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Why are you mocking him, champ?

>>36600960

I can't tell if Chris is actually a retard or a master planning genius considering he's actually now monetizing himself or working towards that way.

I kind of want to see him do well since I really want to see millionaire Chris and his antics.

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>>36600960
Man, he's in such a bad spot once his mom dies.
He's probably too autistic to kill himself like a proper NEET would. He will starve to death or something.

Also isn't his mental age something like a 9 year old boy or something? How he will even handle anything like calling an ambulance and whatsoever?

I think his name was Arn Anderson or something

Alan Bean, faggot. Go advertise somewhere else.

That would have been my pal jordan. Stupid faggot almost died when we got ambushed by the moon rabbits. Time travel was a mistake.

I guess im the only mutant

>>36600916
I'm really sorry for you, honestly. I don't really have anything wrong with me besides being ugly and having a short pinky that basically renders both of those finger useless. This thread just show how /r9K/ has become a fusion of faggot propaganda/buyers remorse and facebook.

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>>36602467
Short pinky tendon that is

the cum drinking is a bit weird the rest isn't that bad you're probably suffering some repressed sexuality

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>>36600908
Distract yourself with other, more important hobbies, preferably self-improvement things such as the gym (sorry if you're not a loser but most people on this board are) work, or socializing

also don't wank to any of the worse forms of porn, stick exclusively to straight stuff and try to make sure you don't devolve into more borderline gay shit

you're gay lol just accept it OP you'l be alot happier

>>36600843
By fucking up and knowing why

>>36600843
Do the "Trust fall"

>>36600843
I don't get this guy. A British /his/ nerd with obnoxious tips fedora attitude that looks like a hobo, and yet he still has friends and apparently girls who are interested in him. How?????????????????

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Supremely Pretty

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>>36600825

97% of this board would, I would have anyway, definitely now knowing she's Elliot's sister lol

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Supremely Cute

Is this what happens if she doesn't eat all of the eggs?

>>36601170
no, this is why she's crying when i feed them to her

>you will never have a qt 3.14 gag you with her damp sweaty socks and force you to sniff her hot stinky toes while she lazily teases your aching cock

Just one sniff will get me stiff

>tfw chastity cage should arrive in the mail tomorrow

Guys, this single picture of an inferior specimen with an abnormally small dick standing next to a superior specimen with an abnormally large dick proves that x race is inferior to x race.

>gib replies

Have fun harvesting your angry replies, OP.

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every race Compensates with their best feature

I am white, i am small and have a small dick
but i have a fucking conqueror's bloodline

>dealing with gay men's bullshit

they're just as annoying as women

>>36600834
A lot of them are more vain than the female species but If you think they're more annoying you're clearly a neet that's never actually met a female or a gay man.

>>36600930
This. Of course there are the bitchy fem gays but I just avoid those.

lol so ur saying you have a small weiner

>>36600797
fbfp never fails

your loyal older mommy gf sounds like a keeper.

I'm just going to piggyback this thread.

Is the 4chan pass worth it? I hate the fucking captcha.

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>>36600751
oregairusudesu

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>>36600751
Just use the old captcha you faggot

>>36600695
Making threads complaining about people they dislike as if anyone gives a shit.

>>36600715
Bumping threads they claim to dislike

>caring about fashion and celebrities
>thinking the government and corporations see them as anything but a resource

>>36600648
Ice skating; you have plausible deniability to touch her so escalating will feel less awkward.

Go out some place to eat or some bar (would be nice ir you both drink)if you plan on going out in the evening, have a relaxed talk and just ask her about her status, relationships whatever. Do it indirectly if you're anxious about those topics...

>>36600648
Take her to one of those "charming" things like rollerblading, ice skating, etc. As long as you are pretty decent at it

I wish I was covered in semen honestly

>>36600624
This makes me horny as fuck. You're lucky you get to taste cum OP mmmff

>>36600624
smell obviously

>>36600621
This is from the twitter of a sex worker, not quite the same as what you're talking about

some broad I knew in highschool/university was laughing at how she was getting mad stacks from some beta who was orbiting and stalking her and I was confused why she'd accept swag from a stalker. Later learned it was her ex who she was actively leading on.
I presume the answer is yes, but never trust a roastie to give you anything straight.

>>36600803
She does little to no work (taking a few pictures and giving her followers barely any attention) and gets a fuckton of money and gifts for doing so. It's basically the same thing, just a more professional version of it.