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Who here /knight/?
We can go on a quest to free the board of the vile normies and mayhaps encounter the fair princess fembot somehow along the way.
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>>36604737
you'll never purge the normies
and the only princess you'll encounter
will have a penis
it's a doomed quest
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fembots don't exist you insufferable fag

saged
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>>36604737
Where did bonfire feels go? I miss sire....We must go find him on our quest!

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If you prefer innie vaginas, you're a pedophile.
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>>36604627
I'm fine with this stigma as long as I can have them all to myself, faggot
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>>36604627
label me all you want but the way this site labels straight men is stupid.
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So what's your point OP?

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Ask a middle east bot with a Philippino sex slave anything
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whats it like living outside the trappings of western civilisation
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>>36604597
Is your ladyboy bf cute?
How much he cost and where I can buy one or two?
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post pics of your sex slave

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Ask someone who just had to get two teeth removed at 20 anything
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>>36604577
How much money would you need to come and murder me?
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>>36604577
Why aren't you brushing you're teeth nigga??
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>>36604577
If you got opiates, you're best off not taking them. Trust me on this one.

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hey

i have a very (very) small youtube channel

i have a handful of random robots subscribed to me from past threads

i have no theme or anything aside from being a natural sperg

ive been thinking about discussing political things since thats a popular topic and the current political climate is in a good place for change

but i dont know how well that will go over

im putting out a video up right now asking my current subscribers what they want me to do

but id like some ideas from here as well

pls elp
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>>36604575
post link dude.
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Show me the channel stupid.
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>>36604745
>>36604765
>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5Dx04j920C8jeF6wX9jfQA
ere (you) go

Be me
>some guy not knowing what to do with his life
>one day gets lonely goes on a chat room for 1 on 1
>Find girl
> Get girls kik
>lie about age to seem more accessible
>Think "Oh its only going to be one day anon"
>Get text from girl next day
>ohshit.png
>Act cool and go along with things
>Try to creep her out
>fail
>Think "well shes across the country"
>ohwell.jpg
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>Been lying to someone i care about for 6 years
>Met them in some chatroom on the early internet days when memes was still relevant
>Create a fake profile to fit in.
>Things escalated to kik
>Lied about who i am, my age, my nationality.
>Afraid that if i tell the truth they wont talk to me ever again.

Help, this is a living hell and i dont know what to do.

Should i come clean or should i continue lying knowing that'd never get me anywhere.
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>>36604744
Come clean faglord
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Wait, so 2010 was the earlier internet days? Wow

Ok guys i have a problem, a girl i use to go to high school with 4 years ago just contacted me out of nowhere. we chatted for a bit, she asked how i was doing and then asked if i was working. I do work and i make 23.35 an hour at a car part factory. She texts all happy and excited how i was working saying how shes so glad i have a job. after that i didn't text her for 5 days. Now she texts me asking if a can take her to some interview and says shes looking forward to seeing me, with hugging and winking emojies. Im a virgin and a loner, and although im not ulgy, im just so boring i dont think any girl would enjoy being with me anyway. And after all these years of working and sitting in my room alone, this happens. Im actually kinda scared, i dont want to become a normie. What do i do in this situation.
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>>36604540
>i dont want to become a normie
It's okay, you're not going to be a normie at this rate. She just wants favors from you bro.
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>>36604540
she's just desperately searching for people to use as references, probably because she's been burning all her bridges by being a shitty person at her previous jobs. Or her parents finally kicked her out after funding her useless lib arts degree.
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>>36604540
she's most likely planning on using you

so use her

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>u-ugh... anon? Can you bring me home? Chad left with Stacey #475... Thanks, anon, you've always been such a good friend...

What do
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>>36604537
fuckin rape her cunt and titties
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>>36604537
I would atleast card swipe my dick between her ass cheeks. I'm getting something for my trouble.
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>>36604537
She's kawaii.
If I was brown I would rape and impregnate in allahs name

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Why does society expect men to make the first move and not women?
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>>36604498
Because women have inherently more sexual value
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>>36604498
Its not always like that. My guess is that they like to feel desired and are mostly submissive on their behavior
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>>36604498
Do you even understand basic biology???

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How do I fall in love with 2D women?
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>>36604474
if you haven't already, you probably never will
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>>36604474
You know her mother cucked her husband with a wizard, right?
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>>36604495
So you're saying I have a chance my anon?

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We've been hearing for months that some hacker is gonna leak a bunch of Elliot stuff on the anniversary. Turns out, it was a LIE. I bet he doesn't even have anything he hasn't already leaked
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I just want to see his WoW characters. What class/race did he play?
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>>36604514
He was most likely trash at it.
Probably couldn't do even the baby tier heroics.
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What fucking bullshit! Playing us the whole time!

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Post things about you that sound fabricated: I had intercourse with a cast member on a Nickelodeon TV show
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>>36604326
Which one tell me
Orig
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I won prom queen back in hs
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>>36604326
explain yourself, Opie.

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I just started an LDR and it was just that easy. Why are you still crying about no gf?
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Let me guess, it's a Filipina who's asking you to buy stuff off amazon for her (or doesn't yet but will soon) to prove your love to her?
You do know your 'LDR' gf probably has a dozen other dudes just like you, calling themselves her 'boyfriend' and buying shit for her, right?
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>>36604410
No, it's a rural negress in burgerland. She's basically me but a negress
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>>36604309
LDR's never work out, at least in my case they never have.
Timezones make it hard to communicate and you can't connect with them as well.

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>im too ugly for a bf
>uhh i would only make you more depressed
>uhh
>you wouldnt like it to be with me
>uhh i think you would not like how im truly am
>proceed to get fucked by chad and everythings alright
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What are u gay? lol
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i see that with femanons here
guys comment on a girl bitching bout being lonely
then a guy goes
please be my gf
and she says shes too ugly or something
implying a guy here wudnt fuck anything thatll allow him
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show face or body op
you cant be that ugly

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>Loneliness is a complex and usually unpleasant emotional response to isolation. Loneliness typically includes anxious feelings about a lack of connection or communication with other beings, both in the present and extending into the future. As such, loneliness can be felt even when surrounded by other people. The causes of loneliness are varied and include social, mental, emotional, or even physical factors.

It's another one of those nights.
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and what do you expect from us?
sympathy?
empathy?
or are you just here to rake (((you)))s to soothe your fragile ego
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>>36604244
All three.

I'd give you 'em.
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Loneliness can't be cured by self-pity and wallowing. Only by meeting new people can you possibly meet someone you enjoy being around.

To remain idle is to die. You don't have much to lose, OP.

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