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How do I learn how to worship cock?
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>>36603343
I think you already do faggot.
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>>36603343
iwantclips
clips4sale
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Practice on me
But only if you have a feminine cock
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>tfw medicine causes you to trickle when you tinkle
>tfw medication causes you to want to piddle as you're plopped down in a place
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nice quands fgt
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>drugs cause my roddle to raddle
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>>36603333
>checked
A true saiyan always sprinkles when he tinkles
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Tell us about your IRL crush, Arcanine
>absolute qt, arty, petite and redheaded with a pixie cut
>amazing taste in absolutely fucking everything, from music to books to beer
>we're always commenting on the obscure shit we both post
>is in a relationship with some dude for years now, prolly highscool romance
>dude looks like me so I know I'd be her type
The moment she's single I'm all over that shit
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>The moment she's single I'm all over that shit
You can't settle for this anon, they might get married. Make a fake tinder account of him
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>>36603547
DEVILISH
origanelemente
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I'm not attracted to any of the girls I actually know. But this happened to me today.
>Be on the bus
>This absolute and total qt gets on
>She's wearing almost exact same outfit that I am
>She's stuttering and nervous about talking to the bus driver. Her voice is really quiet and gentle
I wanted it. I wanted it so bad.
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Why?
I fingered myself, i get hard, but don't enjoy it.
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Tfw no tranny gf asshole to finger and lick
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>>36603284
Not everyone enjoys anal, Anon. What made you try it?
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>>36603284
Lube way up, ride the fuck out of your fingers
fantasize about a woman's strapon or [your fantasy of choice]
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Post tomoko kuroki
or face kek's fury
and K(horne)ek wants skulls for the skull throne this time of the year
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This is one of my favorite wallpapers.
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b'okay.
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>>36603947
Why would you do this?
This is an originally horrified reaction
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Need some comfy feels right now.
I'm stressing out of my mind, and I honestly couldn't even tell you why.
There's just always some shitty little detail that I can worry about, and if I can, I will. I can't relax. I'm hyper serious.
>Inb4 "druggggs mannn" I'm not a person for you to shill drugs to. I just want some advice.
Help a bot out please
Or just kill me out of mercy
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>>36603203
What's your definition of "comfy feels" Anon?
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>>36603793
Hugs. Cute pictures. Stories about you guys. Comfort, I dunno. I just want some company. I haven't spoke to another human being in like four days
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>>36604009
What do you do for fun, Anon? Tell me about yourself.
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>tfw the buzz wore off an hour ago
>now you're just drinking for the sake of drinking
Anyone else out there in anonland doing this?
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>>36603190
Im celebrating 7 months of sobriety by getting canned
Feels good man
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I do the same thing except with existing, I only exist for the sake of existing and for no other reason
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>>36603649
Existing is easier if you're constantly drunk like me.
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>work at chinese restaurant that my parents own
>almost every night, this fat chubby white guy in glasses comes in and orders take out
>neckbeard
>wears the same two sets of clothes usually
>call me his "little fortune cookie" when he greets me
>smiles at me with his gross yellow teeth
>always gives me a shitty small tip even though he orders take out and I didn't serve him
>tries to make autistic small talk with me while he waits for his food while I act blatantly uninterested
Why do white guys do this shit?
I want to tell him off but my parents said leave him alone because he orders here a lot.
Leave me alone, gwai lo.
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>>36603156
Do you have any pictures of him i'm interested I love seeing guys completely unaware of how bad they look.
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Smile and take his money, you fucking heathen.
Or just maybe, be truthful and tell him that you feel uncomfortable.
But waaait, there's more!
Find a different job?
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oh shut up stupid gook, you know you want his BWC.
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How do I move to la or NYC? I'm poor and live in the middle of nowhere.
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Don't move to either- go to similar cities though like Phoenix or D.C.
Idk man honestly just fly out once, check out the area, find a rental, and plan a move.
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I moved to LA. It sucks. I live in a studio for $1000.
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>>36603117
I just mean LA is a shithole and NY is dirty, grimy, cucked, liberal, overpopulated, and just not worth it.
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Hey robots, guess who fucked up once more?
>As all stories start, the oneitis.
>But she's also my best friend, +1 for the original story.
>I've been depressed for 3 years because I was madly in love with her.
>Decide to put a stop to my depression, and to this vicious circle.
>Decide to finally tell her, screw the answer, I just wanted to get rid of the weight.
>As I talk about it to her, I feel the burden going, I feel better.
>But she starts crying, of course she was going to say no robots, what else would she say to a guy like me.
>She cries because what I just did fucked our friendship.
>But at least I feel better or so I thought.
>Fast forward one day.
>I feel better, I do more stuff, I am more productive.
>But as the day goes, this feeling settles in.
>Motherf-
>By the end of the day depressed as hell, lose appetite for the whole day, and for the next 3 days.
>Irritated because I don't know why am I feeling like this when I shouldn't.
>Can't talk to no one about it, because hey guess who fucked up their best friendship at the expense of feeling better?
>Not feeling better and losing the only good thing in my life.
>Two birds with one stone, well played me!
:)
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That's tough my man, i were rooting for you.
Welcome back to the club, the line for ending all suffering is still where it is at the left of the meeting room.
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You should be looking out for yourself, your one true ally.
I know it hurts now.
I know your thoughts are in a tailspin.
You have her tied to the back of your rotor engine.
You need to cut the line.
Think about yourself before you try to save others.
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>>36603074
>oneitis is also best friend
>other friend confessed love to her
>don't think he cared, but she didn't like him back, obviously
>makes fun of him behind his back because of this
>tfw i'll never tell her how i feel
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We don't have nearly as much OC as we used to, I don't care how shitty it is post your stupid ass homemade reaction photos so we can keep things fresh
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>not exclusively using autistic stock photos
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home baked peep
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I drew this, but I don't know if it can be used to react to anything.
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Since when did she have a huge butt?
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Pretty average butt, man.
My mom has a nicer butt than that.
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>>36602970
Can I see your mom's butt?
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Woof. Her British genes are really starting to manifest themselves
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About a few hours ago something weird happened to me
>colors feet weird
>I can't concentrate on anything
>I feel like I'm dreaming
>I feel like I'm detaching from reality
WTF IS HAPPENING!?!?
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you're dying lad
I'm jelly desu
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>>36602889
god dammit I mean't to say feel not feet!
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>>36602915
If only this was the case
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Hey /r9k/, does anybody here have any experience with fucking ice cream
I've been offered 60 bucks to fuck a frosty and cum on pic related.
What sort of temperatures, training, and techniques should I pursue?
Anyone with experience in this subject or other cold experiences welcome.
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Neapolitan ice cream, yellow at the front, red in the middle, brown at the back.
It'll be like cumming on a pair of panties OP.
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>>36602946
That sounds nice, but they don't have Neapolitan frosties, I could use it for training though...
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>>36602869
the frostbite will hurt. Not to mention you'll prolly get a UTI
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Do you ever wonder what is it like to be handsome?
And I mean, real handsome, God Tier handsome, not the "i'm not fat and have a 5/10 face" kind of handsome.
Can you even imagine how good life must be for someone looking like this?
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Even if youre handsome if you don't act like it, much won't come of it.
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incoming roleplay-fags pretending they're attractive
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>>36602918
This is BS in HSnp I'm a robot went bald at 19 and subsequently went from a 7/10 to a 1/10 agoraphobegirls would approach me, hit on me and I never put any effort and I wasn't even a 10/10 I can't even imagine how much vag and cash gets chucked at 10/10's