Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 6137. page

>>36604127
Fuck off this board for being a Norman scum that's what you do

Give her some room, and only discuss this when she wants too. No need to push a problem. When was the last time you talked with her?

>>36604205
an hour ago

tried calling. she didnt pick up

Normalfags are going to advice against it. Robots aren't the kind of guys who'd have a girl crazy for them anyway. Stick to 2d.

I'd imagine you'd need to find some loner depressed girl that somehow isn't a slut, and then be the nicest person to her. You need to become her oneitis.

>>36604106

Yanderes, like all women, only go for Chad.

I dress up as a woman and convince myself people love me

I play movies in my mind of me being successful/appealing to women while I'm sitting alone in my room with no friends.

>>36604100
Probably just stealing panties I guess

It's really easy to do in uni and I don't really respect women so why not

>inb4 you're here forever

>>36604007
Bye faggot.
:'^) oregano

See you tomorrow, original Anon.

>>36603949
What is the Oracle forum?

>>36603949
Fetlife.

>>36603949
bestgore.com

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>>36603908
because overcrowding would be astronomical

>>36603908
Because I'm too poor to live in la

>>36603908
Why would anyone want to live in california. Overpriced, full of mexicans, and full of horrible selfish people.

I'll stick to Oregon thanks.

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>>36603854
she's no loli

idk anon
I think we are all just destined to live like creeps

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>>36603854
Are you the guy who wanted to fuck ice cream?

>>36603830
Landscapers are pussy ass bitches tree work is for men

>>36603857

I live in the suburbs we don't have trees

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Hort industry fag here.

1. It's incredibly hard work for not a lot of money.

2. If you show even a hint of weakness, you'll be mercilessly bullied by the gang of Mexicans you'll undoubtedly be working with.

3. Take up smoking or dipping if you haven't already.

gl lad

>>36603673
PLEASE MODS

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>>36603673
don't ask faggot, break the rules

>>36603730
What's the easiest way?

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>>36603657
Yea glad I moved away from that peace of shit region. I used to live in the city but mummy decided for some fucking reason that moving upstate/LI would be better and cheaper. The dumb bitch didnt even take into account that she would be spending a fucj ton to get to her job down in Queens and completely fucked my social life.


Keep your head up, OP. Save some cash and find a cheap apartment in the bronx or queens and be comfy.

Maybe you'd like to live on Cape Cod or Cape May or something.

Live the beach life.

Neither of those places are even that far from NYS.

>>36603657
>>36603801

What are you people considering "upstate"? The parts of upstate NY I've lived in are chill as fuck.

>400ml of cheap fruit juice = 35 calories

uh....

>>36603650
Why not just eat the gelatin powder?

>>36603650
>tfw keto
>Eating burgers all day long.

I'm lol @ ur life OP

>>36603648
When you leave this earth you wont have to worry about those things anon, you'll be forgotten after 3 weeks tops.

Your parents will use the opportunity to brag about how much they loved you.

Enemies won't give much of a fuck, unless you used to bully other kids, you didn't do that did you anon?

If you're doing this for the pity might aswell have a slow and agonizing death you piece of shit.
Youre giving depression a bad name, im embarrassed to tell anyone im depressed.

>>36603648
we'd stop existing :(

>>36603648
>What about my enemies?
best friend killed themselves and later some cunt we cyberbullied gloated on their facebook page.
They'll be happy, honestly- it's not like they'll start feeling sorry for you or regret anything.
Your friends will be fucking pissed off and despondent. Your parents will feel gutted and then guilty.
You might inspire a couple of other suicides in your community.

>>36603494
kiss-less handhold-less virgin

>>36603494
Big gay idiot

miserable tranny masochist

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Well, when Trump is out of the picture...

No. But they should be.

They're celebrated in my country.

>>36603369
How about you become my cute gf?

>>36603369

Hey, lady
I can get behind your feel. Maybe text him, let him know you miss him and plan out some things?

Or

Throw the pussy on him and claim your prize!

>>36603369
your brother had needs and you neglected him