now rich and happily married, with kids
>Despite his army of thirsty females who take up most of his ~1million Instagram followers
So... Roastie genocide when?
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>>36595334
this fucking guy again
mute
bloxk
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Can we just fucking kill women?
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>>36595334
Remember
Be nice, funny, and docile
And you'll get a girl to like you
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>Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven
Was he right?
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A lifetime of torturing sinful chads
Absolutely
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>>36595301
>Was he right
As long as they have coolers and snacks in hell
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satan bump
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>Accepted into college
>Go there to turn in some stuff
>It just happens to be some sort of LGBT awareness event
>Trannies and gays everywhere
>Possibly the gayest thing I've ever seen
>Have to take a shit really bad
>Go the bathroom
>Bathroom has a sign that says the bathroom is free for anyone regardless of gender identity
>Bathroom is absolutely filthy
>Refuse to take a dump under these conditions
>Girl's bathroom is right across the hall
>Have to really take a shit and convince myself "It's open for everyone, it'll be fine!"
>Go in there and several girls there, one of them clearly a guy
>They all look at me with disdain and ask why I'm in there
>Have no choice but to say "What do mean, I'm a girl!"
>They don't buy it at all and one of them says they're getting security
>Everybody will think I'm a pervert
>Run away before I'm arrested or something
>tfw I just wanted to take a shit
Do you think if I go back I'll be in trouble?
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>>36595296
wait, so there was an exclusive female only bathroom, but no male only? why didn't you just explain that the other bathroom is in unacceptable conditions and you don't want to catch a disease but also have an urgency?
oh what am i saying, you have autism
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Nah, they probably forgot about it OP.
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In such circumstances I have shit on the floor. It can't be helped. Even better if there's toilet paper or towels, then you can wipe yourself.
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Hi r9k,
I've come into a bit of a dilemma.
How much money do you think i can realistically make from sucking pee pee?
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What's your gender/age? That makes a big difference.
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>>36595319
male 21
I'm attractive and not fat have long hair
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try grinder. I got 15 messages a day. then someone I allmost met said he wants to drink my pee. Have never been back there
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Have you ever opened up to a girl, anon? If so, how'd it go?
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>>36595141
No and I won't until I meet the woman that wants to be my girlfriend.
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Yes. It went fine.
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She stabbed me in the back at the first sign of weakness and slept with an undocumented immigrant at her work because I "wasn't paying attention to her enough, I need to feel wanted". Turns out working 60 hours a week to support her during her "depression" wasn't enough for her, I guess.
Don't fall for the GF meme, robots, they don't care about you so you shouldn't care about them.